~The Reborn Quotebook~

[Cowtao]

I hate myself.

I hate myself so much. ;w;

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

(01:16:55) Q: Nyrias...
(01:16:59) Fezzdoge: smells
(01:17:03) B. Guardian: bad
(01:17:06) Fezzdoge: rekt
(01:17:11) B. Guardian: 2x combo
(01:17:11) Q: aw you ruined it
(01:17:14) Manzu joined the channel.

Nyrias sentenced Fezzdoge and B. Guardian to eternal damnation by Chinese water torture.
(01:17:15) Fezzdoge left the channel.

(01:17:15) B. Guardian left the channel.

[Ojama Yellow]

Cowtao, I didn't know either ;-;

Also, Temp, I didn't know you were into that.

[Shamitako]

I hate myself.

I hate myself so much. ;w;

You are bad and you should feel bad >:c

[Shamitako]

(19:30:42) +Mashew: Amethyst
(19:30:43) +Mashew: https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10411374_10152035885980213_3621859099120338329_n.jpg
(19:30:44) +Mashew: your new pet
(19:30:45) +Mashew: <3
(19:30:55) not amethyst: am i a bad person for not having played ac3 yet
(19:30:55) Chuckles: AHHHH
(19:30:59) Chuckles: IT'S SO HIDEOUS
(19:30:59) dragon king left the channel.

(19:31:01) not amethyst: despite owning it
(19:31:04) Chuckles: MASHEW!!!!!
(19:31:10) +Mashew: Chuckles looked in a mirror again.
(19:31:15) Chuckles: ...
(19:31:19) not amethyst: kek
(19:31:22) AquaWind15: haha...I got that
(19:31:22) ~~~ Chuckles was beaten ~~~
(19:31:23) Chuckles left the channel.

[Joker]

(23:01:26) Yame: Jelly bby
(23:01:33) Jelly: /
(23:01:35) Jelly: ?
(23:01:41) Yame: <3
(23:01:55) Jelly: <4
(23:02:33) [星] Ryan C: <5
(23:02:47) Fezzdoge: >9000
(23:02:51) Jelly: ew no room in this triangle for you ryan
(23:02:54) Jelly: gowai
(23:03:08) Fezzdoge: Ryan's too big for you?
(23:03:12) Jelly: unf
(23:03:13) Yame: Triangle?
(23:03:29) [星] Ryan C: Jelly found that out...
(23:03:29) Jelly: c;
(23:03:36) *** [星] Ryan C sunglasses ***
(23:03:38) L: The hard way?
(23:03:40) Jelly: THEHARD WAY
(23:03:42) [星] Ryan C: ...fuck
(23:03:47) L:
(23:03:48) Yame: yum
(23:03:51) [星] Ryan C: swag completely stolen
(23:04:01) L: Get mad

Only I can make the puns around here. I hope you learned your lesson, Ryan.

[The Fush]

Only I can make the puns around here. I hope you learned your lesson, Ryan.

Um

excuse me

[chuckles]

(20:24:05) Chuckles: if you say L backwards he goes back to the 9th dimension from whence he came
(20:24:19) L: So you can come to me and make killing you easier?
(20:24:20) Tempest: Le
(20:24:33) L: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(20:24:33) Fezzdoge:
(20:24:35) ~~~ L was cordially invited to Tiny Tina's tea party. ~~~
(20:24:35) L left the channel.

[The Radiant Aeon]

(22:20:03) Lunatic Aeon: Reevee x Hilda?
(22:20:07) Tempest: TempxReevee
(22:20:07) *** Cubone smacks Fezzdog ***
(22:20:09) Lunatic Aeon: Huh...
(22:20:10) Lunatic Aeon: hot
(22:20:10) Tempest: It's canon
(22:20:14) Ruby Alice: Temp x Fezz
(22:20:14) Fezzdoge: alright, not gonna lie, I do love muhself some steak

[DashingStorm]

(13:58:21) RainbowDash: Nooooo Reborn doesn't support gambling-

(13:58:31) +Amethyst: you wanna bet?

I- Don't know.

[The Fush]

ame pls

[DashingStorm]

(16:17:58) Aaron: ALRIGHT, UGLY PEOPLE STEP ASIDE.
(16:18:09) Aaron: THEY CALL ME HERO, DEFENDER AND PILTOVER'S PRIDE.
(16:18:09) RainbowDash: Out you go, Aaron.
(16:18:20) Jacze: BURN
(16:18:24) Jacze: GET BURNED

(16:19:59) +Mczipo: Are you the law
(16:20:15) Aaron: i am the law yes
(16:20:17) +Mczipo: Are you really the law
(16:20:26) *** Aaron wears a plastic sherrif badge ***
(16:20:37) Sandusky won against best.

(16:20:47) FraRPetO joined the channel.

Mczipo shot Aaron.
(16:20:52) Nefalem: seems more like doofy ..
(16:20:52) Aaron left the channel.

(16:20:55) RainbowDash: LOL
(16:20:56) [beAts] left the channel.

(16:21:15) RainbowDash: Mczipo shot the sheriffffffffffff~
(16:21:17) Miku Hatsune: Oh shit
(16:21:25) Miku Hatsune: But he didn't shoo the deputy
(16:21:28) Miku Hatsune: *Shoot
(16:21:30) Nefalem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOiMff9P3H8 he is the law !
(16:21:30) Aaron joined the channel.

(16:21:32) Mikzal: get rekt, aaron
(16:21:33) Wendel: I shot the sherr-- Awwww :c
(16:21:35) RainbowDash: Hahaha
(16:21:39) Aaron: now you listen here you little shit
(16:21:53) +Mczipo: Mczipo has muted Aaron
(16:21:57) +Mczipo: Don't gotta listen
(16:21:59) +Mczipo: if ya can't speak
(16:22:00) RainbowDash: Double-whammy
(16:22:01) +Mczipo: :3
(16:22:08) Wendel: xD
(16:22:13) Aaron: i hate you so much
(16:22:26) +Mczipo: <3

[Diana]

(19:49:21) can't be bothered to think of a witty rename that would both be appropriate and carry the same meaning so you get this obnoxiously long rename that will probably take up the whole chat but you know what i'm over it: thank you

[Shamitako]

(21:27:11) Kyoyo: Well, it was her typo that started that hole ordeal.

Discussing the whole Rin boner thing... Making her life hard and whatnot ...Keyo makes the perfect typo

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

(00:52:43) +Lucifer: breloombot draws near
(00:52:45) Chuckles: i do reference things a lot i realize
(00:52:46) +Lucifer: i feel her.
(00:52:51) Chuckles: people don't always get them
(00:52:51) +Lucifer: get out while you can, chuckles.
(00:52:53) Kyoyo: Lol Mael
(00:52:55) Chuckles: oh no breloombot
(00:52:57) Chuckles: don't get me
(00:53:02) Chuckles: i'm scared lucifer
(00:53:03) +Cerebres: OOOH
(00:53:06) Chuckles: she will murder me
(00:53:08) +Cerebres: CAN I DO EET?
(00:53:10) +Lucifer: it's like hearing death's chains rattles while you're roaming Tartarus.
(00:53:12) Chuckles: i don't know
(00:53:13) TheScarletSword: >giving a heads up
(00:53:16) +Cerebres: she has done it before
(00:53:16) Chuckles: lol
(00:53:17) Chuckles: wow
(00:53:23) Chuckles: Lucifer you're killing me
(00:53:26) Kyoyo: Am I the only one that pctured a Breloom peeking around a corner?
(00:53:30) Chuckles: i'm going to have a heart attack
(00:53:34) Chuckles: i'm trembling
(00:53:39) Chuckles: oh breloombot
(00:53:39) Kyoyo: With this mischievous look in it's eyes
(00:53:50) +Cerebres: her
(00:53:53) Chuckles: why must you strike fear into the hearts of chuckles
(00:54:01) Chuckles: she'll use spore
(00:54:03) Chuckles: i bet
(00:54:07) Kyoyo: I never said it was Clarice though
(00:54:07) +Cerebres: Breloombot is a bitch, so therefore it is a her
(00:54:12) Chuckles: fuck this i give up
(00:54:17) Chuckles: i tried
(00:54:20) Kyoyo: I just said "A Brelloom"
(00:54:23) Chuckles: she's being a bitch
(00:54:25) big apple3: chuckles
(00:54:26) Chuckles: and not muting anybody
(00:54:30) Chuckles: XD
Chuckles has angered BreloomBot and was put to sleep!
(00:54:34) TheScarletSword: BAM
(00:54:37) [COOKIE]Pineapple: Clarice bby.
(00:54:38) [COOKIE]Pineapple: Pls.
(00:54:40) Kyoyo: LOL
(00:54:42) Kyoyo: REKT
Cerebres pulls the Javelin out of his heart and impales Chuckles!
(00:54:44) Chuckles left the channel.

(00:54:51) Kyoyo: Damn
(00:54:53) big apple3 left the channel.

(00:54:54) Kyoyo: Double rekt
(00:55:00) Wendel: DOUBLE KILL

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. As he appears he silences the nonbelievers, then and they are swiftly executed.

#Rekt

[Shanco]

Azery: Dratini egg Hatched
Azery: Yep It Has Ha and ESPEED + ADAMANT NATURE
Azery: WHO WANTS
Abbey Street: I'll trade you my bashful level 6 caterpie for it
Azery: RLY
Azery: ^^lol
Fezzdog: #worth
Aaron: i'd bash your level 6 cateripie, ryan-kun.
Azery: ikr
Abbey Street: ..........................
Fezzdog: that was wp
Aaron: did i just kill him
*** Yame hugs Ryan ***
Fezzdog: I think he's blushing too hard to respond
D. Skitty: Welp.
Yame: Pfft Fezz xD

[Reignited'Light]

MOAR REBORN QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >

Quote 1

(22:01:22) Cakeodemon: like you think talonflame weak is end of the world when we kill the fuck out of talonflame on a daily basis

Quote 2

(17:42:35) Slant: Slant: this is exactly the same team as d. skitty

(17:42:41) Slant: Secundum: why copy him?

(17:42:41) Slant: Slant: cause he's awesome

(17:42:41) Slant: Secundum: not....really.

(17:43:01) D. Skitty: He?

(17:43:20) D. Skitty: OH I GET IT.

(17:43:25) D. Skitty: I think?

(17:43:52) Slant: you're a she?

(17:44:02) D. Skitty: OH

(17:44:05) D. Skitty: Yeah.

(17:44:16) +Dark Desire: >pink name

(17:44:17) D. Skitty: I thought you meant Kam or someone. So I got confused.

(17:44:20) +Dark Desire: >has skitty in it

(17:44:23) +Dark Desire: slant pls

Quote 3

(19:32:32) [CG]CarlyRaeJepsen: Hey I just met you~

(19:32:41) D. Skitty: And this is crazy~

(19:32:58) KingK2468: my poop us carly rae jepson??

(19:32:58) [CG]CarlyRaeJepsen: but heres my number~

(19:32:59) D. Skitty: So shut up maybe?~

Quote 4

(19:49:22) +Nyrias: guys

(19:49:25) +Nyrias: D. Skitty is Satan

Note: This was a 3DS FC exchange and he saw my name when it registered. :3

Quote 5

(11:03:39) Bazaro: google chrome, y u so slow

(11:03:59) D. Skitty: It's all about Internet Explorer

(11:04:00) Bazaro: you're supposed to be fastest browser

(11:04:08) Bazaro: ew IE sux

Quote 6

[Reborn]Luna: And of course. How else would I learn to cook? Teaching myself would've resulted in a fire that would've looked like a fire Charlotte could've sparked

[Reborn]Luna: Charlotte is a pyromaniac, so I presume she would burn food more often than Amethyst.

KK. Done for now~

[Shanco]

[Reborn]Luna: Charlotte is a pyromaniac, so I presume she would burn food more often than Amethyst.

Low blow. Ouch.

[Tacos]

(04:23:36) +Midnight: also the thinking Cow was a girl thing was also justified
(04:23:40) +Midnight: because he uses nothing but girl avatars
(04:23:43) +Midnight: and acts like a girl
(04:23:58) Astaroth: But thinking I was one was completely unjustified.
(04:24:02) +Midnight: no because
(04:24:10) Astaroth: Yes because
(04:24:11) +Midnight: I only knew you were into guys and that's all I knew
(04:24:14) +Midnight: because you started talking
(04:24:18) +Midnight: when we were talking about dick shaped cakes
(04:24:22) +Midnight: <<
(04:24:24) not amethyst: ...
(04:24:30) not amethyst: Kinky.
(04:24:44) +Amethyst: ...so i just tabbed back
(04:24:47) +Midnight: LOL
(04:24:50) not amethyst: LOL
(04:24:51) Astaroth: LMAO
(04:25:05) +Midnight: do you still wanna come to Matt and I's wedding
(04:25:10) Astaroth: Hell yes
(04:25:38) +Amethyst: is the cake going to be phallus-shaped with vanilla "icing"?
(04:25:46) +Midnight: yes it will be
(04:25:46) not amethyst: AME PLS
(04:26:05) Astaroth: I can dig it.
(04:26:09) Tacos: Come on Ame its not a real dick cake without the vanilla icing
(04:26:22) not amethyst: This is true
(04:26:23) +Midnight: we'll also put a mechanism inside the cake that shoots the icing out of the top
(04:26:31) Astaroth: oh my god....
(04:26:35) Tacos: Is said mechanism edible?
(04:26:38) *** not amethyst dies. ***
(04:26:41) +Midnight: and when we kiss
(04:26:44) +Midnight: someone will activate it
(04:26:58) +Amethyst: ...all moral reservations aside, i'd love to see that, count me in.
(04:26:59) Astaroth: "You may kiss the groom"
(04:27:03) *** not amethyst was reborn only to dir again. ***
(04:27:04) Astaroth: SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
(04:27:06) not amethyst: FUCK
(04:27:07) +Midnight: and I'll feel sorry for anyone that happened to be sitting next to it
(04:27:15) Tacos: What if I ate it
(04:27:21) +Midnight: you can't eat the dick cake
(04:27:25) not amethyst: Tacos swallows.
(04:27:28) Tacos: will the penis cake ejaculate inside of me
(04:27:32) +Midnight: speakin-
(04:27:32) +Midnight: .
(04:27:34) Astaroth: ...
(04:27:41) +Midnight: i'm laughing too hard at that statement
(04:27:43) +Midnight: give me a minute
(04:27:45) +Amethyst: okAY SO ANYWAY THIS IS A PG 13 STATEMENT
(04:27:47) +Amethyst: .
(04:27:48) +Amethyst: server
(04:27:50) +Amethyst: not statement
(04:27:51) +Amethyst: idk
(04:27:52) Astaroth: lol
(04:27:54) +Midnight: a pg13 statement
(04:27:57) +Midnight: that statement only
(04:27:58) +Midnight: is pg13
(04:28:01) Astaroth: Indeed it was
(04:28:01) not amethyst: YES
(04:28:02) +Amethyst: was definitely not a pg13 statement
(04:28:04) Tacos: Hello and welcome to the Pokemon Reborn Statement
(04:28:11) +Amethyst: :<
(04:28:17) not amethyst: I cant breathe
(04:28:19) Tacos: i sorry ;-;
(04:28:30) +Midnight: speaking of tacos
(04:28:33) +Midnight: morgan is just lurking there
(04:28:37) +Amethyst: not-me can't breathe because of dick shaped cake
(04:28:37) +Midnight: soft taco bear do you live
(04:28:38) +Amethyst: super.
(04:28:40) +Amethyst: i'm leaving
(04:28:44) +Midnight: LOL
(04:28:48) Astaroth: NO]
(04:28:52) not amethyst: OH MY GOD
(04:28:53) Astaroth: DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN
(04:28:58) not amethyst: AME
(04:29:08) +Midnight: there's a phallus shaped object blocking his esophagus(?)
(04:29:08) Astaroth: DAMMIT
(04:29:11) not amethyst: AME YOURE NOT HELPING
(04:29:13) Astaroth: :/
(04:29:24) Astaroth: This is all sounding very oral sexy
(04:29:30) +Midnight: Earth to Soft Taco Bear
(04:29:31) +Midnight: do you read me
(04:29:41) Tacos: Soft Taco Bear is dead midnight
(04:29:47) Tacos: in the world of tacos there can only be one

Edited June 1, 2014 by Tacps&Flowers

[Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo]

(03:22:33) +Midnight: also the thinking Cow was a girl thing was also justified
(03:22:37) +Midnight: because he uses nothing but girl avatars
(03:22:40) +Midnight: and acts like a girl
(03:22:55) Astaroth: But thinking I was one was completely unjustified.
(03:22:59) +Midnight: no because
(03:23:06) Astaroth: Yes because
(03:23:09) +Midnight: I only knew you were into guys and that's all I knew
(03:23:11) +Midnight: because you started talking
(03:23:15) +Midnight: when we were talking about dick shaped cakes
(03:23:19) +Midnight: <<
(03:23:21) not amethyst: ...
(03:23:27) not amethyst: Kinky.
(03:23:33) Astaroth: True
(03:23:37) Astaroth: That was a funny convo
(03:23:41) +Amethyst: ...so i just tabbed back
(03:23:44) +Midnight: LOL
(03:23:46) +Midnight: hi Ame
(03:23:47) not amethyst: LOL
(03:23:48) Astaroth: LMAO
(03:24:02) +Midnight: do you still wanna come to Matt and I's wedding
(03:24:07) Astaroth: Hell yes
(03:24:22) not amethyst: Where do you live, even?
(03:24:33) Astaroth: Tennesseee
(03:24:35) +Amethyst: is the cake going to be phallus-shaped with vanilla "icing"?
(03:24:43) +Midnight: I live in Tennessee and Matt lives in Arizona but at some point we gonna commune in California
(03:24:43) +Midnight: and yes
(03:24:44) +Midnight: yes it will be
(03:24:44) not amethyst: AME PLS
(03:25:02) Astaroth: I can dig it.
(03:25:06) Tacos: Come on Ame its not a real dick cake without the vanilla icing
(03:25:11) Blade 12 joined the channel.

(03:25:19) guest7399 joined the channel.

(03:25:19) not amethyst: This is true
(03:25:20) +Midnight: we'll also put a mechanism inside the cake that shoots the icing out of the top
(03:25:28) Astaroth: oh my god....
(03:25:32) Tacos: Is said mechanism edible?
(03:25:35) *** not amethyst dies. ***
(03:25:38) +Midnight: and when we kiss
(03:25:39) Blade 12 left the channel.

(03:25:41) +Midnight: someone will activate it
(03:25:42) guest7399 left the channel.

(03:25:55) +Amethyst: ...all moral reservations aside, i'd love to see that, count me in.
(03:25:56) Astaroth: "You may kiss the groom"
(03:26:00) *** not amethyst was reborn only to dir again. ***
(03:26:00) Astaroth: SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
(03:26:03) not amethyst: FUCK
(03:26:04) +Midnight: and I'll feel sorry for anyone that happened to be sitting next to it
(03:26:13) Tacos: What if I ate it
(03:26:18) +Midnight: you can't eat the dick cake
(03:26:22) not amethyst: Tacos swallows.
(03:26:25) Tacos: will the penis cake ejaculate inside of me
(03:26:29) +Midnight: speakin-
(03:26:29) +Midnight: .
(03:26:31) Astaroth: ...
(03:26:38) +Midnight: i'm laughing too hard at that statement
(03:26:40) +Midnight: give me a minute
(03:26:41) +Amethyst: okAY SO ANYWAY THIS IS A PG 13 STATEMENT
(03:26:44) +Amethyst: .
(03:26:45) +Amethyst: server
(03:26:47) +Amethyst: not statement
(03:26:48) +Amethyst: idk
(03:26:49) Astaroth: lol
(03:26:51) +Midnight: a pg13 statement
(03:26:54) +Midnight: that statement only
(03:26:55) +Midnight: is pg13
(03:26:58) Astaroth: Indeed it was
(03:26:58) not amethyst: YES
(03:26:59) +Amethyst: was definitely not a pg13 statement
(03:27:01) Tacos: Hello and welcome to the Pokemon Reborn Statement
(03:27:08) +Amethyst: :<
(03:27:14) not amethyst: I cant breathe
(03:27:16) Tacos: i sorry ;-;
(03:27:26) +Midnight: speaking of tacos
(03:27:30) +Midnight: morgan is just lurking there
(03:27:34) +Amethyst: not-me can't breathe because of dick shaped cake
(03:27:34) +Midnight: soft taco bear do you live
(03:27:35) +Amethyst: super.
(03:27:37) +Amethyst: i'm leaving
(03:27:41) +Midnight: LOL
(03:27:45) Astaroth: NO]
(03:27:49) not amethyst: OH MY GOD
(03:27:50) Astaroth: DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN
(03:27:55) not amethyst: AME
(03:28:05) +Midnight: there's a phallus shaped object blocking his esophagus(?)
(03:28:05) Astaroth: DAMMIT
(03:28:09) not amethyst: AME YOURE NOT HELPING
(03:28:10) Astaroth: :/
(03:28:21) Astaroth: This is all sounding very oral sexy

Late night Reborn

[Tenshine]

Oh.

It was just as fun to read the second time

[Ojama Yellow]

(21:31:58) Kyoyo: I'm going to stuff my face I'll be back in a sex

[Tempest]

(19:25:52) Allen Douch Hat: art thoueth butt bragesteth penis magikarp

(19:26:06) Tempest: The fuck?

(19:26:47) Bazaro: and the MakesNoSenseAwards2014 go to...

(19:27:24) Arkhidon: Good, I made it in time for the ceremony

(19:28:04) Jacze: what ceremony?

(19:28:35) Arkhidon: 2014 MakesNoSense

(19:28:39) Tempest: Are you Mael Jacze?

(19:28:44) Tempest: He's drunk too

(19:28:54) Jacze: no

(19:28:57) Jacze: I'm not drunk

(19:29:20) Jacze: but it's 1:30 AM and I have been known to get murderous at this hour

(19:29:23) Bazaro: can you type a straight line for us?

(19:29:34) Jacze: Especially to the snarky ones.

(19:29:46) Tempest: Is this a threat?

(19:29:50) Arkhidon: We need you to |

(19:29:54) *** Tempest stabs Jacze ***

(19:30:06) Jacze: I would say no it's a warning, but that's effort.

(19:30:17) Jacze: And pls stab somewhere important

(19:30:37) *** Tempest stabs Jacze in the heart ***

(19:30:54) Jacze: Who needs a heart these days?

(19:31:17) Tempest: The people who want to live

(19:31:21) ~~~ Jacze does. ~~~

[Chevaleresse]

it was mostly this:

(03:27:34) +Amethyst: not-me can't breathe because of dick shaped cake
(03:27:35) +Amethyst: super.
(03:27:37) +Amethyst: i'm leaving

[Shamitako]

(19:57:23) Snow-chan: You're not surprised I have multiple teddy bears?
(19:57:24) Kyoyo: No

(19:57:36) Kyoyo: I would
(19:57:36) Kyoyo: I plan on it
(19:57:36) Snow-chan: But you are surprised I have multiple kitchen knives?

(19:58:40) Kyoyo: Yes
(19:58:41) Kyoyo: Wait
(19:58:43) Kyoyo: Nevermind
(19:58:45) Kyoyo: I realize
(19:58:46) Snow-chan: Lol
(19:58:50) Kyoyo: How ass backwards this is
(19:58:55) Kyoyo: I just rememberd who I'm talking to
(19:59:04) Kyoyo: I thought I was talking to someone who wasnt' a killer

He's surprised I have multiple kitchen knives >_> What'd he think I was washing when I did the dishes? Plates?