heloo5t5 5 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yo mamas so UGLY, she made one direction go the OTHER direction Link to post Share on other sites
WinterWitch 2 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo mama is so fat, a trainer threw a pokeball at her thinking she was a Snorlax. Link to post Share on other sites
heloo5t5 5 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo mamas so hairy, she got approached by URSARING Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo momma is so fat, when she dived into the ocean we lost Atlantis Link to post Share on other sites
Xiri 101 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo Momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing Link to post Share on other sites
ArmoredGuardian 4 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo momma so smart she ignores Yo momma jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yo momma is so fat, when she dived into the ocean we lost Atlantis I hope you didn't think that the kryptonite island Lex Luthor created in that superman movie was actually an island... Anyway, your momma is so horrible, that even Delibirds don't want to give her presents. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I hope you didn't think that the kryptonite island Lex Luthor created in that superman movie was actually an island... Anyway, your momma is so horrible, that even Delibirds don't want to give her presents. It had nothing to do with that island Yo momma is so crazy she enslaves wildlife, forces little children to fight with their pets, beats them, steals their money, and declares herself a champion. As if that were not enough, she forces them to "pork" each other. Did I mention she keeps them captive in tiny prison balls? Link to post Share on other sites
Xiri 101 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo Mama is so fat that she got on the scales and it said 'I need your weight not your phone number' Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo mama is so stupid she keeps checking out The Wasteland. Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono-Explo 0 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo mamma so fat her blood type is Cadbury. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo momma is so gullible, she worships Goomy Shots fired. Link to post Share on other sites
Omega_Ra1der 4 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo mamma is so fat that her steps increase chances of California detaching. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yo momma's so nuts, she's constantly chased by hordes of squirrels. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Yo momma is so bad at cooking, yo dad left you for the neighborhood's butcher, Tom the baldman Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Yo momma smells so bad, one drop of her sweat clears the area around her within range of a mile. Link to post Share on other sites
Oris 4 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yo momma is so fat, last time she tried to make a wailord use surf, it used dive instead. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yo momma's so massive, scientists don't have a clue how you could ever have come out of her...(It's a black hole joke...) Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yo momma's so weak, she needs Hodor to lift her spoon and open her mouth in order to eat soup. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Yo momma's so fat that her center facilitates nuclear fusion at body temperature. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Yo momma's so ugly, the only man that saw her naked was the doctor's retarded cousin who helped when she was born. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yo momma's so fat, she makes the solar system implode on her. Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny 27 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yo momma's so fat, her Heavy Slam hits Groudon for max damage. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yo momma's so fat, she's the reason scientists think there's dark matter in the universe. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Yo momma's so ugly, the Boogeyman tells stories of her to his children to convince them to eat their lunch. Link to post Share on other sites
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