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  1. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    He's staring in my direction. Is he staring at me? He can't be. There's no way...Still staring....Still staring....Still staring...I'm melting over here

  2. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    WHERE ARE ALL THE GAY MEN?

    1. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      On the internet moreso than irl, it seems. Might be worth it to try out tinder or other matchmaking sites. Never tried it myself but I ain't getting any younger either.

    2. Shamitako

      Shamitako

      On the int- Oh

       

      What Mael said

    3. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

      Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

      That's what my friend told me today as well after finding out my crush was straight. I suppose it's less seedy than some of the other apps. Might as well give it a shot.

  3. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    Somebody take this gay thing back. I am so done with it. It's not even REMOTELY worth it.

  4. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I realize that if I only try to date people as hot as I am, I'll be alone for the rest of my life.

  5. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    THE SUCKERS ARE YOU, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.

    1. doombotmecha

      doombotmecha

      You people are what I like to call

      "suckers"

      hint: highlight

  6. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    My darling friends, bless their hearts, have started a quest to find me a boyfriend. Little did we realize, this could easily be the main quest of an RPG, the task is so large.

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    2. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

      Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

      We real live could make a whole damn show about it. It's not easy. In general, but I think even less so for me.

    3. seki108

      seki108

      At least if live a nefarious double life or are trying to take over the world, your friends will be too distracted to notice and stop you.  Of course, if they are the protagonists, they will accidentally stop you without even realizing it.

    4. Dreamy

      Dreamy

      maybe it's that one big multipart sidequest that keeps coming up throughout the whole adventure?

  7. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I feel like I've noticed guys staring at me a lot lately. Am I finally getting noticed or have my desperation levels reached an all time low?

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    2. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      He means your desperation level.

    3. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

      Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

      Ohok. I guess that depends on how you view it tbh. I think really desperate I think low point.

    4. Swampellow

      Swampellow

      Thats how i feel on a relatively common basis, and I am quite desperate. Best of luck to you.

  8. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    You can't fight in here! This is the war room!

    1. Felicity

      Felicity

      bless that film

  9. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    Can't you hear it? The gay is getting louder.

    1. Jan

      Jan

      Same.

    2. seki108

      seki108

      Yuri shall conquer the Earth.

  10. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I got told to stop trying to be gay today and to just be straight so PSA: I'm officially heterosexual.

    1. IntSys

      IntSys

      So you'd be coming in rather than coming out, right?

      In all seriousness, whoever told you that was rude.

       

       

    2. Swampellow

      Swampellow

      In those situations you find a big ol' stick and use it how you see fit.

    3. Felicity

      Felicity

      why not just be very heteroflexible

  11. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I love senpai, yes I do. He's for me, not for you~

  12. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I'mma need people to stop saying "2016 can't get any worse" because it's taking it as a fucking challenge.

    1. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      There's only 4 more days left in the year. What else can go wrong?

       

       

       

       

      *crosses fingers*

  13. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    These hands connect like WiFi.

  14. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I will break the laws of physics as well as your soul.

    1. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      Kyoyo confirmed for Arrival alien with soul killing future sight.

  15. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    Testing

  16. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    FUYUKAI-DESU

    1. HughJ

      HughJ

      watashi-wa kininarimasu

  17. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I'm always offending people without meaning to. Am I that insensitive?

    1. Kurotsune

      Kurotsune

      Why would you say that I'm offended

  18. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I feel like it's my fault, but is it? I don't really know.

    1. Hexagoen

      Hexagoen

      I mean at what fault are you at if the onlooker does not know what you are talking about because of vagueness?

  19. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    No no no. I still waaaant yooou. I just waaaant youuuu..TO SHUTUP!

  20. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    My PS4 needs to start working and it needs to start working fast because I will not miss a day of Fate/Extella

    1. Caradius

      Caradius

      OOH YES YOURE NOT GOONNA MISS THAT DAY

  21. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I can't keep doing this. I give up.

    1. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      but thou must

  22. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I considered subjecting myself to conversion therapy for a moment. I need help.

    1. pbood2

      pbood2

      My finance advisor told me and I'm going to say be the you you want to be. I wish you luck. :)

  23. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I am filled with DETERMINATION!

  24. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I don't need friends. I have knives!

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    2. Shamitako

      Shamitako

      I don't have enemies, I have knives~

    3. Cepheus

      Cepheus

      #1: "having two wifes is the best thing in the world!"

      #2:"don't you mean two knives?"

      #3: *holding 2 knives* "I tell you guys, it's the best feeling in the world!"

    4. Hycrox

      Hycrox

      I don't need knives. I have 9 lives!

  25. Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    I feel better now. Still mildly shook.

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