Veterans Azeria 390 Posted July 7, 2014 Author Veterans Share Posted July 7, 2014 Yes You Did You THESE ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL REBORN TROLL RULES Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho 114 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I'm in a shitty situation. Link to post Share on other sites
Doj 0 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Man The word trolling surely has met a cruel fate Rip in piece Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Doj's avy gets free drinks. Link to post Share on other sites
pandaemang 0 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Everyone on this forum is female. No matter what their gender is displayed as. No exceptions. I-I am...? Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho 114 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I-I am...? If you have to think about it, the answer is yes. Link to post Share on other sites
The Radiant Aeon 7 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 What the actual fuck..."Troll Ame" is in the goddamn topic title and there is little to no mention of spiders...fuck man you guys are doing this wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Noivy 4 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 How to troll ame? Man, stand aside kids. let me do my thing for starters.... And then we have these four little ones, which prompted her to write an extensive and highly amusing piece on how fallacious they are meanwhile did you know that the first one is invalid because spiders are not only nonmonogamous and also don't have any form of marriage in the first place but spider females eat their mates after reproduction FURTHERMORE THE third image implies that the spider has finished his work and neglects the fact that spiders also have negative properties in their ownsets. It also implies the fact that spiders can read. Which being that they do not have the adequate sensory stores nor the empircal value in their conceivable lifespan to establish passable pattern recognition NOR THE REGION OF THE BRAIN IN WHICH TO STORE THAT INFORMATION The fourth image implies that the spider has some kind of understanding of possession of property and further the knowledge to understand exactly what constitutes a house. It also implies that the person to whom he 'speaks' is the house owner which is fallacious in itself Moreover, being that spiders make their own habitats out of webs they would not have any conceptual understanding of furniture, or the need to have a polish for it. Further, even presuming that WHAT IF THEY DID have this knowledge, there's then no reason that they shouldn't be cogniscent of what a can of bug spray is. In fact they should not assume bug spray is furniture polish but rather the other way around because the trauma associated with teh spray is more likely to, even assuming they di dhave viable centers of pattern recognition, inflict traumatic stress on the spider just by the trigger of seeing a can similarly organised in its mental schema around the spray. The second image is inherently fallacious in that it assumes the spider is doing these things with the intent of pleasing the human. As we know, this is untrue, spiders do these things as a natural part of their lives, and to insinuate and attempt to guilt a real human on the basis of this fictional spider is a politcal spin no less scandalous than every other episode of the O'Reily Zone. It also, again, misimplies that the spider would understand what a book is without actually having any reason to, and ignoring the OBVIOUS threat to its own life. In essence it makes the subject appear to have the experiences not of an individual, but of a species, which is poor writing on the compiler's part WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT THIS SPIDER IS SPEAKING ENGLISH or at least it is implied to be doing so AS WE ALL KNOW SPIDERS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO SPEAKI ENGLISH although they do have some rather interesting abilities like did you know they discovered a tarantual in the amazon that has wings and can fly THEY ALSO CANNOT PRINT TEXT OR PROCESS VERBAL COMMUNICATION IN THE SAME WAY HUMANS CAN AND EVEN IF THEY DID THEY DO NOT HAVE THE PHYSICAL MUSCLES EITHER TO AUDIALLY COMMUNICATE OR WRITE AND/OR TYPE THE TEXT THEREBY THE ENTIRE PREMISE ON WHICH THIS IMAGE SET IS BASED IS FALSE AND FURTHER THESE IMAGES ARE IMPLIED TO BE TAKING PLACE INSIDE SOMEBODY'S HOUSE BUT IF YOU LOOK IN THE BACKGROUND THAT IS CLEARLY AN EXTERIOR LEAF AS IN THIS ETNIRE SET IS FABRICATED FALSE FALLACIOUS BULLSHIT AND AS SUCHJ I SHALL SQUISH ALL THE SPIDERS THAT I SO DESIRE FULL. STOP. another interesting topic which gets her ranting going is.... ...dinosaur erotica? (16:01:54) +Amethyst: Firstly from a psychological standpoint it would be mentally unhealthy to foster a fetishistic attraction to dinosaur erotica in a zeitgeist where even sexual intercourse with merehouse pets is frowned upon. The resulting dynamic can cause significant stress on the part of the individual in the emotional shame resulting from being attracted to the dinosaur in question couple with the cultural pressure and stigma surrounding the general concept of bestiality. Of course, this analysis assumes that the subject in question is indeed capable of feeling arousal as a result of the dinosaur-erotica stimulus. If this is not the case than while the former analysis is invalidated the new arguement becomes that the subject is then being edxposed to undesirable stimuli which may not only be of no use to the individual, but flat out trauamatizing if presented in a strong enough context. Psychological implications aside, the economic effects of supporting this industry amplify the aforementioned consequences on a societal level. By reading or especially purchasing the book in question the economic demand factor of the item is raised thereby suggesting to the writers and publishers that there is a larger market for the item than there probably realistically is. This is problematic for them as, in artificially inflating the demand for a product they waste resources trying to meet the supply (granted we are dealing with just one transaction on a micro level but as with all sociological data we must assume that any given situation is not solely isolated). It is also problematic for the consumers as there will then be a larger range of socially unacceptable (and thereby psychologically toxic) dinosaur erotica available and potentially forced on them to choose from. As a side effect, the bad-dragon website's sales might go up... Anyway, finally, there are ethical implications in consideration as well, as, firstly, it is questionable on a base level to include dinosaurs in human reprorductive acts as there is nothing neurologically to suggest that there is any evolutionary boon to be warranted from the copulation of a dinosaur with a human. Secondly, it is questionable to any humans involved or portrayed in the making of the story. For instance, the title of the item in question references 'Christie' who we can assume is a human female, and, while without actually reading the aforementioned literature it is difficult to say before, it can be assumed based on the notions surrounding the dominant, predatory nature of the T-Rex and the classically submissive female in modern pornography, that this human female is violated in some way by the dinosaur. If this is not the case with this article, should the demand for dinosaur erotica increase, there will certainly be such an instance of that scenario. If and when it is created then it serves to further cement the role of the female in modern society as a sexual object, reinforcing the patriarchal notions of male dominance and female objectification. Finally, there is the undeniable fact that dinosaurs are, in the first place, quite extinct, which makes all of this very silly in the first place. She actually had a blog on the old site a long long time ago before we were forced to switch hosts, and she actually had a good list of things which vexed her. I only wish I could remember them off the top of my head. Link to post Share on other sites
Shanco 16 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Noivy's been doing this for years. Y'all could stand to learn a thing or two from him. Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest 38 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Hey. I've gotten Silver pretty damn good. I'm not half-bad at doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Abyssreaper99 303 Posted July 9, 2014 Global Mods Share Posted July 9, 2014 How to troll ame? Man, stand aside kids. let me do my thing for starters.... And then we have these four little ones, which prompted her to write an extensive and highly amusing piece on how fallacious they are another interesting topic which gets her ranting going is.... ...dinosaur erotica? She actually had a blog on the old site a long long time ago before we were forced to switch hosts, and she actually had a good list of things which vexed her. I only wish I could remember them off the top of my head. There's that one pokemon that Ame hates. No need to mention it's name... Link to post Share on other sites
Noivy 4 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Good. Now go 1000000000000 steps further. Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted July 10, 2014 Author Veterans Share Posted July 10, 2014 Just Saving Up Money To troll Tacos Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho 114 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Holding a grudge isn't healthy Az Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted July 10, 2014 Author Veterans Share Posted July 10, 2014 I Have held a grudge for years now and im healthy^^ Link to post Share on other sites
Arkhi 199 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Healthy by whose terms? Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 THESE ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL REBORN TROLL RULES Rule 1 of trolling: this is the only rule. People who say otherwise, are no trolls, they are dumb. When you do it, might as well do it right. Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted July 10, 2014 Author Veterans Share Posted July 10, 2014 True and True Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow Tack 2 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 inb4 azery makes tacp's mistake reappear Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted July 12, 2014 Author Veterans Share Posted July 12, 2014 oh lol Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 inb4 azery makes tacp's mistake reappear That...is actually not a bad idea. Too bad the namechangers are out of stock. Tacps, something's waiting~ Link to post Share on other sites
chuckles 0 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 COME ON, LADIES! LET'S ALL GO SHOPPING!!!!!!! :3 Link to post Share on other sites
Felix~ 240 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Ok, several points 1: Gender. Fuck Y'all i'm an Elf, ain't nobody seen my genitalia so none o' you gets to decide dat 2: Spiders. They can make webs in places other than my house, if they choose to do so in my territory, then i shall defend aforementioned territory. Nature. 3: Trolling: You don't troll, you succeed. 4: Grudges: 5: I just wanted a fifth point Link to post Share on other sites
Tacos 205 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 That...is actually not a bad idea. Too bad the namechangers are out of stock. Tacps, something's waiting~ In case it hasn't been noticed by my title, I've embraced it at this point so trolling me with it wouldn't be trolling. I wouldn't mind it at all. Link to post Share on other sites
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