mega bidoof obs 
 
type: doesnt need one, it already beats all the other pokemon lol 
base stats: 
Atk: ∞ 
Def: ∞ 
SpAtk: ∞ 
SpDef: ∞ 
Speed: ∞ 
BST: too much for mere mortals to comprehend... 
Ability: Holy aura 
       -nullifies any type of weather no matter how important 
       -nullifies the effects of defog so opponents cant remove hazards 
       -any pokemon in service to our great lord gets a boost to all its stats to max 
       -pokemon on bidoof's side cannot lower any of their stats and are immune to having their stats lowered by anything 
       -contrary to this, all pokemon on the opposing side have all their stats decreased o the lowest regardless of m-bidoof* being brought out 
       -pokemon on the opposing side of bidoof* cannot increase their stats any higher than the lowest stat possible, and as such, using moves such as dragon                 dance is fucking pointless and wastes the opponents turn. lol. 
       -pokemon who have this baller ability can have their moves go first and has the highest priority out there 
       -pokemon with this ability can have their moves go faster than any other moves in existence. this includes: protect, extreme speed, quick attack, and aany               other move that would normally go first 
mega-bidoof is not banned from the competitive meta in any tier, and as such may be used in any tier. mega-bidoof is too cool for the ban-hammer. shut up smogon. 
*the only other pokemons to have this baller ablity are: lord helix and goomy