Maelstrom Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 So the creator of red bull died the other day and the guys were making jokes that "red bull gives you wings" should have been his last words. So it got me thinking- what would you want to be your last words? What would be awesome/hilarious last words? What should they write on your gravestone? "Challenge accepted." Wouldn't be too shabby, but I'm sure you can come up with better ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Amethyst Posted March 18, 2012 Administrators Share Posted March 18, 2012 Told you so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 That Twinkie was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazer Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 There's 5 million dollars in your- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnite Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 "Don't facecheck bushes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenDeadlySins Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Final words: "Trust me on this", "OH SHIT", or "Save me, Jebus (Simpsons refrence ftw!)" Epitaph (the words on my tombstone): "Let me out, I'm not dead yet" And speaking of Red Bull, has anyone seen the newest commercial, the Jesus one that has been banned in some places? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 "Needs more bang" "What doesn't kill you..." "I knew I was forgetting something." You did WHAT?! Epitaph: "If you're reading this, you're probably next." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Edge Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep, therefor I wouldn't have any last words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiozo Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Aha... Epitaph; I finished before you in the human race. Last words? Awesome ones anyway. "Someone once told me...there's people who do all the work, and people who take all the credit...and to try and be in the first group...there's less competition...now I know why." "There's a board game, called life. There's a distinct start, and a distinct finish. The path along the way changes, based on your choices. Have you decided yet?" "I was never a hero." "Some people argue that choices are made by decisive people. I decisively let life take me where it wanted...now it's my turn to act." "This is for you, kid." "They always called me the underdog, but I always called them the next day for lunch. Who's hungry?!" This actually entertains me moreso than I would have thought. I might be back to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Hmm, I think my dying words would be something related to complex numbers. Or perhaps iterations. I wouldn't opt for last words as my epitaph, per say, but would rather opt for a symbol of some sort. See that circle with the dot in it at the bottom of the gravestone? In bushcraft, this symbol means 'Going home' or 'I have gone home'. I think that's meaningful enough for me :') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 Epitaphs: Just hibernating. One with the force. Prestigious compost heap. I'm with stupid. --> No worries. MFW X.x Last words: I'm too old for this shit. What do you mean your husband's home?! Deal or no deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Last Words: Bitch Please {Insert son's name here} you must go to the dagobah system U mad? Problem? I'm outie 5000 Don't touch my stuff kthnxbai Epitaph: lol that was fun mmm Doritos Now I'm dead (Like a boss) Look behind you Go away Return the slab All I can think of for now. I'll be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 20, 2012 Author Share Posted March 20, 2012 Epitaph: Open chest for piece of heart. (tri-force symbol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 This is why you don't.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anethia Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 SMILEEE Come on and SMILE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heskey Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 They said I could be anything... So I became an angel. Yeah, sadly that's the best I could come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 (edited) "Needed to be about 20% cooler" xd Edited March 20, 2012 by Aero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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