1) do not drink the apple juice
2) SERIOUSLY DONT
3) brush your teeth. always.
4) yes, pizza is a balanced diet
5) when given the option to get the oreos, always get the oreos
(wip; some serious, some not serious)
nunu can run poacher's easily given that he's got huge counterjungling presence w/ consume/smite provided your name isn't stvicious
now, if this was some poacher's knife, like... idk, jarvan? that'd be pretty weird.