laggless01

I re-update my offers/wanted-list: I can offer Jolly Skorupi's with 6 max IV's (Battle Armor), Modest Gastly with 4-5 perfect IV's (0 Atk, 31/27 Spe), 2 Female nidoran with 5 perfect IV's (14 SpA, 25 Atk), a Male Ralts with IV's 31/29/31/0/31/31, a Froakie (torrent) with 31 HP IV (rest is ok-good), Adamant Torchics with 3-4 Max IV's (some with Speed Boost), Adamant woobat with 3-5 max IV's, Jolly Archens with 3-4 max IV's and Jolly Trapinches with 3-6 max IV's. In return, I want a pokemon from a trainer with an ID ending on a 0, Charmander, Squirtle, Chimchar, Oshawott or Fennekin. (combined = better, but not required) If you offer other things besides those, I will look at it, but there's a chance I might have those already. (About the Trapinches, see it like this: breed a starter, and in exchange, you don't have to grind up 10000 coins, and have a certain well-natured Trapinch with more than decent IV's...)

Yo momma's so fat, she's the reason scientists think there's dark matter in the universe.

Pachirisu with Sweet Kiss/Super Fang/T-wave (or Nuzzle)/Filler was amazing, while I really didn't like the thing in gen4. Also, Flygon. Hardly used it in gen3, but a powerhouse against multiple gyms here (made Charlotte very easy).

Yo momma's so fat, she makes the solar system implode on her.

Lining

Granted, but someone releases a bug on the internet that causes the blue-LEDs in your screen to not receive any signal, causing everyone to just see text in black. EDIT: Greninja'd Granted, as you see, but now you'll get devoured by a pencil sharpener. I wish someone granted my wish earlier this page, since that didn't happen...

We will rock you! - Hardy

Swirlix, draining ~"I Was Made For Loving You, Baby! You Were Made For Loving Me!"~ ...Ok, why is my Swirlix covered in black and white paint?

Banned for not supporting a ban.

Princess

Oh hi! Long time no see. I find that this thread lacks a bit of...sharpness. shall we make this topic less "dull"?

Wish? Really, try to keep in mind that you have to type that down, too... But if it is the first line which was your wish, then I'll grant you that one. However, now you always forget to corrupt the previous wish. I wish I gained more rupees by posting here than I do now.

Which took a Fissure from Primal Groudon.

Yo momma's so fat that her center facilitates nuclear fusion at body temperature.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to catch this Lucario for a while now. It constantly uses Flash Cannon, and it left a lot of pokemon with trauma. It just always manages to escape... Aw goddammit, he did it again on your Glaceon...

SPAAAAAAACE! - Mine worker

Ame deserved it

Granted, it now bites you every time it has the chance. It also never saw Frozen, so he won't let it go... I wish for benevolent hacking skills.

Banned for not letting yesterday go.

Rayquaza used Gust!

Knew it was a joke, but didn't discover the link in the symbol...damn. Started to worry when it was still there this afternoon... And now I lost my hat...

Dragonair has a horn... Primal Kyogre uses Thunder!

Yo momma's so massive, scientists don't have a clue how you could ever have come out of her... (It's a black hole joke...)

Thank you ShingSt, but now Dragalge gets Heart Stamped by Woobat.

Granted, you now can always turn back time to your last full-body examination. It also happens randomly sometimes, because life sucks. I wish for my teeth to do dazzling gleam (only) at my command.