There isn't much to say other than put moves you made up while in the shower in here, as broken or as useless as you'd like! You can also edit current moves if you feel like it, just have fun! Now, to start~
Life Siphon
Type: Bug
Category: Physical
Power: 75
Accuracy: 100
PP: 10 (16)
Effect: Heals 75% of the damage dealt by this attack. If an ally is targetted, the power of this move is doubled, and the user's Attack, Special Attack and Speed raise by one stage, while the ally's Defense and Special Defense lower by one stage.
Distribution: Everything with Leech Life
Haunt
Type: Ghost
Category: Other
Power: ---
Accuracy: ---
PP: 5 (8)
Effect: The user faints. The opposing team is subject to 1/16 max HP damage throughout the rest of the battle that occurs at the start of the end of the turn. Magic Guard Pokemon are immune. Unaffected by Protect, but will not deal damage while Safeguard or Lucky Chant are in effect.
Distribution: Hypno, Haunter, Gengar, Spinarak, Ariados, Noctowl, Shedinja, Shuppet, Banette, Rotom, Giratina, Musharna, Litwick, Lampent, Chandelure, Meowstic-M