SkyRunner 0 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 How to edit this post? Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Wasn't Sonic '06 the greatest game ever? Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Don't you think that Unown is the best Pokémon ever? Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 26, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 26, 2015 What day is the 4th of July on? Link to post Share on other sites
Honchy 0 Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 Are the ocean and the sky the same thing, because they're both blue? Link to post Share on other sites
Honchy 0 Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 If a pimp falls in the woods and no one hears it, those that mean that pimps are in another astral plane? Also, potatoes, delicious veggie, or Ronald Mcdonald's feces?!?!??!? Link to post Share on other sites
ShadowStar 34 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 How do is be good for the image and see themselves well? Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 What kind of idiot posts in the wrong thread? Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 28, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 28, 2015 Not my own material, but this is still good. These are actual things that were said in court. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished. Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Are those my feet? Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Who's typing this question right now? Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Rain 32 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Stupid question...? Like when I'm trying to date an Asian chick in a park full of birds? Link to post Share on other sites
Froiky 3 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I think it has already been done. Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Hi? Bye? Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Where's the question mark button? Link to post Share on other sites
SgtNoobly 6 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Where's the post button Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I wonder what Nackarth's favorite type is. Link to post Share on other sites
SgtNoobly 6 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 How do I type? Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 How do you ask a question? Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 How do I sleep? Link to post Share on other sites
SgtNoobly 6 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Whats a question? Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Am I awake right now? Link to post Share on other sites
Narckarth 0 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 How do I get away with murder? ^you start asking around with that one and see what happens Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 How do I get away with murder? ^you start asking around with that one and see what happens 'How do I make sure that nobody finds out that I killed this person?' Should be followed by lifting up a corpse for maximum effect. Link to post Share on other sites
TheSilentSerenade 0 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 How do I walk? * EDIT: My quote and multiquote buttons aren't working. Link to post Share on other sites
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