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On 5/12/2018 at 5:31 PM, Jan said:

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Pod 010:

Analysis: Unit JAN Has only now created a status thread despite working on version 11 for several weeks.

 

Pod 011:

Affirmative. Unit JAN surely loves to procrastinate and also pile work on top of himself for no reason.

 

Pod 010:

Agreed.

 

Pod 011: 

Proposal: Pod 010 and Pod 011 should gather information on v11 while Unit JAN isn't looking.

 

Pod 010:

Agreed.

 

Salvaging data from Unit JAN immediately.

 

Salvaging complete. Data from V11 has been successfully obtained. 

 

Pod 011:

Proposal: Pod 011 and Pod 010 should exchange information to keep ourselves updated.

 

Pod 010:

Agreed.

 

Pod 011:

Affirmative. Launching compressed conversation mode.

 

Pod 010:

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Pod 011:

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Pod 011:

Compressed conversation mode complete. 

 

Pod 010:

Proposal: Images salvaged from data should be shared with the public.

 

Pod 011:

Agreed. Updating status thread with salvaged images.

 

 

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So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle. This was not your ordinary wasp though-he was smart, philosophical even. One day he finally got fed up with his repetitive, insignificant life and decided that he would leave his hive, his family, his entire close-knit wasp community and he would go out into the world and make something of himself, just like the humans do. So the wasp enrolls in school, and passes with flying colours. Remember, this is a very smart wasp. He gets his high school diploma in a little under 3 years, with a 4.0 GPA and all that snazz. After high school, believe it or not, the wasp gets accepted to Harvard. Harvard! This too proves to be no challenge for our hero, as he graduates in just two years, again a 4.0, on the Dean’s list, and all that snazz. Not to mention all the clubs and sports he was in-the newspaper, rowing, student government-and the fact that he was by far the most popular student on campus. Even his professors looked up to him.

He goes on to get two PhDs, and when he finishes his education, the wasp faces a bit of a dilemma. How does he apply his knowledge now? Where does he go from here? He decides to try out politics. After all, he was popular throughout school, did well in Harvard government. So he runs for mayor, and wins in a landslide. He greatly reforms the city, fixing virtually all its major problems. He runs for governor and again wins in a landslide. Two years later, the presidential election was coming up, and the wasp decides he might as well go for it.

Of course, he wins in the largest landslide in US presidential history. His presidency goes exceedingly well-he is loved by all parties, and has the highest approval ratings in history. He also finds the cures for cancer, AIDS, and broken hearts while in the White House. After 8 years (yes, of course he was reelected) the time has come for him to leave his office. Even his successor his saddened by the wasp’s departure, but they all know it’s what must be done. Back at his vacation home in California his first day after leaving office, the wasp looks back on his long and fruitful life. He realizes that he hasn’t been back to his hive at all since that first day he left. He suddenly feels a twang of guilt as he realizes how much he misses his parents and his little brother. So he heads back to the hive, looking more worn out than he remembers. He goes inside and greets his family, who are overjoyed at the sight of him. He talks about how his life has gone as his family listens in wonderment. Eventually he decides he is thirsty, so he decides to visit the old watering hole he remembered. Once he gets there though, there’s an extremely long line. He decides it’s worth the wait, so gets in line. One hour. Two hours. This is the slowest moving line he’s ever seen! Eventually he calculates that it could be a few days before he gets to the front of the line, so decides it’s not worth it. He decides to go get some cider to drink instead, but waddya know, another huge line of people waiting for cider! He remembers one other drinking area that never had a long line-fruit punch! So he decides to go get punch. He arrives, and lo and behold, there’s no punch line.

 

Pod 011: 

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I've been playing a lot of  Nier: Automata lately, leave me alone.

Jan I’m gonna die of laughter because of you ^

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13 minutes ago, Campanella said:

Is the wasp smart enough to analyze and deduce the "main" plot of Rejuvenation though? 

That's easy for the wasp. If you want a challenge, try asking the wasp to deduce the "main" plotline of either Final Fantasy XV or Metal Gear Solid V. That's a challenge, both game's had extremely disjointed plots.

 

Rejuvenation isn't even remotely as disjointed as those two games.

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9 minutes ago, ShadeStrider said:

Go to bed, everyone. I'm pretty sure the new episode will be up by tomorrow morning, or tomorrow night.

 

Unless you don't live in my time zone, in which case.... yeah, have fun.

Who needs bed when you've got futon?

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