Autumn Rain Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 Cain in Shelly's gym when Heather pushed him.
Chase Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 - 50 Shades of Bull (riding a Tauros and interacting with a Miltank - What kind of father doesn't let his kid go and beat up bad guys? (Heather) - I'm your worst fucking nightmare, Sigmund. (Sapphira) - (player) is all glowy! (Anna) - you just gotta wear the right hat for the job (Radomus) - I didn't know you were like that, (player) (<3)
Locust Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 "Do we have a diagnosis" "Ah yes I believe I do" "Royally f*cked!" Charlotte and I think Shelly I may be wrong on that one.
MooGoesTheMaid Posted March 25, 2015 Posted March 25, 2015 My favorites are almost all of Cain's, Terra's and Charlotte's lines and if it even counts the signs on the way to the Beldum.
Monochrome_Complex Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 Some of the stuff the NPC trainers you fight are funny too. "I see you walkin dem tracks, you think you hot but you AIN'T." like dude why are you so salty? "Shit man. Like the park is all fucked up and shit." idk it's just jarring to hear this in a pokemon game lol. "Look what the cat dragged in. -uses glameow and meowth- Looks like I'm just lost paws." totally cheesy but still amusing. Also some dude in peridot says you gotta rock the swag homes or something...lol. I also love ms craudberyy cursing out the police officer.
PsychoticPudu Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) -So you're just going to tell people how to beat my daughter? Is that even fair?-It's tradition...-Nawh, it's bullshit.-So, Titania, tell us about yourself!-No, thanks.*leaves* Edited March 27, 2015 by PsychoticPudu
LordWallace Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 "This TM contains the move Bullshit, it creates a field of bullshit that slows down Pokemon when they step in it"
Helia Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Pretty much anything Terra said, yeah. But mostly: HAD THAT BITCH ON HER KNEES COVERED IN KETCHUP. WH4T. Soooooooo whaddaya want from me? gym badge? ye? polly want a gym badge? polly want a tragic backstory explaining why I joined team meteor? no but literally chaos is like sex. hot. steamy. sex.
Another Felix Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 If you're gonna tie me up, at least ask for my safe word - Cain WHAT THE F*** IS A PHYSICS? - T3RR4
Monochrome_Complex Posted March 31, 2015 Author Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) 'Yeah some real fruity looking guy, wore fishnet stockings and wouldn't stop singing. Wait you know that guy? Haha you WOULD." -Fern. This line always cracks me up, even funnier if you're playing a dude. Edited March 31, 2015 by Monochrome_Complex
Foamy Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Shelly: Please give us the ring! Heather really needs it back! Blake: Well since you asked so nicely, I think I will Shelly: Really? Blake: LOL no. Get wrecked. I wish Ame had kept the dialogue from the Episode 14 preview. "Lol, no. Get baited, son."
Developers Samtale Posted April 2, 2015 Developers Posted April 2, 2015 I did like Charlotte calling Cain "princess cain" I like almost everything Charlotte says she does not give two S#*$@
mashonem Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Terra *After failing to smash the PC with her big ass hammer* "awwwh boobiecakes, i missed" *Once again mentioning how she 'tames' Ciel* "HAD THAT B!TCH ON HER KNEES, COVERED IN KETCHUP. WH4T" *After going on another of her long ass tangents when there are other things that need to be done* "aw fuckmonkies, furgot this wuz supposed to be a dramatic scene or sumthin'" *When being given that mean work during her gym battle* "FUCK!!!!! THE WHAT!!!!! *When giving us the not-Earthquake TM* "THAT TM CONTAINS THE MOVE BULLSHIT. IT CREATES A FIELD OF BULLSHIT THAT LOWERS POKEMON'S SPEED WHEN THEY STEP IN IT" Samson & Ciel *Just before Terra is confronted* Ciel: Oh, Samson, what brutish slander are you muttering about me now? Samson: I was just telling (PC) about the thong you're apparently wearing. Ciel: ...Right, we're going to try this again, you and I. *Ciel leaves and re-enters* Ciel: Hello (PC) and the ever-cordial Samson. How are you each on this fine day? Cain & Terra *When viewing the supposedly data point leading to Ametrine City* Terra: awh dat one? i call him timmy. his hobbies include cross-stitching, motorbiking, and planting lizards in the knicker drawers of old ladies Cain: I like Timmy There was also the various exchanges that occur before battling Samson, between Cain and Aya and between the Circus Triumvirate members, but I unfortunately can't find any of that dialogue
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