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I'm so tough I watched Barbie's magical adventures without crying or going into depression.

I'm so tough I don't get papercut, instead I cut the paper.

I'm so tough diamonds can't cut me, instead I recklessly play with it. Pokemon Diamond ftw.

They say the pen is mighter then the sword. I am better then the pen. Just to show it who's boss, I drag its face across paper.

I'm so tough I sleep with pedobear. Soundly. Untouched(?).

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I'm so tough I watched Barbie's magical adventures without crying or going into depression.

I'm so tough I don't get papercut, instead I cut the paper.

I'm so tough diamonds can't cut me, instead I recklessly play with it. Pokemon Diamond ftw.

They say the pen is mighter then the sword. I am better then the pen. Just to show it who's boss, I drag its face across paper.

I'm so tough I sleep with pedobear. Soundly. Untouched(?).

Still not on Mael's/Wolf's/Ikaru's/Will's level.

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I'm so tough I caught a shiny Arceus in one pokeball.... without damaging or inflicting status.

The toughness award belongs to the Pokeball, not you >.>

I'm so hot I burn flames.

I'm so tough I crash Doj once with their own spam message. (True story)

I'm so tough I oven my hair cause the hairdryer was too cold.

I'm so tough I cough blood. Or maybe I'm suffering from a terminal disease. Jkjk

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