Let Us Tell A Tale Only Using Sound Effects

[Strider]

A soft " Good evening sir"

[Alistair]

*a scream of sheer terror*

[Dragon116]

*a series of crashes*

[Aurorix]

*sounds of liquid splatting on the floor*

[IntSys]

*door closes, then opens again*

[Strider]

"footsteps heading away from the front door"

[Dragon116]

*pawsteps heard coming from the kitchen*

[Strider]

"meow"

[Dragon116]

*a rushed rustle of clothes turning*

[Strider]

"In the neighbor's house, the sound of three numbers being pressed on a phone"

[Alistair]

*but all you can hear is... the wrong number song!*

[Dragon116]

*a breeze blows through the open doorway*

[Strider]

"the sound of the neighbor opening a window to look next door."

[Dragon116]

*leaves blow down the street*

[Strider]

a single quiet word: "Odd..."

[Dragon116]

*cars drive by on the open road*

[Strider]

"slight muffled thumps as the neighbor begins walking across the carpet"

[Dragon116]

*shutters slam on the kitchen window*

[Strider]

"A cell phone alarm goes off"

[Cobalt996]

*audio loop of a bluescreening computer*

[Alistair]

*little birdies chirping outside*

[Dragon116]

*quack*

[Yours Truly]

*high pitched laughter*

[Dragon116]

*commercials play in the background*

[Yours Truly]

*a cut off scream*