Shamitako Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 Oh, and then I got these two in a row: (16:36:39) ~~~ Kyra was cursed to have all their bacon burned. ~~~ (16:36:52) ~~~ Kyra was cursed by the Witch of the Waste. ~~~ And suddenly realized who the witch was Ame, stop burning my foodz. Meow~ Quote
Shadow Tack Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 I think this is QB worthy (18:07:50) Volcan1: someone battle me(18:08:32) battle between Shadow Tack and Volcan1 started. (18:11:58) Shadow Tack: so someone just sent in chansey on aegislash(18:13:55) Shadow Tack won against Volcan1. (18:14:04) Shadow Tack: gg(18:14:12) battle between Shadow Tack and Volcan1 started. (18:18:30) Shadow Tack won against Volcan1. (18:18:34) Miss Kitty: mao.(18:18:44) Shadow Tack: i win again.(18:18:55) Volcan1: again(18:19:14) Shadow Tack: no.(18:19:14) Miss Kitty: maaao(18:19:14) Shadow Tack is idling. (18:19:58) Volcan1: fk people like u like(18:19:58) Volcan1: u thinkin u god u u play Pokemon.(18:19:58) B. Guardian: mao(18:21:04) Shadow Tack: ...(18:21:04) Shadow Tack: dude(18:21:04) Shadow Tack: i said no because it's kinda pointless for you to waste time trying to beat me when im not even good at battling(18:21:05) Shadow Tack: damnit he left Quote
Nyrias Posted June 30, 2014 Posted June 30, 2014 (03:02:46) Yuuta Togashi changed names and is now known as 202. (03:02:46) 202 changed names and is now known as Captain Magma. Kurumi has renamed Yuuta Togashi to Captain Magma(03:02:54) Rikka Takanashi changed names and is now known as 111. (03:02:54) 111 changed names and is now known as Miss Appear. Kurumi has renamed Rikka Takanashi to Miss Appear(03:03:01) B. Guardian changed names and is now known as 110. (03:03:01) 110 changed names and is now known as The Elastic Waistband. Kurumi has renamed B. Guardian to The Elastic Waistband(03:03:01) +Captain Magma: KRAAAACKATOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(03:03:05) *** Captain Magma shoots lava out of his head ***(03:03:11) Annie Leonhart: nostalgia(03:03:13) Annie Leonhart: is(03:03:15) Annie Leonhart: real(03:03:16) Kurumi changed names and is now known as 15. (03:03:16) 15 changed names and is now known as The Quickster. Kurumi has renamed Kurumi to The Quickster(03:03:22) +The Quickster: we are(03:03:24) Annie Leonhart: hnnng(03:03:32) +The Quickster: The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances (03:04:56) +The Quickster: THE ELASTIC(03:04:58) +The Quickster: WAISTBAAAAND(03:05:03) +Captain Magma: i'm bad(03:05:05) Miss Appear: .....fat?(03:05:09) +Captain Magma: I read "THE ELASTIC"(03:05:13) +Captain Magma: and finished it with BULL(03:05:14) +Captain Magma: WORM(03:05:15) +The Quickster: .(03:05:16) Chaika: .(03:05:17) The Elastic Waistband: ,(03:05:17) +The Quickster: THE ALASKAN(03:05:18) +The Quickster: BULL(03:05:19) +The Quickster: WORM (03:05:34) Kiozo changed names and is now known as 327. (03:05:34) 327 changed names and is now known as THE ELASTIC BULL WORM. Captain Magma has renamed Kiozo to THE ELASTIC BULL WORM(03:05:37) +The Quickster: OMG(03:05:37) +THE ELASTIC BULL WORM: Snarf(03:05:38) +The Quickster: fvefgdg Quote
Reignited'Light Posted June 30, 2014 Posted June 30, 2014 And then there's me on the sidelines. :^) (17:43:05) Alice: I feel like kicking Tempest but he's not noob enough like Kam(17:43:10) Destructive Skitty: ^^^(17:43:18) +Fezztiger: he's afk(17:43:19) +Fezztiger: gogogo(17:43:23) +Fezztiger: now is your chance(17:43:45) Alice: Why don't you do it?(17:43:51) Destructive Skitty: inb4 ./kick Tempest(17:44:01) +Fezztiger: I'm not chanop and I'm not auth ab00ser >:I(17:44:11) Destructive Skitty: LOLz :^)(17:44:13) Alice: yes you are(17:44:14) +Fezztiger: yet(17:44:21) Tempest: Why me :c(17:44:24) Alice: ohhi(17:44:25) Tempest: QQ(17:44:32) Destructive Skitty: lmao(17:44:33) +Fezztiger: because you invaded(17:44:33) +Fezztiger: obvs(17:44:36) +Fezztiger: >:U(17:44:39) Destructive Skitty: (17:44:43) Tempest: Shh.(17:44:43) Alice: So did you, Fezz(17:44:46) +Fezztiger: shh(17:44:46) Tempest: It's okay. 3 Quote
Shadow Tack Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 (23:09:42) Kirigiri: one of you needs to change colors(23:09:49) Bazaro: all 3 of my mons are lv 19 :<(23:09:55) Bazaro: nahnah(23:10:09) Bazaro: Orange you glad there's so much orange? (23:10:16) Bazaro: /shot(23:10:59) Kirigiri: .(23:11:05) Kirigiri: Dark Desire(23:11:07) Kirigiri: fix this(23:11:12) Kirigiri: orange issue(23:11:25) ! H ! thoma: hi(23:11:42) Kirigiri: YAY hi you're my new favorite person whoever you are(23:11:43) Bazaro: inb4 makes you orange(23:11:57) Kirigiri: Dark wouldn't do that(23:11:59) Kirigiri: edge maybe(23:12:05) ! H ! thoma: why I'm your favorite person(23:12:11) Kirigiri: because you're not orange(23:12:18) ! H ! thoma: (23:12:24) Bazaro: he's in denial(23:12:36) Bazaro: orange is obv the best in every respect(23:12:59) Bazaro: Trick Master, y u have so many treesssssssssss(23:13:07) Kirigiri: orange is bad and you should feel bad(23:13:18) Bazaro: I feel great, except for my neck and shoulders(23:13:33) Shadow Tack: orange is best color(23:13:36) ! H ! thoma: why orange bad(23:13:41) Shadow Tack: nope(23:13:42) Bazaro: cuz blue sucks(23:13:55) Shadow Tack: orange>blue(23:14:06) ! H ! thoma: blues great(23:14:12) Bazaro: magikarp > everything(23:14:14) Kirigiri: your symbol is wrong let m fix that for you Blue>orange(23:14:16) Bazaro: magikarp = orange(23:14:19) Shadow Tack: no(23:14:22) Bazaro: thus, orange > everything(23:14:26) Shadow Tack: yours is wrong kiri(23:14:34) Kirigiri: nu uh(23:14:38) Bazaro: uh huh(23:14:43) Kirigiri: no you(23:14:52) Bazaro: nou(23:14:52) ! H ! thoma: orange < everything(23:14:56) Kirigiri: ^(23:14:57) Shadow Tack: shiny smeargle has orange on it's tail(23:14:59) Kirigiri: wait no(23:15:12) Kirigiri: Attack on titan is worse than orange but otherwise you're right(23:15:14) Shadow Tack: meaning orange=master(23:15:15) Kirigiri: <<(23:15:36) Shadow Tack: other oranges back us up!(23:15:37) Bazaro: Magikarp is orange(23:15:43) Bazaro: shiny sunkern is orange(23:15:58) ! H ! thoma: orange is a ugly color(23:15:59) Kirigiri: congratz the worst pokemon are orange(23:16:12) Shadow Tack: shiny vileplume in reborn(23:16:16) Kirigiri: Pocky help(23:16:18) Kirigiri: please(23:16:22) Bazaro: blue is a hideously disgusting color and all who oppose this statement deserve to have to watch puppies get shot(23:16:26) Pocky: ?(23:16:28) ! H ! thoma: kroyge is blue and he's cool(23:16:29) Kirigiri: they are trying to tell me Orange is better than blue(23:16:34) Pocky: ...(23:16:36) Pocky: WHAT(23:16:38) Shadow Tack: it is though!(23:16:39) Pocky: IN(23:16:44) Pocky: THE(23:16:52) Pocky: WORLD?(23:17:02) Bazaro: pocky's lost it(23:17:06) Bazaro: again(23:17:06) Pocky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(23:17:10) Shadow Tack: damnit kiri(23:17:11) *** Pocky rips Bazaro's head off. ***(23:17:19) Kirigiri: see(23:17:20) *** Bazaro regenerates ***(23:17:21) ! H ! thoma: lol(23:17:23) Kirigiri: pocky is a good person(23:17:33) Pocky: blue is fucking beautiful(23:17:35) *** Shadow Tack snipes kiri ***(23:17:41) Bazaro: blue is disgusting(23:17:47) *** Kirigiri refuses your reality and inserts my own ***(23:17:48) Shadow Tack: orange is more beautiful(23:17:48) Bazaro: its depressing(23:17:49) *** Pocky punches Shadow Tack off a cliff. ***(23:18:00) ! H ! thoma: orange sucks ballss(23:18:03) Kirigiri: bm(23:18:06) Shadow Tack: blue depresses people(23:18:15) Kirigiri: not as much as orange(23:18:16) Shadow Tack: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY(23:18:25) Bazaro: blues may be music, but oranges are friggin fuit(23:18:28) Bazaro: fruit*(23:18:34) Shadow Tack: yep(23:18:41) Shadow Tack: blues=bad music(23:18:44) Exum: ugh.(23:18:47) Shadow Tack: orange=good fruit(23:18:54) Pocky: Wow(23:19:03) Shadow Tack: oh crud pink just won D:(23:19:06) ! H ! thoma: blue berrys are good(23:19:06) Pocky: You just compared a fruit to music(23:19:11) Pocky: Yeah, no.(23:19:15) Bazaro: lel(23:19:17) Kirigiri: you can't outright say any music is bad considering it's all based upon opinion unless we're talking about the color orange cause orange is bad(23:19:26) Shadow Tack: D:(23:19:31) +Amethyst: ^ that is a proven fact(23:19:33) +Amethyst: also yellow.(23:19:37) Bazaro: ame plz(23:19:44) Bazaro: you're purple, you scrub(23:19:49) Shadow Tack: D:(23:19:52) Kirigiri: purple is close to blue(23:19:54) Kirigiri: (23:19:55) +Amethyst: also a proven fact, purple is the best colour.(23:20:00) +Amethyst: right ikaru? inumuta?(23:20:05) +Amethyst: 3/3 admins agree(23:20:08) +Inumuta: Absolutely.(23:20:09) ~~~ Shadow Tack commited suicide. ~~~Disconnected from Server! If the disconnect is due to an internet problem, try to reconnect once the issue is solved.(23:20:13) Connected to Server! (23:20:13) The server refused the reconnect attempt with the reason: Server doesn't have data stored for the reconnection.Disconnected from Server!(23:20:13) Attempting a new connection. (23:20:13) Connected to Server! (23:20:15) Welcome Message: The updates are available at http://pokemon-online.eu/ -- report any bugs on the forum.(23:20:15) ±[1] Song of the Day: Glamrock Brothers - Drunken Sailor~Zipo(23:20:15) ±[2] News: New server, lightly seasoned with a couple new mods. Delicious.(23:20:15) ±[3] Auth: Auth list and passwords weren't saved so... same song and dance.(23:20:16) Bazaro: btw blue, you don't have any auth to represent for you(23:20:19) Bazaro: we have edge(23:20:22) Shadow Tack: yes...(23:20:23) Kirigiri: we have Maelstrom(23:20:24) Bazaro: ~(23:20:25) Kirigiri: when he's on(23:20:28) Kirigiri: (23:20:32) Bazaro: but he's not >:{D(23:20:38) Shadow Tack: mael don't care though(23:20:43) Pocky: we technically have amethyst and kaito too because purple is a mixture of blue and red(23:20:44) +Amethyst: Cowtao and Blind are also blue, they count(23:20:45) Pocky: (23:20:45) Bazaro: besides, Edge is moar authy than Mael(23:20:52) Pocky: And Ryan!(23:21:04) Kirigiri: also(23:21:06) B. Guardian: I count!(23:21:06) Kirigiri: we have ice(23:21:07) B. Guardian: yay(23:21:13) Kirigiri: you can't beat Ice(23:21:13) Shadow Tack: D:(23:21:20) Bazaro: why would you ever soil the purity of red with the disgusting properties of blue(23:21:40) Kirigiri: why would you ever choose orange over anything?(23:21:43) Shadow Tack: orange and blue are opposites on the color wheel(23:21:47) Shadow Tack: because(23:21:50) Bazaro: because orange is friggin ballin(23:21:50) Cowtao: Someone ringed?(23:21:58) Kirigiri: because blue is great and orange is bad(23:22:00) B. Guardian: blue's super rad, right?(23:22:01) Ex-death.: hi guys(23:22:01) Shadow Tack: yeah ame did(23:22:04) Shadow Tack: hi(23:22:06) Bazaro: notice how many people all blend into the crowd because they're blue(23:22:13) Shadow Tack: yeah(23:22:15) Cowtao: Amethyst, what purposed have you summoned me for? o-o(23:22:19) Shadow Tack: the orange stands out(23:22:23) B. Guardian: it's okay(23:22:24) Kirigiri: to represent blue cowtao !(23:22:26) B. Guardian: moo supports us(23:22:30) B. Guardian: he's just a cow and can't read(23:22:35) Cowtao: >:c(23:22:35) Bazaro: Join the orange side >(23:22:37) Shadow Tack: um(23:22:40) Kirigiri: orange is bad tho(23:22:41) *** Cowtao headbutts B. Guardian ***(23:22:44) Cowtao: >;c(23:22:44) Pocky: Cowtao(23:22:45) Shadow Tack: join anaranjado(23:22:47) Bazaro: blue sucks tho(23:22:59) Pocky: today i was playing onigiri online(23:23:06) Pocky: and someone took the name azunyan(23:23:12) Ex-death.: i got muted for 2 days on Tohjo(23:23:16) ! H ! thoma: why fighting over colors(23:23:17) Shadow Tack: gj(23:23:18) Ex-death.: :/(23:23:29) Kirigiri: because blue needs to assert it's dominance over orange(23:23:30) B. Guardian: A THIRD MTB(23:23:30) Shadow Tack: because everybody is in scrub mode(23:23:35) B. Guardian: amethyst(23:23:35) Shadow Tack: including me(23:23:36) B. Guardian: whyyyyyy(23:23:38) Bazaro: because chat is dead unless someone makes a pointless arguement(23:23:49) Kirigiri: and i'm salty as fuck cause my game crashed before i could save(23:23:55) Shadow Tack: XD(23:24:00) Bazaro: happened to me on emerald monograss(23:24:03) Cowtao: Also, i'd like to think that my color is slightly more different than most blues.(23:24:06) Bazaro: you learn to get over it(23:24:07) ! H ! thoma: brb(23:24:15) Cowtao: Like Guardian's. Se we are in our own type of Blue league. c:(23:24:20) Kirigiri: no i don't because i was just about to win >:c(23:24:27) Bazaro: have some originality(23:24:32) Kirigiri: but all the blues are uniting atm cow Quote
Gyaradoskiller Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 (21:16:05) Kawaii Desu Desu: SOVIET KARPY IS HERE! Quote
Reignited'Light Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 (17:38:39) D. Skitty: Let's have nightclub(17:38:43) D. Skitty: But before we doD. Skitty has muted Berserker Let the Night Club commence! (TheScarletSword): HI (DobbyTheElf): f (D. Skitty): PARTY TIME (Neko Alice): You currently have a high rating in XY Doubles, but your account is not registered! Please register to protect your account from being stolen (D. Skitty): ALICE FEZZ (D. Skitty): c: (Neko Alice): gg nore PO (Berserker): ;[ (Berserker): ;o (D. Skitty): :C (Berserker): i cans till talk Kay, Night Club times is over... (17:39:17) D. Skitty: No(17:39:21) D. Skitty: You can't.(17:39:24) +Fezzdog: lol(17:39:40) Neko Alice: #3rdD. Skitty has unmuted Berserker(17:39:44) D. Skitty: kk(17:39:47) D. Skitty: >:C(17:39:51) Berserker: > (17:39:59) Berserker: r00d(17:40:00) Berserker: cri(17:40:07) D. Skitty: c: 3 Quote
Gyaradoskiller Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) (19:53:27) *** Green has an evil idea ***(19:53:39) +Fezzdog: noooooooooo(19:53:39) Fezzdoge: heheheheheheheheh(19:53:42) +Fezzdog: nooooooooooooooooo(19:53:45) Fezzdoge: YES(19:54:00) +Fezzdog: don't you dare >:c I own Fezzdoge now. Mwuahahahahahahaha Bonus: (20:42:35) Tempest: I'd hopefully be getting my BS in Particle physics.(20:42:43) Karpy: >BS(20:42:45) Winter: >BS(20:42:46) Karpy: >>LOL(20:42:49) Winter: LMAO Edited July 3, 2014 by Gyaradoskiller 1 Quote
Tempest Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Do you scrubs even know what that means? >.> I don't see how it's funny if you do. 1 Quote
Reignited'Light Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Let the Night Club commence! (Destructive Skitty): Hai (Destructive Skitty): c: (Fezzdog): hi (Fezzdog): (Destructive Skitty): ^ (18:15:25) 6G OverUsed battle between Destructive Skitty and Σκιά the Hedgehog started. (Destructive Skitty): Inb4 Scarlet is ded (Fezzdog): we busy twerkin on stuff (Fezzdog): and working too (Neko Alice): Nyan~ (Neko Alice): inb4 everyone died from my amazing word up there ^ (Fezzdog): amded (TheScarletSword): a (Destructive Skitty): b (Fezzdog): 7 (Destructive Skitty): 8 (Fezzdog): who do we appreciate (Destructive Skitty): Not Kamina (Fezzdog): LOL (Fezzdog): qb (Fezzdog): pls (Destructive Skitty): :^) 4 Quote
Chevaleresse Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Chuckles: yea i come and go, i'm like the sun01:23:28 Murdoc-senpai: also, please just call me sarcus or murdoc01:23:35 Murdoc-senpai: lol01:23:38 Lord N: Okay Murdoc01:23:42 Murdoc-senpai: unless you really look up to me that much01:23:47 <1971>01:23:50Chuckles: if you stare directly at me for too long it might hurt Lord N: Chuckles want to play cards agents humanity?01:23:52 Murdoc-senpai: in which case continue to call me senpai01:23:59 Chuckles: sure if ya have the people01:24:03 Murdoc-senpai: lol chuckles01:24:06 Aaron: because you're so ugly, chuckles?01:24:07 <1959>01:24:09Aaron: jk ilu <3 Chuckles: we need at least 4 to make it good01:24:12 Murdoc-senpai: OOOOHHH01:24:13 <1892>01:24:13Lord N: http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=18 Lord N: Here you go01:24:15 Chuckles: I know all about your fanatical obsession with my body Aaron, it's okay01:24:33 <1971>01:25:05*** Chuckles suddenly wants a video of Aaron singing the song from Bye Bye Birdie about loving Conrad Birdie *** Lord N: There is the Link Chuckes01:25:20 Chuckles: ~we love you conrad, we swear it's true...~01:25:27 Aaron: i don't sing.01:25:34 Aaron: or video.01:25:36 Chuckles: awww01:26:10 <1971>01:26:16Chuckles: >Aaron doesn't....fun +Fezzdog: what is fun01:26:49 Chuckles: but then Aaron wait don't you have like a hundred home made sex tapes?01:26:52 Aaron: SHHHHHHHH01:26:58 Chuckles: :301:27:02 Aaron: ame would kill me if they got leaked01:27:14 <1959>01:27:17Aaron: bah dum tss <1971>01:27:32Chuckles: you got leaked Quote
Fezzdog Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 (09:47:53) Kyoyo: Ame, where were you during me and Godot (09:47:59) Kyoyo: 's pun war yesterday? (09:48:27) +The Queen of Hearts: Silently judging both of you. (09:48:31) Kyoyo: XD (09:48:44) Kyoyo: Why you judge us? (09:48:58) Kyoyo: We were only following in your footsteps. (09:49:12) +Godot: She was planning out our Pun-ishment (09:49:12) +The Queen of Hearts: I wasn't really, that just seemed like the best answer. (09:49:15) +The Queen of Hearts: That too. (09:49:19) Kyoyo: LOL (09:49:35) Kyoyo: She'll send us to the pun-atentiary (09:50:18) +The Queen of Hearts: And not give you a death sentence? You pundeserestimate me. (09:50:20) +The Queen of Hearts: Off with your head. (09:50:29) +Godot: gasp (09:50:42) +Godot: Ame is out for our heads (09:51:12) Kyoyo: We have to stay ahead of her and get out of here! (09:51:19) Kyoyo: Come Godot! We must flee! (09:51:43) +Godot: No! (09:51:51) Kyoyo: Wynaut! (09:52:00) +Godot: We must Face the threat ahead of us (09:52:20) Kyoyo: Eye don't know if that's the best decision. (09:52:45) +Godot: We gotta Bayleaf in ourselves! Only the gods nose how this will turn out! (09:53:21) Kyoyo: LOL (09:53:38) Kyoyo: I guess there's no Shaymin standing our ground. (09:53:49) Kyoyo: Ear it goes! The Queen of Hearts beheaded Kyoyo and Godot for their treeson. (09:54:33) Kyoyo left the channel. (09:54:33) Godot left the channel. (09:54:55) Godot joined the channel. (09:54:55) Kyoyo joined the channel. (09:55:01) Kyoyo: AME (09:55:01) +Godot: > (09:55:02) Kyoyo: R00D (09:55:08) +Godot: KYOYO (09:55:11) +Godot: WE MUST COMMIT (09:55:13) +Godot: MUTINY (09:55:16) Kyoyo: AGREED (09:55:23) +Godot: OFF WITH THE QUEEN'S HEAD! (09:55:37) *** Kyoyo throws an axe at her *** (09:56:52) *** The Queen of Hearts catches it *** (09:57:01) *** Godot screams *** (09:57:01) +The Queen of Hearts: come on, surely you can hatchet a better plan than that. (09:57:11) +Godot: No (09:57:19) Kyoyo: DAMN (09:57:23) Kyoyo: SHE'S TOO STRONKU (09:57:31) +The Queen of Hearts: Honestly, this battle isn't neck to neck. (09:57:34) +Godot: We never axed for this! (09:57:37) +The Queen of Hearts: I was ahead all along. (09:57:51) +The Queen of Hearts: From the very beginning, it was checkmate. (09:58:05) +Godot: We can't win this! (09:58:09) Kyoyo: IT'S NO USE (09:58:14) +Godot: Her nail polish is too baller (09:58:43) +The Queen of Hearts: speaking of which i broke a nail earlier and need to trim it up... brb (09:58:49) Kyoyo: OH wow (09:58:49) Kyoyo: Lol (10:00:54) +The Queen of Hearts: i was sad :c (10:01:35) Kyoyo: I bet you were. (10:03:25) +The Queen of Hearts: Yeah. But it's okay. Proper trimming is the cure for what nails me. 4 Quote
Gyaradoskiller Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 (21:29:37) Charli XCX: Illegal fireworks be like Boom Clap Quote
Bazaro Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) This is more or less how the chat ended up... (10:45:03) Aaron: i'll let you touch my unbreaking rod (10:45:15) +Amethyst: @ aaron maybe i am. i guess that depends on what you smell. (10:45:59) Aaron: ame is touching my rod.(10:46:02) Aaron: pls no.(10:46:04) Bazaro: confirmed (10:46:12) Sandusky: inb4 IKEA erotica(10:46:16) Astrid: aaron x ame(10:46:18) Jacze: ??(10:46:19) Bazaro: otp (10:48:14) +Amethyst: the only time im touching aaron is when im causing him physical pain. (10:48:21) Bazaro: o bby (10:48:28) Sandusky: Amethyst confirmed to do IKEA erotica(10:48:32) +Amethyst: ??????(10:48:35) +Amethyst: ????????????????????????????????????? (10:49:03) Sandusky: Named after the Swedish big-box store, IKEA Erotica describes the tendency of badly written sex scenes to be nothing more than "insert tab A into slot B" ad nauseam, as though the readers actually didn't know what goes where. (10:49:12) Pandora: What the holy fuck(10:49:13) Astrid: sandusky shhhhhhhhhh(10:49:17) Bazaro: LOL (10:49:50) ¼: ame has many slot b's if u get where im goin(10:49:51) ¼: c;c;c;c;c; (10:50:03) Aaron: i can confirm. (10:50:22) +Amethyst: i(10:50:22) +Amethyst: what (10:50:29) +Amethyst: you leave my slot b's out of this (10:50:33) Pandora: LOL(10:50:33) Astrid: that'+s the real shit(10:50:34) this: wait what(10:50:37) this: what (10:50:47) Aaron: i'll insert rod p into slot b.(10:50:49) Pandora: Shouldn't it be slot A (10:50:52) Aaron: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ... and then Ame died and we all lived happily ever after. The end. Edited July 5, 2014 by Bazaro 3 Quote
Arkhi Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 It's just short, sweet, and stupidly hilarious to me.(21:09:04) B. Guardian: so this one time at high school(21:09:17) Neko Alice: where everyone was high in school 1 Quote
RubyHeart Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 (05:18:52) Primal: What Does this Mean : "Elmosexual" 0_? ?(05:19:09) Alice The Vulpix: why does it matter? (05:19:19) Winter: ^(05:19:34) Primal: Just Found it On a Status Update just wondering.. (05:19:44) Alice The Vulpix: Yeah(05:19:51) Alice The Vulpix: Weavile's (05:19:55) Alice The Vulpix: google it(05:19:57) Alice The Vulpix: :3(05:20:50) Pineapple: ...Um. (05:21:14) Alice The Vulpix: HM slave (05:21:17) Alice The Vulpix: say anything abot it(05:21:20) Pineapple: When Alice says that you should Google it, it would be smart to NOT do that.(05:21:24) Primal: Playing Pokemon Legends Of The Arena!(05:22:43) Primal: Alice MY EYES MY BABIES MY EYES WHY WHY!! (05:22:49) Alice The Vulpix: hehehe(05:23:00) Pineapple: Told ya.(05:23:36) Primal: THATS IT YOUR NEXT ON THE TO TROLL LIST NEXT TO ASTRID AND TEMPEST!(05:24:04) Winter: Alice(05:24:04) Winter: why (05:24:06) Winter: :I(05:24:13) Alice The Vulpix: Because I can Quote
DJ Mewdeon ft Dan Punk Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 (00:11) Winter: skitty quick (00:11) Winter: say something smart (00:11) Destructive Skitty: 2=2=4 (00:11) Winter: ... (00:11) Destructive Skitty: Oh wait (00:11) Winter: nice (00:11) Destructive Skitty: :^) 10/10 what? 2=2=4 is completely correct in binary 3 Quote
Tempest Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 (05:18:52) Primal: What Does this Mean : "Elmosexual" 0_? ? (05:19:09) Alice The Vulpix: why does it matter? (05:19:19) Winter: ^ (05:19:34) Primal: Just Found it On a Status Update just wondering.. (05:19:44) Alice The Vulpix: Yeah (05:19:51) Alice The Vulpix: Weavile's (05:19:55) Alice The Vulpix: google it (05:19:57) Alice The Vulpix: :3 (05:20:50) Pineapple: ...Um. (05:21:14) Alice The Vulpix: HM slave (05:21:17) Alice The Vulpix: say anything abot it (05:21:20) Pineapple: When Alice says that you should Google it, it would be smart to NOT do that. (05:21:24) Primal: Playing Pokemon Legends Of The Arena! (05:22:43) Primal: Alice MY EYES MY BABIES MY EYES WHY WHY!! (05:22:49) Alice The Vulpix: hehehe (05:23:00) Pineapple: Told ya. (05:23:36) Primal: THATS IT YOUR NEXT ON THE TO TROLL LIST NEXT TO ASTRID AND TEMPEST! (05:24:04) Winter: Alice (05:24:04) Winter: why (05:24:06) Winter: :I (05:24:13) Alice The Vulpix: Because I can Why the fuck am I on the list!? 1 Quote
Reignited'Light Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 Kam. Don't be afraid of Ame. She won't bite. :3 (15:09:34) Destructive Skitty: How many rupees do you got?(15:09:43) Fruitdealer: hmm (15:09:45) Fruitdealer: rupees?(15:09:47) Fruitdealer: i got them(15:09:58) Fruitdealer: i have(15:10:00) Fruitdealer: 6418(15:10:02) Fruitdealer: :(15:10:04) Fruitdealer: p(15:10:32) Destructive Skitty: kk(15:10:37) Fruitdealer: >(15:10:39) Fruitdealer: why(15:10:42) Fruitdealer: i saw what you bought(15:10:43) Fruitdealer: >(15:10:49) Destructive Skitty: (15:10:56) Fruitdealer: usually you steal less tho(15:10:58) Fruitdealer: than you bought(15:10:59) Fruitdealer: the thing for(15:11:00) Destructive Skitty: ^(15:11:03) Fruitdealer: so it rip off(15:11:10) Destructive Skitty: lol But I can say(15:11:15) Destructive Skitty: I stole from Kam. :^)(15:11:17) Fruitdealer: >(15:11:21) Fruitdealer: il steel then back(15:11:28) Destructive Skitty: Ok.(15:11:32) Destructive Skitty: Buy the item then.(15:11:46) Fruitdealer: >(15:11:47) Fruitdealer: but first(15:11:50) Fruitdealer: to chaneg you avatar(15:11:52) Fruitdealer: and your(15:11:53) Fruitdealer: title(15:11:55) Fruitdealer: and your(15:12:07) Destructive Skitty: Ok. Buy them then.(15:12:08) Fruitdealer: cri goinna be broke after dis(15:12:14) Destructive Skitty: ^(15:12:17) Fruitdealer: >(15:12:18) Fruitdealer: kk(15:12:19) Fruitdealer: i will(15:12:33) Fruitdealer: first need to find the shop D:(15:14:13) Destructive Skitty: ^(15:14:19) Fruitdealer: (15:14:20) Destructive Skitty: Ask Ame lmao(15:14:23) Fruitdealer: found it >(15:14:25) Destructive Skitty: xD(15:14:27) Fruitdealer: no that would be to embarassing(15:14:30) Fruitdealer: >(15:14:31) Destructive Skitty: xD(15:14:37) Destructive Skitty: Inb4 Quotebook(15:14:41) Fruitdealer: nu(15:14:43) Fruitdealer: DONT(15:14:44) Fruitdealer: >(15:14:46) Fruitdealer: pls(15:14:47) Destructive Skitty: xD(15:14:47) Fruitdealer: D:(15:14:49) Fruitdealer: anything 2 Quote
Reignited'Light Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 (edited) Kam got #R3KT (15:36:43) Destructive Skitty: Here kam(15:36:43) Destructive Skitty: brb(15:36:46) ±ChanOp Notice: Fruitdealer is now the channel operator.(15:36:52) Fruitdealer: c:(15:36:52) Destructive Skitty: lol jk(15:36:53) Fruitdealer: yaya(15:36:55) Fruitdealer: D:(15:36:58) Fruitdealer: > (15:36:58) ±ChanOp Notice: Neko Alice is now the channel operator.(15:37:00) Fruitdealer: no(15:37:02) Destructive Skitty: :^)(15:37:04) Fruitdealer: but(15:37:07) Fruitdealer: she always afk :c(15:37:11) Fruitdealer: wow > c how it is Neko Alice has kicked Fruitdealer to death. He might not be Reborn.(15:37:33) Fruitdealer left the channel. (15:37:33) Neko Alice: what? Edited July 7, 2014 by DestructiveSkitty 3 Quote
Reignited'Light Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 (edited) Last QB Thing for today Maybe not (15:44:31) ±ChanOp Notice: Fruitdealer is now the channel operator.(15:44:34) Destructive Skitty: KK KAM(15:44:35) Destructive Skitty: >: ((15:44:51) ±ChanOp Notice: Destructive Skitty is now the channel operator.(15:45:05) Fruitdealer: :c(15:45:07) Fruitdealer: nightclub(15:45:08) Fruitdealer: c:(15:46:08) Neko Alice: was about to >>>> /setkick red grinded %s's face on the blazing hot steel floor then kicked them in the chest to shatter their ribs(15:47:05) Fruitdealer: ;[(15:47:17) ±ChanOp Notice: Neko Alice is now the channel operator.(15:47:18) Fruitdealer: thankfully you lose chanop(15:47:19) Destructive Skitty: kk Alice(15:47:20) Fruitdealer: nvm(15:47:24) Destructive Skitty: /setkick now(15:47:26) Fruitdealer: No :c(15:47:28) Destructive Skitty: c:(15:47:30) Neko Alice: what was that Kammy?(15:47:31) Fruitdealer: pls(15:47:33) Fruitdealer: you are(15:47:35) Fruitdealer: the best(15:47:39) Neko Alice: :3(15:47:40) Fruitdealer: c:(15:47:43) Neko Alice: You're safe(15:47:44) Fruitdealer: you should totally(15:47:45) Neko Alice: for now(15:47:46) Fruitdealer: try it on(15:47:48) Fruitdealer: someone else(15:47:50) Fruitdealer: that is not me(15:47:55) Neko Alice: that is you?(15:47:56) Neko Alice: okay(15:48:08) Tempest joined the channel. Neko Alice grinded Fruitdealer's face on the blazing hot steel floor then kicked them in the chest to shatter their ribs(15:48:08) Fruitdealer left the channel. (15:48:11) Destructive Skitty: gg(15:48:13) Neko Alice: xD(15:48:16) Destructive Skitty: Hey Tempest! (15:48:22) Fruitdealer joined the channel. (15:48:24) Tempest: Best way to walk in(15:48:25) Fruitdealer: > (15:48:28) Tempest: Kam getting kicked Edited July 7, 2014 by DestructiveSkitty 3 Quote
diana Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 for future reference, let's try to keep double/triple posting to a minimum, thanks Quote
Shamitako Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 (05:18:52) Primal: What Does this Mean : "Elmosexual" 0_? ? (05:19:09) Alice The Vulpix: why does it matter? (05:19:19) Winter: ^ (05:19:34) Primal: Just Found it On a Status Update just wondering.. (05:19:44) Alice The Vulpix: Yeah (05:19:51) Alice The Vulpix: Weavile's (05:19:55) Alice The Vulpix: google it (05:19:57) Alice The Vulpix: :3 (05:20:50) Pineapple: ...Um. (05:21:14) Alice The Vulpix: HM slave (05:21:17) Alice The Vulpix: say anything abot it (05:21:20) Pineapple: When Alice says that you should Google it, it would be smart to NOT do that. (05:21:24) Primal: Playing Pokemon Legends Of The Arena! (05:22:43) Primal: Alice MY EYES MY BABIES MY EYES WHY WHY!! (05:22:49) Alice The Vulpix: hehehe (05:23:00) Pineapple: Told ya. (05:23:36) Primal: THATS IT YOUR NEXT ON THE TO TROLL LIST NEXT TO ASTRID AND TEMPEST! (05:24:04) Winter: Alice (05:24:04) Winter: why (05:24:06) Winter: :I (05:24:13) Alice The Vulpix: Because I can OMG I made a thing, yay #equalrightsforelmosexuals Quote
Shadow Tack Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 So this happened. (18:57:16) Brasil Chupar Pollas: España puta(18:57:22) Brasil Chupar Pollas: Catalunya libera(18:57:32) Brasil Chupar Pollas: i inda indapendencia(18:58:10) Shadow Tack won against Pikachu47. (18:58:39) QuieresChuparPollas?: hola(18:59:07) Shadow Tack: ???(18:59:33) [XYZ•Queen]Ene: ...(18:59:41) Hukuna: I don't even....(18:59:47) Shadow Tack: neither do I...(19:00:00) Ethic: it's spanish(19:00:07) Hukuna: i know that much lol.(19:00:09) Shadow Tack: we know but still....(19:00:27) Ethic: he siad "Spain, B*****" for the first one(19:00:49) Branden: lol(19:00:53) Hukuna: oh I forgot you siad you knew some lol.(19:00:58) Ethic: then something about freedom and independence for the following messages(19:01:15) Shadow Tack: i got the following a bit(19:03:13) Shadow Tack: want to see what googlle translate says?(19:03:30) Ethic: google translate is useless(19:03:36) Shadow Tack: still.(19:03:42) Shadow Tack: it's amusing at times(19:03:47) Ethic: true^(19:03:55) Hukuna: lol.(19:03:57) Cakeodemon: jelly(19:04:19) Cakeodemon: as he leaves(19:04:22) Pikachu47: HOW(19:04:41) Shadow Tack: (18:57:16) Brazil Sucking Cocks: Spain whore(19:04:41) Shadow Tack: (18:57:22) Brazil Sucking Cocks: Free Catalunya(19:04:41) Shadow Tack: (18:57:32) Brazil Sucking Cocks: i inda indapendencia(19:04:41) Shadow Tack: (18:58:10) Shadow Tack won against Pikachu47.(19:04:41) Shadow Tack: (18:58:39) Want to Suck Cocks: hello(19:04:50) Shadow Tack: that's what he said.(19:05:17) Ethic: when did he say that last one?(19:05:35) Shadow Tack: they're both the same person(19:05:49) Shadow Tack: (18:57:16) Brasil Chupar Pollas: España puta(19:05:49) Shadow Tack: (18:57:22) Brasil Chupar Pollas: Catalunya libera(19:05:49) Shadow Tack: (18:57:32) Brasil Chupar Pollas: i inda indapendencia(19:05:49) Shadow Tack: (18:58:10) Shadow Tack won against Pikachu47.(19:05:49) Shadow Tack: (18:58:39) QuieresChuparPollas?: hola(19:06:04) Shadow Tack: so about 7 minutes ago(19:06:14) Ethic: Ah... i see. it's Fifa related...(19:07:01) Masterballballs refused your challenge. (19:07:01) Masterballballs refused your challenge. (19:07:19) Shadow Tack is idling. (19:07:39) Ethic: well... this is a great one for the reborn quote book(19:07:50) Shadow Tack: yep(19:07:54) Shadow Tack: xD Quote
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