Shanco

Quite the entertaining thread... http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3928002

Shame they didn't release this as a single... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SD_pL3bieA

That feel when reading someone's writing, and it is just so gripping, poetic, and overall incredible a piece of writing that you are left fallen-jaw, mind-blown, amazed, and with a whole new, indescribable level of respect for this person.

Putting the skin code from last night to good use!

That feel when scumbag Lee Sin.

Karma is so fun to play support. Mantra'd Q's all day long.

As the enemy Ashe found out the hard way last game. (I was Volibear.)

Where is Sneaky and his Ashe dammit

I jumped back and forth between a ton of champions at the beginning; my only constants were Talon and Garen. It takes some time. You just have to get a feel for one. Like, there's 115 people you could choose from (soon 116). Something is going to cater to you eventually. Even I haven't played them all yet. Lulu, Brand, Malphite, Mundo (even though I own him), Nautilus, Gragas, Shyvana, Xerath, never played any of those. So yeah, it takes time. EDIT: Tony, why didn't you tell me Bree plays :I

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^ -Zyra +Fiora That feel when you're getting your ass kicked...then you hit level 6.

To give you an example, Rabadon's +30% AP is unique. A second Deathcap is nothing more than 120 AP. You could have paid less gold to get all the benefits of an item like Deathfire Grasp or Zhonya's Hourglass, which also grant 120 AP as well as other useful things. Either that or you were just stacking major items to troll the other team. In which case the Legion would be proud of you.

Always the same story every teamfight. I engage, Yi runs off to splitpush, Rammus chases him, Yi chases him all the way back, turret dives him, dies, and we get aced. Dumbass. Unrelated side note: +4 Honorable Opponent. Well, I did try... EDIT: Oh. Now I get it.

Best champion spotlight ever. The Teemo hate runs strong in Phreak.

That feel when scrambling for the music in your CD stash that will ease worries and help you go to sleep. Pink Floyd, where are thou? Come hither...

Well if you have that mentality, then of course you'll never improve!

Boots of Mobility on Kassadin are scary as fuck

I was watching that game. Some of those kills were hilarious.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...patch? Well, a patch is a patch, and it's going down tonight. For those of you too lazy to look at the site, here's what's going on. Champions Cassiopeia's Petrifying Gaze has a lower mana cost, now flat across all ranks. Garen has received a visual upgrade! Jinx is coming out this patch. Damn, that was fast. Katarina got a big buff to her Death Lotus. It no longer has a channel time, but lasts longer and has increased AD and AP ratios. Oh, and the cooldown at higher ranks was reduced as well. Lucian got a bunch of changes, most of them buffs. His base mana and mana regen have gone up; in addition, Piercing Light got a change with something about leading its target by 80 units when it targets a champion, and I don't quite get it; all I know is that the beam is narrower. Also, his passive got a fix to hit a second target if the first attack killed its initial target. Olaf got his kit reworked. Check out the page for details...or read them at the bottom if I remembered to put them there. Ryze has greater movement speed to complement a further buffed MS bonus on Desperate Power. His basic attacks are now more responsive. Shen's Shadow Dash now only halves damage from basic attacks, rather than all physical damage. Teemo's Noxious Traps grant 10 gold upon taking them out. Thresh's Death Sentence is now more high-risk, high-reward, with a higher mana cost but a cooldown reduction if it hits. Spirit Guard Udyr has more lines when interacting with certain champions. (ex. "Not okay, Rammus.") Yorick's ghouls grant 5 gold upon killing them. Champions - Co-op vs. AI Zyra Bot can now be fought on Co-op vs. AI matches. Champions - Twisted Treeline Cassiopeia took two hits. The Noxious Blast speed boost has been reduced, as has been the AP ratio on Twin Fang. Kayle's Intervention has a higher cooldown, especially at higher ranks. (also applies to Dominion) Lulu saw heavily raised cooldowns on Wild Growth. Tryndamere has higher cooldowns on Spinning Slash and Undying Rage. The Wukong changes made for Dominion now apply to Twisted Treeline as well. Champions - Insignificant Stuff Minor changes were made to these champions: Heimerdinger Karthus Nidalee Items Phage and Trinity Force now cost 100 more gold, and the Rage passive has a halved effect for ranged champions. Moonflair Spellblade costs more, but is no longer ranged only - melee champs can use it as well. Other Stuff The More Options option in-game is gone. They made some improvements to Windowed mode; most notably how you can unlock the mouse from the window by pressing F9. The Trade System has been greatly improved. That's all, folks! Quite frankly, not looking forward to Jinx at all. The future does not look bright for this chick; nerfs shall be coming in droves. As for Corki, I seriously doubt that this will do much to his current status. I mean, he's Corki. You can't mess with that brilliant yordle. And in the case of Moonflair, I finally get to build it on Mordekaiser! \o/

Teemo free weeks are much, much worse. EDIT: There's a patch either tonight or tomorrow night, heads up. EDIT 2: And no, no Jinx. EDIT 3: FUCK