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Happy Birthday man!! Have a great one.. Here is a little something for you.. You'll need it..

Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:

BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

Courtesy Readers Digest My awesome brain!!

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Happy birthday Maelstrom (OR MEALSTORM) Hope you have a really badass steak today! (And not too well done, that's like charcoal)

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Happy Birthday Mael

Don't get too drunk because I will use that opportunity to prank the hell out of you :3

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Happy birthday Maelstrom (OR MEALSTORM) Hope you have a really badass steak today! (And not too well done, that's like charcoal)

*MALEstorm

Happy birthday Mael! Get well soon, and enjoy Jericho's yummy cake!

After a well-cooked meaty meal!!

Happy birthday Mael! Get well soon and don't drink too much!! jk drink as much as you want

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Happy birthday Maelstrom (OR MEALSTORM) Hope you have a really badass steak today! (And not too well done, that's like charcoal)

I just checked. He used that name today.

now he's hiding under the alias "gift of death"

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Thanks guys. That helps make today better.

today was kinda bad. stupid parking lot accident where some guy backed up into me just enough to scratch some paint off the rear end. And then long class all day. And then I just noticed that one of my headlights is out.

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