Despair Syndrome

dirty se- THIRTY SIX

rock Roggenrola.

lickitung used lick. It's 'super effective' ::::^^^^))))

your voice is sexy as hell holy shit tfw you pronounced Ame wrong. I'm literally laughing right now. Well video'd, m8. Make more so I can watch it instead of studying.

30 Baskin Robbins....

Welcome back, ladies and mentlegen with another Horrendously Written update. This chapter may be a bit rushed and won’t cover much of the plot thanks to LAST_MINUTE_SCHOOL_ASSIGNMENTS™. This part was written literally before the deadline I set for myself so expect some rushing and quality drops here and there. also, why the hell am i telling you all of this. CHAPTER VI: DEMON OLD LADY After grabbing that Light Shard, head back into the labyrinth. Don’t bother going back and try to beat the living crap outta El. The door is locked. (Also your Pokemon might be a bit underleveled to take him on, but as a friendly Le Gogh has shown me, nothing is impossible if you’re determined enough) Where was I again? Oh yeah. Back into the labyrinth. You’ll find the path to the left and right blocked by Meteor Grunts. So you’re trapped. Battle the one on the right if you wish, but the one we’re looking for is on the left. Hmmm. Maybe it’s because he has a beard/moustache? (Can’t really tell, all Meteor Grunts look the same amirite XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) That “XD” was irony btw. In case you didn’t get it. Anyways, it turns out that Meteor Grunt is Radomus! Surprise surprise. He leads you to a secret passage in his labyrinth. He takes the Amethyst Pendant and requests you to go look for Luna at seventh street. Don’t know where that is? Radomus suggests you ask someone who’s more familiar with Reborn’s back-alley dealings, like Ame for example. Anyways, walk on the hedges and completely bypass all the Meteor Grunts with tunnel vision. Buckle up, kids, we’re heading back to Reborn. Feel free to look for 7th Street on your own. Good luck finding it though. You’ll find that there’s a 6th and 8th street, yet 7th Street is no where to be found. Guess you have to look for your local back-alley expert, which is your respective gang leader. Not Ame. Go to your respective Aqua or Magma base and talk to your leader. Note that you need to complete all the gang sidequests in order to continue. (So technically the Gang quests aren’t sidequests after all. Huh.) Turns out, 7th Street is the name of a hidden black market in Reborn. Huh. I wonder what the people in charge of Reborn were thinking. Anyway, the entrance to 7th Street is located at an apartment in Lapis. Head on in and talk to the lady. Get into the elevator and find your friendly grunt there. He’ll take you down to 7th Street. Ooh, boy, you’re a criminal now. Feels great doesn’t it? Welcome to 7th Street. Pegglers, druggies and pirates. You’ll find them all. You’ll also find this to be the most useful place in Reborn to brush up your team. A bunch of facilities here give out a bunch of benefits to deck out the most awesome Reborn team ever. For a price of course. If you’re like me and don’t spent shit tons of money on Pokeballs or healing items, your money should be soaring in the 200k ranges now. Too bad. That money means jack shit here. You know those shards you have been collecting from rocks all around Reborn? Hopefully you didn’t sell them. ; ) That’s right. The currency used here in the black market is those stupid little shards you’ve been finding all around Reborn. As one of your gang members will tell you, the shards are ground up to be used as an ingredient in naughty things. Drugs. I’m talking about drugs. Facilities found here are in this spoiler. At the bottom-right of this place, you’ll find Mrs Craudburry reprimanding you for loligagging in this place. Pretty ironic if you ask me. Your gang leader comes and asks you to help teach her a lesson. Seems like fun, if you ask me. I always hated those douchebag old lady stereotypes. Meet him at Lapis later when you’re done with your stuff here in 7th Street. Anyway, here you can buy some illegal Pokemon. But wait a second, don’t those Pokemon seem familiar? If you were doing the Rare Pokemon quest (the one you’ve been doing from the start of the game til now) The guy above the white-shirted guy will sell it back to you for 2 blue shards. But then it gets stolen again, surprise surprise. As of E15, you are unable to continue this sidequest. Apparently, if you buy all the Pokemon here, you’ll trigger a sidequest. Careful not to miss the Roggenrola, it might be a bit hard to see. There’s a recovery unit and a PC here. In order to advance the plot, talk to everyone on 7th Street. They’ll tell you about a guy in white hanging around here. EL ILL KILL YOU. Once you’re sure you talked to everyone, go into the recovery unit building and leave. And… Ugh. Bennett. If I don’t see him again, it’ll be too soon. Follow him into the druggie chamber. Yes, that’s what I’m calling it. UGH. BENNETT. Please tell me we get to kill him in here. Nobody will give a damn about the body anyway. Sadly, we don’t get such luxury. He tells you that he knew you were following him. Bitch? Who would want to follow you? Anyway, it seems he’s trying to save Luna by infiltrating El’s base. He helps you by revealing the entrance of the secret base. Huh. Guess he isn’t so bad after all. PG18 Warning : Don’t open the spoiler if you’re under the age of 18! Or your parents will be really cross. This is where you’ll find El’s secret base. But before entering, I have a bone to pick with someone. Head back to Lapis. Back in Lapis Ward? Great. Meet your gang leader at Mrs Craudburry’s house. He’ll give you the a-ok to beat the living shit outta her. Hell yeah! Before going in, let me give you a little backstory/clarification. This guide was meant to cover the story and a few sidequests which aren’t extremely out of the way. “Hey, Despair” I hear you saying, “This sidequest is pretty out of the way. Why are we doing this?” Well first, you can choose not to do this, at which point I totally lose all respect for you and second, it’s because, as I mentioned earlier, my hatred for douchebag old lady stereotypes. This hatred stems from my past childhood experiences. Almost every show that I watched, and even in real life, there were old ladies that acted like complete pricks to everyone around them. And the worst thing is, you can’t even do anything about it. They’re old, so you have to respect them. They’re also ladies, so you can’t hit them. Basically being an old lady is like a get-out-of-jail-free card for being a dick to others. The only way to get back at douchebag old ladies is through some kind of 3rd party with no respect for human standards. In this case: Pokemon. So what the hell are you waiting for? Get in and show her who’s boss. Talk to her and after some shit-talk, she’ll battle you. HARRIDAN CRAUDBURRY Our lovely, demonic old lady. She only has 3 Pokemon, so she doesn’t really count as a boss. But who gives a damn. Also this part needed a boss section. Watch out, her Pokemon are all in the lv60 range. which, are all higher leveled than Radomus’ Pokemon. Come on, old man, step up your game. If your Pokemon are sufficiently leveled, you should have no problem with this battle. If you can beat Serra, you can beat this old hag. After that, your gang leader gives the old lady a lecture. Feel free to leave now. Talk to your leader outside. If you’re a Aqua member, he’ll give you the TM for Rain Dance. If you’re a Magma member, I have no bloody idea what he’ll give cause I always sided with Aqua, but my guess is a TM for Sunny Day. “Despair” I hear you call again, “Why did we go through all that trouble for these shitty TMs?” Well, please reread the past few paragraphs. If anybody asks on the Discussion Thread why I brought them all out of their way to do this, I’ll literally copy and paste those entire paragraphs. Anyway, with that out of the way, we can continue on with the story. Go into the secret base Bennett showed you earlier and run left. You’ll find yourself in some weird ruins place. They’re keeping Luna here, so it’s up to you and Bennett to save her. Head on down, you’ll see Bennett standing and OH COME ON. FUCK YOU, BENNETT. UGHHHH. DID I SAY HE WAS ON YOUR SIDE? THAT WAS A JOKE OK? I DIDN’T EXPECT YOU TO BELIEVE ME. “But you actually thought I was dumb, didn’t you?” Of course you are, you stupid retard. Why did you join this cult? Was it to be in the Elite 4? You crazy? You outta your mind? What the hell. “Most people don’t seem to think highly of me.” OOOOOOOO, I WONDER WHY. “I am merely doing what is best for my future, and for Luna.” Yeah sure, joining a cult that would most likely do some mass suicide ritual would be good for your future, of course. That said, if he did commit suicide, it’ll be tons better for Luna’s future, so he got that bit right. Go kill yourself, Bennett. Your mom doesn’t love you. “I want to help Luna as much as you do, sir.” I’m starting to think Bennett is blinder than El. And the kid drags you into a dungeon. And he didn’t even sing a nice song to go with it. The nerve of him. Anyway, read the green book on the ground, as you don’t have much choice. It says something about the world ending which further convinces me this cult is gonna do some mass ritual suicide. I called it, Ame. Anyway, after you’re done reading, the hobo next to you chats for a bit. Then, he presents his trump card. Klefki. The cult of Arceus, enlightened they are, just got outsmarted by a homeless dude and his Pokemon. The homeless dude is also a whole lot nicer than their lot. I’m starting to like the homeless people in Reborn. Next episode better have a quest where you join the homeless uprising where you team up with homeless people to fight Meteor Grunts that made an apartment their base so that the homeless people can turn the apartment into their home. Your reward could be that dude’s Klefki. Again, calling it, Ame. ; ) Anyway, feel free to climb up the stairs and leave. Up there is where you’ll find the DEMON CULTISTS.

Make sure there are no obstacles (rocks, cracks etc) in the way ; )

Always preferred Aqua, never knew why. I even remembered all their names.

How... HOW... H O W ? ? how many souls did you sell to satan for that roll And I thought my pal rolling two 5*s two days in a row was lucky. Well played, m8.

21 taste the rainbow

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That's perfect m8. Next update will feature transparent sprites thanks to your gallant heroism. You have my respect, sir Genesis. Your DP gave me a good laugh. Good job. i dont even know why im laughing kill me Regarding the bypass at Obsidia Ward, I just went back to check and let me just say I have never felt more suicidal than I am now. Please kill me. 27 hours. 27 hours of game time. And everytime I wanted to get to Coral Ward. Through the DEMON SLUMS. Everytime. First you make me laugh, then you make me want to jump off a bridge and die. Well played, sir. And you. You, my friend, is insane enough to assemble a godkiller team such as that. And you came out victorious. Even if there were easier ways out (Perish Songer or what you just said about siding with El) You stayed resolute. You stayed determined. And your perseverance net you the victory. I'm proud of you. Anyway, thanks for pointing out the bit about siding with El. It'll definitely help those that are not as insane determined as you. doesnt mean that i approve of siding with el though.

That's actually pretty goddamn awesome. team aqua better turn it into an ocean paradise Ame plz.

Hope you enjoy yourself here! What games do you play other than Pokemon? i am many curiosity.

ezio a husbando I mean welcome! You'll definitely enjoy yourself here. if you dont ill kill you Hope I get to see some of your fanart soon. hopefully some of them are EZIO_AUDITORE™

mikan is best grill thats all you need to know If you thought the plot/character development in the anime was good, You should, no, you must play the game. If you can read Japanese or have a Vita, play the second game too (which imo, has better characters). Like you said, once you're in the Danganronpa fandom, escape is no longer an option.

your art is amazing holy shit. Now I can't wait. Those comics better come out soon or I'll throw a tantrum.

gonna try darkest dungeon tonight, so we're officially buddies now ok. you aint got any right to refuse. Like you, I enjoy writing too. Cause, like you, I'm absolute shit at anything else. and also like you, im convinced my writing belongs in the shitbin. kthxbai gonna go read Graterras now.

from the looks of it, you're someone that might be able to rival my ULTIMATE_LURKER™ status. hope you dont mind if i assassinated you I, like you, also face the problem of liking Danganronpa yet only having a 3DS. tfw too poor to afford vita ;_; We can both go cry in a corner together. That said, welcome to the forums and if you quit Reborn abruptly I'll be really sad. :c so you better not quit ok *insert obligatory hOi!!!! here*

id go with speed boost torchic on all the files Your project sounds interesting and I'd definitely give it a read when it comes out ; ) Though you seem very masochistic to have 6 Nuzlockes at once but I won't judge you for your decisions ; ) How about a rule that prevents you from using the same Pokemon in your different save files? That will definitely increase the amount of masochism variety. Good luck.

gengar if you thought this was its regular form, then you thought wrong. For too long, I honestly thought that this was its regular sprite. XY sprites did not help either.

Mismagius - I spent too much time in that demonic Wasteland looking for you. Bisharp - I spent WAY too much time training this one. (Would be rather sad if it gets one-shot by Rock Smash or something) Lilligant - Petal Dance + Own Tempo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

INNOVATION™! Seems really unique and has lots of strategic elements to it judging from your class overview (nice work btw, read through it all even though I have no idea what any of the terms mean) tfw gonna use it as a guide Guess I'm gonna go for it then. thx for game recommendation, m8. May the RNG be ever in my favor. although it never is