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Keldeo used Water Gun!

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Today I Learned:

What's the difference between a duck? What's your favorite color? If you could be anything, how many tissues would you use? Johnny is having lunch with his friends Susan and Mary. They each shoot 5 goals. How many pancakes are on the roof? What's the difference between a raven and a writing desk? What is the meaning of life? How do I peel orange? Baby powder made out of babies?! Whoooooooo are you? (Who who? Who who?)

I'll have you know I couldn't beat Viricide And I only cried for 20 minutes.

Granted, but nobody can really use it because Pokemon Center healers can only heal Pokemon in Pokeballs, Pokeballs/Healing Items don't work because there are no Pokemon, nobody can teleport because there are no Pokemon, etc... I wish I'd saved before fighting Fern in Route 1. ;-;

Granted, but I can't wait and corrupt your wish anyway. Nothing happens, causing you to facepalm at how precisely the status quo has been kept. As a result, the status quo changes because this thought has entered your brain. ...Where was I going with this? I wish I had the patience to train up a Vespiquen.+

Granted. At the sudden stop, inertia causes the oceans to slosh around, flooding the whole Earth and wiping out all civilization and a good chunk of the human race. In addition, it was nighttime when the Earth stopped spinning, so the side you live on quite literally never sees the light of day again. Food cannot be grown without sunlight, and you starve to death before you can get to the half facing the sun (because all methods of transportation were destroyed) I wish I could come up with better wishes.

Granted. Now they all just ignore you instead of questioning. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you are allergic to their hair. I wish for nothing, I'm content

I'm surprised at how many people said Shelly was hard... I beat her pretty easy, Burning Field and Sleep Powder combo pretty much owned her, but I guess without the field effect she would've been way harder. I feel kinda bad that so many of the Gym Leaders have been nerfed. I guess the battles I won don't really mean anything, then? I didn't vote because I haven't actually finished the game yet ><" I keep reading about how awful Charlotte is, and now I'm freaking out XD (pls dont nerf her tho kthx ame) I have to say so far the hardest battle was Julia. The other ones were hard, but after some thinking and incorporating a strategy (with a little bit of luck) I got out in the end... but Julia? I have no idea how I beat her. I just spammed Fake Out a lot, and she made a couple bad calls... I pretty much won by a thread. I had no idea you could get Onix, so I didn't get it until after beating Corey, I think (completely by accident, too). Aya was also hard... I came out of that battle with only one Pokemon left, I think, at really low health too... and supposedly she got nerfed twice. I feel really nooby now ;-;

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Shinx used Wild Charge! Fried Chicken for dinner, yum

6/10. It looks a bit... blurry, I guess? The score is probably a little lower than it should be because I'm not familiar with that anime (or any anime at all, really, other than Pokemon and Squid Girl) (For those who can't tell, the thing in the window is an eyeball)

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Granted, but while studying you miss the bus and the teacher gives you a zero on the quiz anyway, because xe's a jerk. I wish my Donphan didn't suck

(I thought it was banned because it was too OP?) Granted. The harsh conditions of Reborn City slows their reproductive rate ten-hundred fold, and they soon die faster than more Fletchling are made and trained. Because no one ever catches them, they cannot be bred in the daycare. The remaining few flee to other regions, where they pass on diseases and germs (from the poor hygiene and general pollution) to their brethren in Kalos and Hoenn. The Talonflame population there also decreases. The diseases are then passed on to other Pokemon as well, and trainers who capture them and trade them around pass those on to Pokemon all over the globe. Within a thousand years, the disease has spread around so much and mutated at such a rate that now all Pokemon are now seriously endangered, if not extinct. I wish that the above paragraph actually made sense.

Hey wait, so are you the person who posted that topic called "One Man's Trash" or something a while back? I read it when I first joined Thanks to your advice, I'm not still at the first PULSE Tangrowth Battle. XD Anyway, I agree with your post, for reasons listed above. I never really hated his design either, he always makes me smile because of that silly expression on his face. He's all like "DERP, WHAT AM I DOING" I'm finding that Magcargo isn't all that bad either. He'll probably fade away into the "Unused" box in my PC as I progress through the game (4x Weakness to Water + 4x Weakness to Ground + 30 Speed = UGH), but he's good to have around, for now. Butterfree is alright as well, practically swept Shelly for me in conjunction with Pansear (lol what is a sleep clause). Crobat's pretty good for such a common Pokemon, but I think it's been getting the love it deserves more recently. But my recent favorite has to be Escavalier, especially in Reborn. Its defenses are pretty good, and her only weakness is fire. Its attack is huge and Iron Head and X-Scissor are all good moves. Not sure how good the coverage is though, I haven't used it that much outside of Chrysolia forest and against Noel's Wigglytuff. The only thing really holding it back is base 20 speed, which is tied with Ferrothorn for the lowest of all fully-evolved Pokemon, ever. Ouch.

What's the difference between a duck?

Crab

Bruh do not even diss Kellam mmk Granted, but as a hat that is equal among men you are now given all the responsibilities and expectations of men, which you find you cannot fulfill do to your unfortunate lack of arms. And legs. And eyes. And everything. I wish I didn't have school tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or at all this week.

Granted. I seriously wish I hadn't drawn that.