Global Mods Zumi 2466 Posted November 26, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted November 26, 2015 hey kids today we're learning about bear mitosis it goes as following ʕ•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•=•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ its a true miracle of life don't you agree Link to post Share on other sites
wytch_doctr 1 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Here's your damn upvote *disappears* Link to post Share on other sites
star-kin 1 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 absolutely amazing. these are some good-quality shitposts here on this site. good. Link to post Share on other sites
Shing 73 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 What the fu- Oh, it's just wasteland. Alright shitpost. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I agree that is a miracle... that this thread even exists Link to post Share on other sites
Loyalitie 0 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 spider mitosis is better so much better that it's not possible to represent in text said spiders >>> everything minus puggies and huskies and foxes okay, i changed my mind. cute animals >>> spiders >>> everything Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites
Felix~ 240 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Bears aren't cute, they're murderers. and yes there is a negative correlation between murder and cute levels Link to post Share on other sites
Loyalitie 0 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Bears aren't cute, they're murderers. and yes there is a negative correlation between murder and cute levels omg my life was a lie pandas are murderers Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I can't bear it! Link to post Share on other sites
zimvader42 5 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Hi guys what's going on in this threa-oh..... Well shit, I love me some good bear mitosis. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton 9 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 10/10 quality shitpost Link to post Share on other sites
Narckarth 0 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 That made me think of a dumb hypothesis I had. If a hypothetical complex multicellular organisms that could successfully perform mitosis such as a bear actually attempted to perform mitosis the pain would be to great and the bear would would probably lose conciousness during the process. Just imagine the experience off all your nerved ripping in two I would think that would hurt a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
Bearadactyl Prime 31 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 That isn't how we work. There are forces at work of which you do not understand. Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow Tack 2 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 If Hbox ran into a bear in the jungle whose Bair would win? Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 This topic reminded me why I never visit the Wasteland. Link to post Share on other sites
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