Tell Me of Your Villainy!

[Yours Truly]

I used to scare babies; for entertainment purposes; I would sneak up behind a certain baby, and stare at it for a while; eventually I just started trying to seem like a large and hungry animal; the child is still afraid of people wearing eyeglasses now....

[Tartar]

I do tax

And the most grisly part...

I enjoy it

I guess you weren't kidding when you said that you had made a deal with the devil.

[Alistair]

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I'm an accountant.

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Worse still...

I do tax

And the most grisly part...

I enjoy it

What kind of demon are you o_O

[DemICE]

When me and my childhood friend were VERY (emphasis on VERY. maybe even less than 10) little, we were @ the village (a very small one), and invaded the house of someone who was in Athens (without causing any damage) and we used his phone to call porn numbers for fun >.>. Then simply left.

Edited November 22, 2016 by DemICE

[Maelstrom]

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I'm an accountant.

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Worse still...

I do tax

And the most grisly part...

I enjoy it

Yo give me a list of tax shortcuts that I can compare with the accountant my step-dad hires.

[Ironbound]

I would if I was a taxman of the same country as yours, which I am not. Tax laws (and the ways of, ah, 'tax planning', differ from country to country)

Also I've still got two years to go before I'm a fully qualified member of my profession. I can diversify in foreign taxation then, if I wish to make a career elsewhere.