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wytch_doctr

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Umm... Hey?

Hell, I dunno how to start these things

Welp, this is my 500th post and I'm only now making an intro. so good job me.

A bit about me

  • I'm OCD-ish
  • I have a terrible attention span
  • I'm forgetful
  • I'm forgetful
  • I make terrible puns
  • I make even more terrible jokes
  • (I'm trying to think of a pun right now but I don't wanna be mainstream)
  • I live in China but I'm british
  • I suck at showdown or pokemon in general
  • I do art as a hobby and am trying to get better at it.
  • Shameless self promotion: http://wytchdoctr.tumblr.com/ <- I'll post most of my art here, just to keep it safe or something. If you wanna take a look feel free. After all, that's why I linked it >.>
  • I like music, and *making music* aka messing around with some tunes and stuff
  • NYEH HEH HEH
  • ^ sorry my inner skeleton popped out
  • where was i
  • I liek ghost types
  • I work on Pokemon Darkness and more self-promotion: https://twitter.com/PokemonXDrkness
  • good job if you aren't bored yet cause i am
  • i like food and h o t l e g s
  • i have a dog and shes overweight
  • i'm easily jealous
  • I used to play a game called Summoners War and the shit RNG makes Pokemon seem fair and I quit it cause I could not be arsed
  • i like making rhymes
  • here is an example below and if you get offended easily just ignore the spoiler tag



Never heard the Pokemon rap
But I heard it was pretty crap
So I thought that I’d right the wrong
and turn it into a brilliant song

Head’s getting Bulba-sore
Rhymes are poison ivy-saur
No chill like Venusaur Mega
No Rolex I wear Omega
Terminating like Schwarzenegger
Dragon Rage Charmander forever
Heating it up like Chameleon
I’m like Zard X a fiery demon
Like Squirtle I ain’t real subtle
This ain’t a battle it’s a war-tortle
Rhymes Mega Launching like Blastoise
Then hit you with that Hyper Voice

You’re a little bug, Caterpie
Think you can tussle with me?
Like Metapod I go harder
10 Rupees please, no barter
You thought that this was Butter-Free?
Please, just pay it for me
Like Weedle catch this poison sting
Now silence -


your ears will ring
Better hide in your Kakuna
No Matata of Hakuna
I’m adaptable like Mega Beedrill
Stay here and receive no chill
Flying higher than a Pidgey
not Otto, but you still my G
You got No Guard and I hit you hot
Hurricane Mega Pidgeot
I’m like a top percentage Ratatta
So cold I make your teeth chatta
Slayed like Blue’s Raticate
xxN0sc0peDxx m8
Aiming my Spear-ow
Better run in Fear-ow
Like Ekans- my bars unnerving
no swerving
I see you perving
Intimidated by Arbok
Now we’re onto the mascot
I choose you Pikachu!
But I prefer this damn Raichu.
My rhymes are so Sand-shrewd
You’ll never hear me booed
If you do then catch this Sand-Slash
Then I’ll hit you with the Skull Bash

Like Nidorans we have that rivalry
For you it’s gonna be a toughie
Like Nidorinos I Hustle
I’m the Nidoking of the castle
Nido-Queen Bee you wanna fuck with me?
You know you don’t want no beef.
Clefairy, Clefable
Metronome you a Hyperspace Hole
I create a drought like Vulpix
You haven’t seen all my tricks
Ninetales I steal souls
No beef with my real bros
Sing you a lullaby like Jigglypuff
Now Double Slap, Wigglytuff
You blinded like a Zubat
Bars supersonic you hear that?
Your ho Golbat her mouth wide
Picked her up on the roadside
She looks a little Odd-ish
That’s cause she a catfish

It’s okay, don’t be Gloom-y
Stun Spored Vilepulme-y
Couple of shrooms in the back, Paras
No chill like ISIS in Paris (IM SORRY)
You Parasect, take 4x damage from my bars
I’m known to leave scars
Venonat, you look wack
Tempted to give you a smack
Venomoth, go fuck off
I mean what? *cough, cough*
My potential’s hidden like Diglett
But three of me would be killing it
Talking shit like a Meowth
Coming at you from the south
Like Giovanni’s Persian
I’m the finest version
I may look derpy like Psyduck
But you know what? I don’t give a fuck.

ask me anything if you want

so go ahead

-wytch

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Oh... well I had thought that you had already introduced myself, but because you have managed to catch me on a day with headache's there won't be any segments written in hebrew so....

Have a belated Welcome to Reborn; I am assuming that you know what the rules are, and so have fun eat cake and can you draw something for me, and that's how I killed the russian Pm with a spoon... why are you looking at me like that?

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Welcome man (i guess??)

Here is a lil something

Let's get straight to the point.
Read ya rhyme and it sure didn't disappoint.
In fact I read it one more time.
Saved it. and called it Sublime.
So you are a bit OCD.
Meaning you keep burning people with your bars.
Third Degree.
A bit forgetful.
But that doesn't mean that you ain't special.
Anybody who denies that ain't on your level.
Making Terrible puns.
And even more terrible Jokes.
But when ya start rhyming everyone Chokes.
No one is safe cuz you be breaking Molds.
Poor dude who made the pokerap.
He got Rekt.
Bitchslapped.
he is crap.
I'll leave it at that.
Don't care if your intro is late.
You are still our mate.
You just someone we can't hate.
Better later than never.
You'll be staying here forever!
(bit tired so it ain't that good sorry bout that)
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V●ᴥ●V Hello and welcome to reborn, I'm sure you'll enjoy your new prison paradise. V●ᴥ●V

First of all..... are you kidding me? Second of all, good jokes, I had a chuckle

third of all considering you don't have one on your snazzy new avatar from over a week ago

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

And finally I hope to see you 'round the forums like I've seen you already for quite some time now.
Edited by micky33000000
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Well met Wytch.

Late-welcome to Reborn!

And now after reading the spoiler, I can imagine you singing this:

Anyway, you already got your grasp around here. Just keep doing you. You can have sans jacket because it's blue, just like you. WOLOLO \o/

Be seeing you~

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