Corrupt Wish Game

[Hiraishin 0]

Granted, but you get stabbed, squished, and then run over by a stampede of elephants. o.o

I wish for a camera o3o

[Cyrus 1]

Its a canera from 1849

I wish for Home

[Stein 0]

Here you go, the middle of no where Antarctica

I wish for sleep

[Neo 45]

Done, you are in a room full of pedo's..with speedos on and like guys named winter.

I wish I could tolerate ass kisses...

[Maelstrom 312]

You are less silly, but that's not saying much.

I wish I had as many doros rupees as Tenshi.

[Bullet 0]

Mael, you kinda got ninjaed by uhh... 6 people.... >.>

Granted, but ruppees cease being the currency of Reborn

@Neo, granted, but now you can't tolerate anything else

I wish for a fish

[Will 16]

Voilà~!

But it's a silverfish...

I wish my computer would stop being terrible...

[Rodaku 0]

voila, you now have an Apple computer from the 1940's

i wish all pokemon could be like derp fish

[Maelstrom 312]

Granted. Nuff said.

I wish people would stop ninja'ing me on these things. >>

[Bullet 0]

Granted, now, instead of people, cats start ninja'ing you on these things.

I wish I had a pole. Don't ask why :c

[Neo 45]

You get a pole....shoved where gay guys rule 7.

I wish I would stop d/cing

[Bullet 0]

Granted, but you start getting kicked

I wish I would stop getting d/ced

[Neo 45]

Granted, you are repeatedly banned.

I wish for "Fun with Science"

[Bullet 0]

You have fun with science. Coincidentally, it's not very fun for you.

I wish for a bazooka.

[Maelstrom 312]

You get a bazooka. But like the ones the army lets us train with, they're horribly broken.

I wish they would make a new animated Batman series without it being retarded like The Batman. >>

[Bullet 0]

Granted. One episode in, it gets canceled.

I wish I wasn't so unlucky :c

[Godot 132]

you are lucky...

Lucky enough to get AIDS

I wish i would stop neglecting my PS3

[Bullet 0]

You stop neglecting your PS3. You start neglecting to eat, drink, and sleep.

I wish I had more ruppees.

[Stein 0]

You have more rupees, because you were a stripper in Reborn

I wish I wasn't so tired ;~;

[Bullet 0]

You're not tired anymore. But you're lazy.

I wish for a big rubber ball

[Godot 132]

*gives Tenshi a blow up doll of Electrode*

I wish Wesker would stop doing the wrong Hyper combo

[Mashew 4]

Done. But now it gives health instead of taking away.

I wish I had my own house ;~;

[Neo 45]

Done, it's a half-way house.

I wish that I could get the muse to create an awesome LBP2 level.

[Cyrus 1]

Brb No Russianing Bullet's house.

Granted but now the Reborn mobwants you dead.

I wish MLP wasnt in my head.

[Mashew 4]

Granted but now Rebecca Black is stuck in there :c

I wish I didn't have to go to school ;~;