Absol-lutelty awesome!

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Driver issues make me want to DRIVE my head through my desk.

I really need to stop reading the comments section of politics videos on youtube. It always makes me lose all faith in the world.

clowns

i got called by a phone number originating from burundi which is in africa, but the voicemail they left was in dutch?? with a flemish accent so it was belgian???? and it was something about a package being delivered but wtf i never ordered shit. whats going on in this thread

Bidoof

♫ When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan? ♫

Gosh diddly darn I wish I would fall asleep before I get to the point in the night where I remember how much I hate myself oh well :^)

Yay for painkillers~

My biggest fear is having someone or something at the back door at night, staring in.

Dodrio is your opponent: Foedrio. Dodrio does not approve: Nodrio. Dodrio's speed falls: Slowdrio. Dodrio plays phone games: Pokemon Godrio.

Live.

Feels like I'm onr of the few gamers who never played Kingdom Hearts.I have no interest in Final Famtasy amd didn't grow up watching Disney. Am I weird?

So the seniors just released 1000 condoms filled with helium in the commons.

*STARES INTENSELY*

By the way just to remind you all that I'm vegan

GAYHORSEGAYHORSEIWANNAGAYHORSE

Magcargo is being annoying: Nagcargo. Put the cargo in bags: Bagcargo. Magcargo is it: Tagcargo. Magcargo after Shell Smash: Magfargo.

GAYHORSEGAYHORSEIWANNAGAYHORSE

*puts out grill food and smores for everyone*

Hey, I have 3500 profile views. Stupid and petty, yes, but what are the chances?

Darude used Sandstorm!

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Darude used Sandstorm!

"You don't win a war by dying for yourcountry. You win a war by making some other poor bastard die for his country.: