Revan

I had a strange dream last night. So, it goes like this:

I'm just makin' fried rice, as I do, and all of a sudden, a Pterodactyl rips off my roof, steals my rice, and flies off.

My first reaction is to travel across the world with my companions, Han Solo, (not Harrison Ford. Han.) Natalie Portman, my uncle, Johnny Bravo, Dallas from the Outsiders, and C3P0's aunt from another dimension. As soon as we find the Pterodactyl, it kills me with laser nipples, and as I fade away, it eats my fried rice.