Cornerman Posted December 21, 2014 Posted December 21, 2014 Granted santa became real but because of all the cookies and milk he had, he died ...........ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!! I wish for santa to come back to life again Quote
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted December 21, 2014 Posted December 21, 2014 Granted. I wish for my child Maki to stay a pure child for as long as possible. Quote
Damiano Posted December 21, 2014 Posted December 21, 2014 (edited) Sure, Maki shall be pure evil for as long as possible. I wish I could become an infamous art thief! Edited December 21, 2014 by Damiano Quote
NickCrash Posted December 21, 2014 Posted December 21, 2014 Granted. When you got caught everyone learned your name, so you became infamous. Too bad you didn't keep anything. I wish the chocolate shortage stops Quote
KillJoy3579 Posted December 23, 2014 Posted December 23, 2014 Granted. To end the shortage they stopped adding sugar to chocolate, returning it to its bitter flavor. I wish I didn't have to do this project I'm working on. Quote
Damiano Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Certainly. You don't have to do anything however you know the project isn't going to do itself. Are you willing to accept the consequences? I wish I could write a five star erotic novel (cuz I think it'd be hilarious) Quote
KillJoy3579 Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) Granted, however, you are viewed as a sexual deviant by society. I wish Steam was back online. (It literally came back as soon as I said this... IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!) I wish it started raining money Edited December 24, 2014 by KillJoy3579 Quote
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Granted, it started rain some alien races currency of which are many lego pieces that stick to the ground it touches. I wish for a happy and safe 5 de Mayo. Quote
KillJoy3579 Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Granted but every other the day is dangerous an unhappy. The streets fill with crime it isn't safe to leave your home. I wish I could finally reach Ace Member after being on the forum for more than a year after all :3 Quote
NickCrash Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Granted. However Ame decided that the Ace post limit was way too low, so she raised it to 10000 just before you got to buy yours. I wish that I could learn everything we covered in this semester, in a weekend. Quote
KillJoy3579 Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Granted but you forgot how to do everything else, including breath, and die. I wish for World Peace you can't corrupt this wish unless your heartless Quote
NickCrash Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 We've wished for this before. Somebody destroyed the world in order to restore peace. This time, humans destroy their weapons and they are defenceless against the mighty fleet of the Pandora army, coming from a galaxy far far away... I wish for more good poison type pokemon, without deleting or altering any of the existing ones. Quote
KillJoy3579 Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Granted but there are also more good pokemon of every type making the poison ones obsolete. I wish for my bridge to build itself Quote
Damiano Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Certainly. However seeing as you bridge has yet to be built it has no prior knowledge of bridge building. Therefor it's horrendously constructed. All the other bridges call your bridge a noob. Your bridge cries. I wish I had better people skills Quote
Yash Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 Your wish is granted.. But nobody wants to talk to you.. I wish that I had gotten a good christmas present.. So what if I am Hindu and just celebrate it like that.. I still wants me presents.... Quote
NickCrash Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 Granted. Your friend thought that a Santa plushie was a good gift, so there you have your good Christmas present. I wish that the aforementioned bridge becomes the best at bridge-building, so every other bridge envies it. Quote
Damiano Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 Granted, unfortunately in a fit of their envy they band together to kill your bridge. Caesar style. I wish my shows would stop being delayed for the holidays. Quote
Veterans Azeria Posted December 26, 2014 Veterans Posted December 26, 2014 Granted but they'll be delayed for all the other times. I wish i could find a good anime... Quote
Sparky Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 Granted, but now It's the only anime you know. I wish water wasn't death-inducing. Quote
NickCrash Posted December 26, 2014 Posted December 26, 2014 Granted. Just don't drink waaay too much. Your stomach has limited capacity, ya know. I wish that Alcohol didn't cause any problems to our body. Quote
Damiano Posted December 27, 2014 Posted December 27, 2014 No problem. Alcohol is now softcore water. I wish I wasn't allergic to seafood. Quote
NickCrash Posted December 27, 2014 Posted December 27, 2014 You are no allergic to any other kind of food! Also the air. I wish that there were no pokemon bears Quote
Damiano Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) Granted you've caused this to go extinct. Needless to say, everyone now hates you. You probably hate you. I wish all my favorite Capcom characters were confirmed for Street Fighter V Edited December 29, 2014 by Damiano Quote
Sparky Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 Granted, but they are all low tier fighters. Sometimes, I wish Electricity didn't stop a heart. Quote
Yash Posted December 28, 2014 Posted December 28, 2014 Granted, but now it stops your brain. I wish I had a bottle that converted all water to beer. Quote
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