Combat

After receiving the news that democracy had died, this comes as a bitter sweet reminder that life goes on. Thank you.

Information, bah! I'll get you though this laddie! First things first, you have to become Scottish. Don't ask me how, because that's an entirely different guide, but become Scottish. From there, you need to get a few zombies into a pit or cage. Using your bagpipes, you're going to experiment with the different frequencies, trying to see what noises do what to the zombies. From there, you'll know what notes to play whenever a bloody zombie comes by, so you can spend the rest of your time at the pub! Living in the country is great, but for you, you're going to need to take a trip to the zoo. Assuming these aren't the turn animals into zombies too type zombies, you'll need to befriend an elephant. From there, you'll ride your war machine wherever, but should probably go towards Florida so you can keep your new friend well feed. You will not need your bat. All you will need make up. For you, you will need to cast of the mortal guise of man and become something more. You will become... A clown. You will walk down the road, you're silly hair flowing in the wind, not disturbed by the dead. You will walk, alone, towards the East. Soon, others will join you, also dressed as the enlightened clown. None of you will say a word to the others, but soon, your group will grow and grow. Food will come to you, and the dead shall not disturb you as you walk to the East. He is there, waiting for you. Go clowns. Go. He, will keep you safe. Honk Honk. Fast zombies aren't even zombies anymore. They're just really angry people who need to chill. Anyways, you'll go to a local factory and get on the roof with a stereo. For reasons I can't explain, you'll start blasting J-Pop at max volume from there, attracting all of the nearby undead. While this may sound like suicide, the noise also attracts the military, who end up saving you first. In a desperate attempt to survive a hoard, you call upon the powers of Kali, who gives you a boon. From there, you become a legendary zombie slayer, while slowly losing your sense of self due to Kali's influence until Ra decides to take pity on you and gives you another boon. This goes on until the plague is cured, which at that point, you've become so over powered that the new governments decided to give you New Mexico to tide you over.

I know this is a little of topic, and is actually pretty stupid, but I'm just going to leave this here. Make of it what you will.

For some reason, these last few days for me have really focused on zombies. Not the gritty, hardcore stuff like the Walking Dead, but the more spastic funny type of zombies. The type of zombies that might get defeated by a clown with a flame thrower, or who can be lead into Rube Goldberg death machines. For some reason, I find the whole situation of the dead roaming the Earth to be hysterical when put into the right context. So, this little thread is here to save the lives of various Reborn members. Just ask, and I'll give you a personalized method for surviving the end of the world. Because once the Australians discover a cure and save the remains of humanity, I'd like most of you guys to still be kicking. It would be pretty boring here without some of you. Surgeon General's Warning: Do not follow any of the advice listed here in the event of an actual zombie apocalypse.

I can put my full fist in my mouth and my foot behind my ear.

This sounds pretty cool, though I'd probably want to see some other character sheets before I make mine, just so I can get a read on how to do one. If I were to join, I can tell that the battle system would be a bit of a learning curve for me, but consider me interested.

I'm not sorry.

Since its in creative works, I'm guessing this is a fan game that's not meant to be? Like, this is the script, but no actual game will be made. Maybe.

Welcome to Reborn!