BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Does anyone else find bananas..... aPEELING? EDIT: 100th post! Link to post Share on other sites
InnocentSerenity 32 Posted September 15, 2015 Author Share Posted September 15, 2015 So, I was helping my friend with their chemistry homework, which they needed to finish soon. I asked him if he wanted to hear a pun. They told me, "This is no joking matter!" Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 15, 2015 What do octopuses say as a greeting? "What's kraken?" Link to post Share on other sites
Avatar of Grima 3 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 What do octopuses say as a greeting? "What's kraken?" I had an inkling that was where it was going Link to post Share on other sites
Froiky 3 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Bidoof couldn't aBIDE Monferno's Mach PunchLINE. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I tried too hard for this abomination. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 15, 2015 Since I started living in the haunted house, the ghost has lost weight. I've been exercising it. Link to post Share on other sites
TurboAura 0 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Bidoof couldn't aBIDE Monferno's Mach PunchLINE. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I tried too hard for this abomination. Well, sure it was Chansey, but you can't get better without Bombing a few Eggs.But yeah, things'll get better if you keep trying. Link to post Share on other sites
Sonikku 37 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Alkali metals undergo cool reactions in water. H, they never Cs to amaze me. Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Some puns I saw on the internet: How does a tree use the internet? It logs in. Does it use Microsoft or Apple? It's rooting for Windows. It says the company has really been branching out lately. BAD TREE PUNS ARE NOT OAKAY Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 19, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 19, 2015 What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer. Link to post Share on other sites
Darvan Korematsu 1 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 When it comes to nose mining, I am a particularly picky person. Link to post Share on other sites
dragoniteborntacoz 4 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 well i had a pun about zippers buuuuuuuttttt i dont think its gonna fly here Link to post Share on other sites
RawrLikeADinosaur 0 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 What do you call a girl whose also a psychic? A psychick. What do you call a pig that twerks? PORK gRINDS! ...get it?! No?...'Kay... Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 20, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 20, 2015 My doctor said I need more greens, so I use green food coloring in everything I eat now. I'm on a dye-it. Link to post Share on other sites
FlameMasterInfernape 2 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 what does Flame Hyenard says all the time Burn to the ground Burn to the Burn to the ground lol XD sorry if your anoed at this one Link to post Share on other sites
RawrLikeADinosaur 0 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Did you hear about the guy who got his left side of his body cut off? It's okay! He's ALL RIGHT now! ...I know it's old, but I like it. What was Forrest Gump's email passwrord? "1forrest1" How did I escape Iraq? Iran Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 23, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 23, 2015 People tell me I'm a skeptic, but I'm not sure I believe them. Link to post Share on other sites
InnocentSerenity 32 Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 Something from pretty long ago. Disregard the bar, I don't remember why I did that. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Did you hear about the camping trip? it was inTENTS Link to post Share on other sites
Developers Marcello 436 Posted September 24, 2015 Developers Share Posted September 24, 2015 Did you hear about the camping trip? it was inTENTS Almost like that time I went camping on a farm. I tell ya', now THAT was clucking intents. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 How do people fly in geometry?They use the R-plane. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 24, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 24, 2015 What do internet pirates do to make themselves look like real pirates? They download iPatches. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 They told me I had Type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 24, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 24, 2015 Beware of alphabet grenades. If one goes off, it could spell disaster. Link to post Share on other sites
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