Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~ Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) The mystery! No one knows exactly what this being is. All we know is that it lives with Kaito! This thread is dedicated to finding out the truth behind Kaito's Closet! So I will make a table of facts we have so far: -Everything anyone looses seems to wind up in this closet. -It's furry. -It eats ducks. -Kaito's pet duck died because of this closet. It's assumed thats where the closet's blood lust for ducks started. -It's used to store soda, unfinished pizza, and...... *Drumroll* CLOTHES! -Somewhere within the closet there is a portal to an unknown place. An anonymous source says it might be connected to the Bermuda Triangle! -It is said that Justin Bieber uses the closet to hide from his fan girls. Could the closet be somehow related to how ungodly Justin Bieber is? Perhaps the two are related somehow... -A demon with (around) 172 teeth, three eyes, and two mouths who allows people to count it's teeth before it kills them. The only one to escape this demon alive was Amey-Kun. -There might be a secret passage to the lost city of Mu somewhere in the closet. -The closet is a pervert -Kaito's Closet invented Ballsloons. -Everything that gets lost seems to end up in this closet through some other dimension. A brave explorer (not Brave Soul) ventured into Kaito's house when he was not home. This brave explorer died. The autopsy results showed that the brave explorer died by mass amounts of closet falling on him. But luckily, he sent me the picture he took of the beast. We must investigate more on this creature! If you find out anything about it make sure to tell me, Rinny, Cecile, Xiphera, or Brave; the lead scientists on this creature. Update!:Thank you very much Reborn! We are each time close(t)r to uncovering everything about this creature! Any help you can give, please don't hesitate! Edited May 2, 2012 by Miku Hatsune Quote
Skeleton Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 *Holds a fake mustache in front of her face* I have concluded that Naria cannot be reached through Kaito's Closet. But. There seems to be a weird portal leading to an unknown place. It might be connected to the cause of how all lost stuff appears in the Closet. Or maybe not. Maybe it's the source of the ducks it eats..? I still need someone to investigate more... Quote
Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~ Posted May 1, 2012 Author Posted May 1, 2012 *Holds up a fake moustache* Thank you Dr. Cactus. I will make sure to add your discovery to our findings. Quote
Joker Posted May 2, 2012 Posted May 2, 2012 There's a rumor going around that Justin Beiber hides in his closet when his fangirls get too crazy. I'll look into it further. Quote
Brave Posted May 2, 2012 Posted May 2, 2012 Brave here. Upon further study, I've concluded that Kaito's closet is where all lost objects end up. The closet houses a pocket dimension that is somehow alive and has a hoarding instinct. Once you lose something, it's gone unless the dimension decides it doesn't want it/is running out of space/feels bad and gives it back. How do I know this, you ask? Well, the answer is simple. I FOUND THE BEYBLADE I LOST WHEN I WAS 8! LET IT RIP, BITCHES! Totally didn't brutalize the closet dimension or nothin'. Quote
Administrators Amethyst Posted May 2, 2012 Administrators Posted May 2, 2012 One time I got lost in Kaito's closet. It was the scariest thing ever! There was this giant demon with three eyes, two mouths, and one hundred and seventy two teeth (I asked him if he'd wait while I counted; he was curious how many teeth he had too (and he actually only has one hundred and seventy fully grown in, but his wisdom teeth were starting to come in, so we agreed we'd count each of those as a half for now)) who tried to eat me (I mean, after I was done counting.)! I think there might also have been a secret passage to the lost city of Mu in there... Quote
Skeleton Posted May 2, 2012 Posted May 2, 2012 I have a new discovery! Liz has told me that Kaito's Closet... Is a huge pervert! It might be the reason why there are so many panties in there..! Quote
Skeleton Posted May 2, 2012 Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) Another new discovery! Kaito's Closet has invented Ballsloons! Dr. Seme (Xiphera) has comfirmed that for me. Edited May 2, 2012 by Skeleton Quote
Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~ Posted May 2, 2012 Author Posted May 2, 2012 Thank you everyone for your discoveries. Please keep on investigating! Quote
Maelstrom Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Seems like an inside joke/story gone wild if you ask me. Maybe that closet is where my missing socks from the laundry end up... Quote
Neo Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Seems like an inside joke/story gone wild if you ask me. Maybe that closet is where my missing socks from the laundry end up... Sticky missing socks? *shot* Quote
Joker Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Why was dogging Justin Bieber needed? Good point. Maybe his closet was trying to do the world a favor by sealing Justin away? Quote
Elizabeth Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 So I found out today..that the closet doesn't EAT Kaito..he walks into it willingly. Does that mean Kaito is making it eat everyone? I would presume Kaito to do such, but that closet is out of control. It is his closet, but I think it may be also connected to him. If Miku walks in, I'm sure it'll be fine for her or Kaito even, but if anyone else just randomly walks in it eats them. Point in conclusion: ...put a leash on your closet. Quote
Maelstrom Posted May 8, 2012 Posted May 8, 2012 No need to be a killjoy, Erick. This topic is going somewhere with or without you. Please move on to something else. Quote
Godot Posted May 8, 2012 Posted May 8, 2012 i looked in the closet and found Kaito... he refuses to come out of the closet! Quote
Summer Posted May 20, 2012 Posted May 20, 2012 I took a peep and saw your mistake... Those are no clothes... THOSE ARE CAMOFLAGING ALIENS! Quote
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