Skeleton Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Because I felt like we needed a thread for it. Spam this with jokes I know you have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~ Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Your momma is so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side." BAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsundereQueenZephi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo momma so fat her blood type is Cadbury's Yo momma so fat she has her own post code You momma so stupid she stared at a juice carton for an hour cause it said concentrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed three seasons of Family Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo momma so fat that I ran around 5 times around her and ran a marathon doing so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsundereQueenZephi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the Couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~ Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Your momma is so fat, you don't tell "your momma is so fat" jokes, you tell "my momma is so fat" jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo mama's so dumb she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was behind it. Yo mama's so fat wheen she gets onto a lift it always goes down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsundereQueenZephi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo mamma is so fat she has her own orbit. Yo mamma is so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanco Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Oh don't get me started... Yo momma so fat she's taller lying down. Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale. Yo momma so ugly when I threw her out the window I got booked for littering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsundereQueenZephi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo momma is so stupid she makes Snooki look clever. Yo momma is so fat even Dora can't explore her Yo momma is so ugly she makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like a model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth Yo mama so hairy that they filmed "Gorilla's in the Mist" in her shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shgo Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yo momma so fat people consider her to be slightly overweight dayum.. DESTRUCTION! what chu got? nothing? yeah, that's right... *shofu style BITCH!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yo mama so ugly that she is ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Amethyst Posted March 8, 2013 Administrators Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yo momma so culturally unappreciated she become the butt of a whole class of jokes representative of society's inherent misogyny and general disrespect to parents, obese, unintelligent, skinny and non-attractive people. I really wish jokes could be just jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mamaYo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!" Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Yo momma's so fat, she saw a school bus go by and yelled, "Catch that twinkie!" Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is Equator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed. yo mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live. yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants pn the driveway. your mother is so stupid, she excercises when she could just get lipsuction or something (white chicks reference) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewEnigma Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 yo mamma so fat when she fell out of the boat captain went "land ho" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsundereQueenZephi Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Yo mamma so stupid she tells YOU yo mamma jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Yo mama is so Fat she had to get baptized in sea world Yo mama is so ugly zombies run away from her Yo mama is so fat when she sat on your Gamecube it turned into a nintendo wii Yo mama is so Hairy, she was mistaken for Bigfoot (so thats why there were so many bigfoot sightings) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedKaoss Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 your mama so fat she jumped into a body of water and caused a tsunami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WingedZero Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Yo mama's so stupid, in " Yo Mamma " fights, she insults herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mystogan-San- Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Yo Mama so fat, when she's angry it takes me 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefireruby1992 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 YO MAMA SO ULGY SHE GAVE FREDDY KRUEGER NIGHTMARES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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