Juniper

Starts game! Download update! Install Update! Continue! Install Game Data! Restart system! LET ME PLAY THE GAME DAMNIT

Sometimes confusing when I don't know forumer's showdown names. Or the reverse actually..

The hype is real x.x any ETA for redemption? It's likely I'll need to make use of as many challenges as possible.

WHO NEEDS SLEEP?? I'VE GOT THINGS TO BE AND PLACES TO DO!

2OOLANDER!!!!!! YES

Well, damnit. Time to retype the entire message..

"Spread it like it's peanut butter, jelly! *air horn*" this is music?

What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Winter is coming? No...... Christmas is coming!!

Let's marvin *ACHOO!* and get it *sniff* on! I really like this song but I hate the lyrics. Really nice beat, the syncopation and harmony are great but the lyrics are garbage.

Finally, a (sort of) proper "about me" page. I feel prove to have found the energy for that! *tries to take the attacker down with them*

Looking at my old messages makes me want to be cheerful again. I realised how grim I've gotten. But at the same time, those messages remind me of how much has changed and why I'm not so cheerful anymore. I feel like there's a word or phrase for that but I can't think of it. Is it ironic maybe?

Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather...

Give me your motivation. Hand it over slowly, no funny business or someone's gonna get hurt. And it's probably going to be me.

Hi dying, I'm dad.

Feels nice to use something you make entirely yourself as an avatar.. x.x

Was thinking of uses for memento (Maybe there's an obvious use I'm missing) and started thinking "it's only any use if you're about to faint and you want to take down enemy stats, possibly forcing a switch" then I wondered if you used something with high speed in doubles with a focus sash, there would be some risk involved because it could be attacked by both enemies but if it made itself useful with a strong attack, was lowered to 1hp, then used memento on it's al...

I'm like lemon juice mixed with baking soda right now. Except, minus the water.

*Produces Okamera from pocket* Say Cheese! x.x

It's time to exercise... Tell my wife.. I love- wait I don't have anybody to tell. Nevermind. Tell micky it was his fault. For some reason.

I am the sneakiest thing. But sometimes I'm too sneaky and go unnoticed :c

Anywhere I can post bugs for Rejuvenation? x.x Experienced 2 so far that I can remember.

Some people have no damned sense of privacy... "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR COMPUTER???" "NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, GET LOST, PUNK!"

Main server seems to be back up x.x Reborn server still not working. This has been your hourly news update with fabulous presenter: Jude x.x

Interestingly, The main Showdown server is being Funky too. So it's probably not a reborn problem x.x