mwijsman Posted March 11, 2016 Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) ...So I'm an Xatu now. ...huh. Neat. I'd probably just play on my computer, learn to fly with the other birds, do something esp-ish, idk. But all Xatu does all day is stare into the sunset as the visions of the future haunt it. Any 'mon with valuable strength is worthy of belonging to the uprising army So long as they are also a fire type, that or they can become an angry water cooler. So, uh... what about Sigilyph, eh? Gotta be a strength in there somewhere... Please give my new life some meaning. Wouldn't you become a guardian of the ancient city of a bygone age? Seeing as that's pretty much your new lifestyle and all that. Edited March 11, 2016 by mwijsman Quote
Spineblade Posted March 11, 2016 Author Posted March 11, 2016 But all Xatu does all day is stare into the sunset as the visions of the future haunt it. With this also comes the most useful ability to detect incoming meteors, and inevitable heartbreak. Quote
Combat Posted March 11, 2016 Posted March 11, 2016 Everyone's making plans of what they want to do when the world burns down... And I'm just sitting here trying to figure out if I'll need to resort to cannibalism... Quote
Masquerain Posted March 11, 2016 Posted March 11, 2016 Pokemanz by default eat other pokemanz (at least carnivores do) Quote
Narckarth Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 j u s t l e t m e d i e You won't have to wait long. In the meantime you can enjoy your wi-fi. Quote
Froiky Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 I would roll out of bed as a Quagsire. At first I imagine I would crave some water feeling pretty dry. After a couple understandable awkward morning steps I would begin to question my strange form and girth. I would head for the bathroom where I would find out and take at least three double takes (would that be a triple take or sex-tuple take?). Through out the day I might take a bath or two to stay hydrated, eat, and go insane. I would consider it to be a dream at some point. Later I would realize how something like this is just messed up enough to be reasonable. I would probably be checking the media a bit for signs of this being a wider phenomenon. Once I come to terms with the reality of it I would realize how jipped I am. Quagsire? Out of all the pokemon I got Quagsire. Quote
Masquerain Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 Quagsire would also make a good addition to the army Quote
Vilvana Posted April 1, 2016 Posted April 1, 2016 Got seadra. I would go to the closest ocean and boss everyone around.... Quote
Ironbound Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 Got Deoxys last time, got bored, did it again. Got Azelf. I guess I'm doomed to be a powerful alien Psychic type. Why can't I be a steel type? Quote
IntSys Posted April 2, 2016 Posted April 2, 2016 > Onix <I'll create landslides with Rock Slide on mountain passages, and watch people fall in misery. When I get hungry, I would dig through mountains, eating rocks, and generally creating subsidence. Quote
Masquerain Posted April 3, 2016 Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) I'm sorry, we don't believe in deities here- The reign of flames bows to noone Edited April 3, 2016 by Masquerain Quote
RainbowHugs Posted April 3, 2016 Posted April 3, 2016 I got Cubone... "What is this on my head...? Mother? Where are you? I'm scared... Help me.... Please!" Quote
Autumn Rain Posted April 3, 2016 Posted April 3, 2016 RNG is broken. There's already a Glaceon in the first page but I ain't complaining. xD I am totally going to do stuff now. Quote
Vilvana Posted April 5, 2016 Posted April 5, 2016 I did it again. Got a bold Braviery. Uh huh, why am I too big for my bed?! Gak, I don't have arms! Quote
Masquerain Posted April 5, 2016 Posted April 5, 2016 Since we're doing stuff again... I guess it is destiny. But hey, I evolved already. I wonder how long my blood-stained path is by now Quote
Vilvana Posted April 8, 2016 Posted April 8, 2016 i can't help but do it again. Got the worst pokemon i ever imagined inever could get.... Gentle arceus.. SERIOUSLY?!!!!! Quote
Rot8er_ConeX Posted April 8, 2016 Posted April 8, 2016 I legit didn't cheat. THIS IS DESTINY! Lucky you XD. Can I keep you if this does happen? I accidentally forgot to set the counter down to one, and got six Pokemon. But the first one listed was a Regice. I'd be fine with that, I think. I'd be able to stand the cold better. Quote
Ironbound Posted April 8, 2016 Posted April 8, 2016 Regice is a cool Mon. Meanwhile I get Bronzong. I guess I'm now a steel type, but all three times I tried I ended up with Psychic types. Quote
cakeofdoom Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 Magikarp! All i need is a pair of shades and i'm good to do whatever i want! This was actually really lucky. Quote
Swampellow Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 Doing this again? Cool. Dewott! Noice, water type, ninja-samurai, and adorable. I call this a win. Quote
Combat Posted April 9, 2016 Posted April 9, 2016 We're re-rolling? Fine by me, maybe I can get something better this time. First things first, I'd find a shirt. Well, at least I might be able to avoid the Fire Nation who seems (literally and figuratively) hell bent on burning the Earth down. Plus, I might be able to rejuvenate the lands that get destroyed in the process. Quote
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