InnocentSerenity 32 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Do you like puns? I like puns. I also like jokes. Tell me your jokes and puns. I’ll start. I hope you like my thread. If you hate these jokes, reading them will be quite the PUNishment. Link to post Share on other sites
Sin! 17 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. (totally did not google this) Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Why could the bike not stand up?..... because it was TWO-tired Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 15, 2015 What do pigs use to heal cuts? Oinkment! Link to post Share on other sites
Avatar of Grima 3 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork Chop Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 talk to Ame come back in an hour feeling blessed with puns or a red mark on your face which, of course is your own facepalm Link to post Share on other sites
Reeveelution 0 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 So.. where does the corn sit during detention?...In the CORNer. Link to post Share on other sites
Darvan Korematsu 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I suggest grabbing a napkin, because my puns are greasy. Link to post Share on other sites
Combat 62 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 What does the baker wear around the house? Loafers. Link to post Share on other sites
Magus 33 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Two antennas got married, the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
Darvan Korematsu 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 You oughta meet my Latino friend Jose. God he loves anime. So much, we call him an otako. Link to post Share on other sites
Omega_Ra1der 4 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Math is the only subject that counts. Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho 114 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first." Link to post Share on other sites
Avatar of Grima 3 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were breaking up. I was like OMg Link to post Share on other sites
InnocentSerenity 32 Posted September 15, 2015 Author Share Posted September 15, 2015 I know a librarian that does their job very well. It's because they do things by the books. Link to post Share on other sites
Avatar of Grima 3 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 What do you do with dead chemists? You Barium Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 What did the square say to the circle..... You're POINTLESS Link to post Share on other sites
Avatar of Grima 3 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I would make another chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Do you know what they do when a chemist dies..... you BARIUM EDIT: I accidentally stole ignore me Link to post Share on other sites
Avatar of Grima 3 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Do you know what they do when a chemist dies..... you BARIUM Err, I already did that one friend. What do you call a thief that doesn't use soap? A dirty robber Link to post Share on other sites
InnocentSerenity 32 Posted September 15, 2015 Author Share Posted September 15, 2015 I asked someone for some soil for my garden. They told me they couldn't, because they were dirt poor. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Err, I already did that one friend. What do you call a thief that doesn't use soap? A dirty robber I thought I remembered it turns out I read it whoops, I'll make up for it with another pun. What do you call a low fat pokémon..... BUTTERFREE Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 15, 2015 Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see. Link to post Share on other sites
RaymondNotRay 0 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 My friend was struggling with gravity math problems, so I told him to stop feeling so Down about it. Link to post Share on other sites
TurboAura 0 Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 1)What did the butcher say to the pig? Nice to meat you. 2) What did the other sweets say about the Pot Brownie? "That Dude was more baked than any of us." Link to post Share on other sites
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