BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Does anyone else find bananas..... aPEELING? EDIT: 100th post! Edited September 15, 2015 by micky33000000 Quote
InnocentSerenity Posted September 15, 2015 Author Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) So, I was helping my friend with their chemistry homework, which they needed to finish soon. I asked him if he wanted to hear a pun. They told me, "This is no joking matter!" Edited September 15, 2015 by InnocentBoy Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 15, 2015 What do octopuses say as a greeting? "What's kraken?" Quote
Avatar of Grima Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 What do octopuses say as a greeting? "What's kraken?" I had an inkling that was where it was going Quote
Froiky Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 Bidoof couldn't aBIDE Monferno's Mach PunchLINE. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I tried too hard for this abomination. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 15, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 15, 2015 Since I started living in the haunted house, the ghost has lost weight. I've been exercising it. Quote
TurboAura Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Bidoof couldn't aBIDE Monferno's Mach PunchLINE. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I tried too hard for this abomination. Well, sure it was Chansey, but you can't get better without Bombing a few Eggs.But yeah, things'll get better if you keep trying. Edited September 15, 2015 by TurboAura Quote
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) Alkali metals undergo cool reactions in water. H, they never Cs to amaze me. Edited September 17, 2015 by laggless01 Quote
Guest Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 Some puns I saw on the internet: How does a tree use the internet? It logs in. Does it use Microsoft or Apple? It's rooting for Windows. It says the company has really been branching out lately. BAD TREE PUNS ARE NOT OAKAY Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 19, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 19, 2015 What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer. Quote
Darvan Korematsu Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 When it comes to nose mining, I am a particularly picky person. Quote
dragoniteborntacoz Posted September 19, 2015 Posted September 19, 2015 well i had a pun about zippers buuuuuuuttttt i dont think its gonna fly here Quote
RawrLikeADinosaur Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 What do you call a girl whose also a psychic? A psychick. What do you call a pig that twerks? PORK gRINDS! ...get it?! No?...'Kay... Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 20, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 20, 2015 My doctor said I need more greens, so I use green food coloring in everything I eat now. I'm on a dye-it. Quote
FlameMasterInfernape Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) what does Flame Hyenard says all the time Burn to the ground Burn to the Burn to the ground lol XD sorry if your anoed at this one Edited September 20, 2015 by Infernape88 Quote
RawrLikeADinosaur Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Did you hear about the guy who got his left side of his body cut off? It's okay! He's ALL RIGHT now! ...I know it's old, but I like it. What was Forrest Gump's email passwrord? "1forrest1" How did I escape Iraq? Iran Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 23, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 23, 2015 People tell me I'm a skeptic, but I'm not sure I believe them. Quote
InnocentSerenity Posted September 23, 2015 Author Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) Something from pretty long ago. Disregard the bar, I don't remember why I did that. Edited September 23, 2015 by InnocentBoy Quote
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 Did you hear about the camping trip? it was inTENTS Quote
Developers Marcello Posted September 24, 2015 Developers Posted September 24, 2015 Did you hear about the camping trip? it was inTENTS Almost like that time I went camping on a farm. I tell ya', now THAT was clucking intents. Quote
laggless01 Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 How do people fly in geometry?They use the R-plane. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 24, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 24, 2015 What do internet pirates do to make themselves look like real pirates? They download iPatches. Quote
SkyRunner Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 They told me I had Type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 24, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 24, 2015 Beware of alphabet grenades. If one goes off, it could spell disaster. Quote
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