Corrupt Wish Game

[Klemeltios]

Granted, but you no longer have limbs.

Side note: I won't stop :> if someone has a food-related wish, I'm going to try and go all out.

I wish I had 66 Noh Masks.

[dead account]

Granted, but it's a knockoff and it catches fire when you try to use it.

I wish for world peace.

[Klemeltios]

Granted, but it proceeds to freeze you in ice, and proceeds to smash you into pieces whilst playing Guile's theme.

I wish that I can have a Torchic that knows Blast Burn.

[BlackMage]

Granted but it malfunctions and there's no warranty for it .

I wish I would sleep earlier ;-;

[BlackMage]

Granted but then it has spikes under the sheet.

I wish for some form of peace ;-;. (not world peace but silent peace )

[mde2001]

Granted but the instead of peace you got a stale piece of cake (Idk I was out of ideas).

I wish my computer wasn't so slow.

[Lamona]

Granted, but it overheats whenever you hover the mouse.

I wish my Ratings in Showdown is safe.

[BlackMage]

Granted but its safe in ZERO

I wish I get to hug a Whimsicott

[FlameI7]

Granted, you are absorbed into it, never to be seen again.

I wish I could summon cats at will.

[FlameI7]

Granted, you get a pet dragon. It only eats very expensive rubies and needs a healthy truckload of gold everyday. If it doesn't eat it becomes cranky and violent. Good luck

I wish for the power to fix any technology with just a touch.

[BlackMage]

Granted but they can't be used again

I wish for a mountain of gold

[BlackMage]

Granted but it turns out to be a sand-witch.

I wish for Burger King's hamburgers

[dead account]

Granted, but the people who made your burgers really hate their jobs, and your burgers are drenched in spit as a result.

I wish for a Swiss roll.

[BlackMage]

Granted but I was the delivery man and ate it before delivering it and I escaped before you found out.

I wish to beat that Skarmory of yours ;-;

[TRHStatement]

Granted, but he sends out another Skarmory that's 15x stronger.

I wish Frank Ocean would release his album.

[Alozan]

Granted, but all the songs sound terrible.

I wish I didn't have to go to school

[Klemeltios]

Granted, but you get kidnapped by the NSA.

im in school wooo

I wish for a hotpocket.

[SnowGlaceon]

Your pockets are now on fire. And your pants. And you. Too bad, those were your favorite pair.

I wish I had a faster computer

[BlackMage]

Granted but it overheats so much that the radiation even neglects your cooling abilities.

I wish it wasn't so hot over here. Snow use Blizzard please.

[BlackMage]

Wish Granted she used Blizzard then this happened

I wish for my own rocket launcher that can't hurt me only

(school started for you guys huh I still have two more weeks well we got an extra week because of election for whatever reason)

1) SnowGlaceon is male -.-!

2) Your rocket launcher is a defect and you can die from the recoil.

[Klemeltios]

Granted, turns out Zodorsa is a sadist and proceeds you to torture you like Volgin did to Snake in Metal Gear Solid 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mS_7oIx5Y

I wish for popcorn.

[mde2001]

Granted but then all of your old friends start torturing you.

I wish for a packet of cookies.

[SnowGlaceon]

Yeah. I'm a dude. Eevee is more likely to be a guy anyways. Don't worry, I made that mistake on the showdown server earlier today (Sorry Silver!!!!)

Granted, but he is unstoppable amd eventually destroys everything you hold dear. And then... THE WORLD.

I wish my internet didn't crash at crucial moments on showdown.

[Klemeltios]

Granted, except his fear powers start going out of control as the entire world is seeing hallucinations like Scarecrow's fear toxin from Arhkam Knight.

EDIT: Forgot two words, and a entire line! WOOOO.

I wish for the pineapple curse would stop.

Edited August 18, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. It rains literal cats and dogs.

I wish pumpkin pie was the explanation to every paranormal sighting/experience.