Corrupt Wish Game

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. The cereal is a bowl of mashed potatoes with Guinness, and you have to eat it before you get any Lucky Charms.

I wish my wish will be corrupted in a way that involves soup.

Edited September 5, 2015 by Ice Cream Sand Witch

[mde2001]

Granted but then the soup involved in the granting of your wish spills and burns you.

I wish I could find a ralts in Pokemon Rejuvenation and stop getting stupid Treekos.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but you soft reset out of habit and lose it forever.

I wish for toxic spikes!

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted, but you face a Steel team.

Eye wish.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but the eye explodes and takes you with it.

I wish for cotton candy!

[dead account]

Granted, but its been on the ground... in a desert.

I wish for cheese.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. It's casu marzu.

iWish.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but it's an Apple product that doesn't work the way it's supposed to.

I wish for a hat!

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. There's a cat in the hat. And also a bat. And don't forget the rat! Or the neighbor's brat.

Ai wish.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but Ai's wish isn't granted.

I wish for a jello lake!

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. Someone eats it all.

Aye wish.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but pirates aren't allowed wishes.

And that someone's me.

I wish for a bandage!

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. It doesn't stick very well, so you'll need glue.

I wish for fish.

[SkyRunner]

Granted. It rots and leaves your living space reeking of fish for weeks.

I wish that I did my summer homework earlier.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. The teacher forgets to collect it anyway.

I wish for a dish.

[SkyRunner]

Granted. Touching it makes it burn flaming hot and multiply until you drown in a sea of searing plates.

I wish for a goblet!

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. It's a goblet of fire. As in, its mixtape is fire and when it drops it burns down your house.

I wish for relish.

[Lamona]

Granted, but something bitter disturbs you.

I wish Pokemon Shuffle's hearts replenishes for at least 10 minutes.

[dead account]

Granted. Each heart requires a full week to replenish.

I wish for potato salad.

[laggless01]

Granted, but someone hacks your account and sends them to their own.

I wish I got to 750 posts.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. Dan has no rupees.

I wish 4 fish.

[laggless01]

Granted, but it was #3edgy5you.

I wish for my Ace Member item to work.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted, but you get a bunch of warnings afterwards and lose ace status.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[laggless01]

Granted, but you get eaten by a stray dog.

I wish I could easier find better salads in stores.

[SkyRunner]

Granted. Your tongue falls out, so you can no longer taste them.

I wish for a heart capsule!