jamesw0102 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SANTA CLAUS SAW HER HO HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT IS A UGLY BITCH YOUR ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR LIFE Edited March 13, 2015 by jamesw0102 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helia Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Edited March 13, 2015 by Helia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 That'll do.If not: Your momma is so fat, you can't even see her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted User Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I know this is the wasteland and all, but I'm going to remind you all now to remember the rules and don't let things get too inappropriate here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I know this is the wasteland and all, but I'm going to remind you all now to remember the rules and don't let things get too inappropriate here. Ok, I'll try to keep things PG-13 or so (I think E is going to be very difficult). Yo momma is so fat, she can rip me apart without even touching me. (still ok?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hesitias Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Local farmers just called. Your mother killed another 2 pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Yo mama is so fat, when she passed in front of the TV, I missed two episodes of GoT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 (edited) Yo momma is so bad, you see HER as the dissapointment. Edited March 18, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Yo mama is so hairy, she had a role in Star Wars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Yo momma's so momma she yo momma. (That's one I've been saying for a while. I have no idea what it means.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredGuardian Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Your momma so tainted, Goomy couldn't purify her. And Goomy can purify everything.... This joke is good right? Right? Right... Right.. Ok I see... I think imma go sit in a corner now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Your momma so tainted, Goomy couldn't purify her. And Goomy can purify everything.... This joke is good right? Right? Right... Right.. Ok I see... I think imma go sit in a corner now... Hey, some company! Finally! Come enjoy this cozy corner! Your momma is so fat, she gets used as a microscope. Try to get your head around that one, guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaradoskiller Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Yo momma's so fat it takes more than one Ditto to transform into her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yo momma's so fat it takes more than one Ditto to transform into her. That's nasty Yo momma's so fat, even Groudon would think it is anorexic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yo mama is so ugly, she's the reason we don't have male Kangaskhans anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shing Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yo mama is so fat, that she need mother 3 to fit in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Yo momma's so dumb, even the Transformer movies look intellectual compared to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Yo momma is so fat she 'got her own gravitational field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Yo momma is so fat she 'got her own gravitational field Everyone has, so...hardly a burn :/ Yo momma's so awful, that after an encounter with her, watching the horrendous crimes of ISIS restores my faith in humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Yo mama's so stupid, she bought tickets to X BOX LIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Yo momma has such poor taste, she thinks of the trash bin as a gourmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yo momma is such a compulsive liar that Pinoccio got quickscoped by her nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamLady Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Your mama is so fat, you have to wake her up with a Poke Flute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heloo5t5 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yo mama is so short, she broke her leg after getting off her bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Your momma's so bad at cooking, she is used to get rid of Russian dissidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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