PyroShadow117 Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 I love puns! They're punny (I'm so sorry, I'm not good at making puns) Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 26, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 26, 2015 Do you like local puns? I do. They're right up my alley. Quote
Abyssreaper99 Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Quote
Vinny Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They are back stabbers. Quote
laggless01 Posted September 26, 2015 Posted September 26, 2015 Ever heard of those vampire movies? They suck. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 26, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 26, 2015 I went to buy a stretcher, and was asked if I wanted to try it out first. I said "No thanks, I don't want to get carried away." Quote
InnocentSerenity Posted September 26, 2015 Author Posted September 26, 2015 I tried to make an offer with my friend by passing them a piece of steak. It didn't meat their demands. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 27, 2015 Posted September 27, 2015 When I was in the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked them, 'Are you two an item?' Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 27, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 27, 2015 I have a group of friends that go to restaurants to sample the food. They're my taste buds. Quote
SgtNoobly Posted September 27, 2015 Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Hey guys do you know how to make a space party? You PLAN ET xD Edited September 28, 2015 by SgtNoobly Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 27, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 27, 2015 Velcro is a rip-off. Quote
InnocentSerenity Posted September 27, 2015 Author Posted September 27, 2015 A friend tricked me into taking a quiz, to see how I would react to it. It was a test. Quote
mde2001 Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 Did you hear about the restaurant in space? The food is great but there is no atmosphere. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Get out! I don't want your type in here!' Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 28, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 28, 2015 What website do gay guys use to keep in touch? Hotmale! Quote
laggless01 Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 What is a naked man carrying a lamp?A flashlight! Quote
Yours Truly Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 well this is an old one: why didn't the chicken cross the street? , cause it was Chicken!. Quote
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