You used Confide?

[Jacobliterator]

As most of us know, Confide lets the user tell the opponent a secret to lower their defences, but what do you think those secrets are? And what would you say if you used Confide?

[Peepeepoopoo]

"I know what you did with that Ditto yesterday night."

[Dark Stalker]

I think it would be like this:

What I would say: "I know what you do in your pokeball"

Edited May 26, 2015 by dark_stalker

[Lord Bagel]

"I looked at your browsing history."

[Jacobliterator]

I think it would be like this:

Its at moments like that you are what the French call 'Le screwed'.

[Lord Bagel]

Its at moments like that you are what the French call 'Le screwed'.

At that moment people stopped using fire moves on sudo, oh no!

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Jigglypuff: My songs know what you did in the dark.

[Helia]

I know what you did last summer.

As most of us know, Confide lets the user tell the opponent a secret to lower their defences, but what do you think those secrets are? And what would you say if you used Confide?

I'm sorry, but is that the representation of the God from Oban Star Racers riding a bike in your avatar?

[Vinny]

"I know you didn't buy a WinRAR license."

[zimvader42]

"I know you didn't buy a WinRAR license."

Special attack fell one hundred stages!

[Guest]

This thread is more Wasteland-material, buuut~

Eterna used Confide!

Eterna: "My songs know what you did in the dark~"

fobftw<3

[Jacobliterator]

I know what you did last summer.

I'm sorry, but is that the representation of the God from Oban Star Racers riding a bike in your avatar?

Not quite. Its Black Doom from the game Shadow The Hedgehog.

[laggless01]

"Our pokéballs are not the only balls that will be used in this battle."
Silly, but as effective as Captivate, I guess...

[DreamLady]

"I know you stole Terra's last cookie in the cookie jar."

[PsychoticPudu]

"I know you didn't buy a WinRAR license."

"I know you didn't read the terms and conditions..." Edited May 30, 2015 by PsychoticPudu

[DreamLady]

"No matter how much you proclaim you hate Fern in the fourms, I know you secretly love him."

[Felicity]

most of these are implied threats more than confided secrets. To confide, whilst this is not the dictionary definition, is often used to describe telling one a personal secret of your own. At least, it bears those connotations. That said, you can't really confide in someone their own secret.

also, what I confide in someone is highly dependent on who they are and what the secret is. So if I had to approach this question seriously, I wouldn't

I figured at this point a genuine answer might prove more interesting than a tasteless joke.

[Gaunt]

...and like that the joke is gone, nah it just opens new possibilities like for example: a Gardevoir telling his opponent he's actually male

[laggless01]

Or a wailord saying: "yes, I was in the day-care with a skitty."

[Jacobliterator]

"No matter how much you proclaim you hate Fern in the fourms, I know you secretly love him."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW_ikQbTD-4

Here's my rebuttal.

[NickCrash]

"I'm sorry but I have a fetish for ghost trees" -- Gardevoir battling a Gallade

Gardevoir and Trevenant are in the same egg group