Corrupt Wish Game

[Maelstrom]

Granted, they gain the ability of flight, but lose the ability to control their bowels. Bring an umbrella.

I wish I had more time to be on the computer.

[Yuki]

Granted, but now you have less time to sleep.

I wish I had the next volume of Runaways.

[Eternal Edge]

Granted, but you're now blind and deaf.

I wish I could express myself properly.

[Maelstrom]

You can, but no one will listen.

I wish we had real restrooms around here.

[Bullet]

They exist, but are off limits to you

I wish for a Pikachu

[Ikaru]

Granted. It comes to you pre-KO'd.

I wish for ALL the things!

[Yuki]

Granted, it's the loveliest stuffed animal you've ever had the liberty to hug.

EDIT: fuck you ninjkaru :c

Granted, you're crushed beneath them.

I wish my dad would start doing Pizza Mondays again.

I'm going through pizza withdrawal.

[Bullet]

He does, you get fat off pizza, develop diaetes, and have a heart attack

I wish for a nice fluffy pillow

[Yuki]

Granted, it's made of wool. Steel wool.

I wish it was tomorrow already.

[Maelstrom]

She is here, but you can't see or hear her.

I wish for dark powers that will allow me to rule the world.

[Joker]

Granted. But, Aliens come down to Earth and take you into their UFO and anal probe you before you could use it. (I think this was a little weird.)

I wish for a magical talking Taco.

[Ikaru]

Granted; it talks too much and you never have a moment alone again in your life, because if you try to eat it, it screams

I wish actually making myself a better person was easier @.@

[Poetic]

Granted, but now you are such a nice person that you cannot say no to anybody and end up going to prison for helping a bank robber flee the scene.

I wish my fiance's cousins weren't so annoying.

[Bullet]

They die, dead people aren't very annoying.

I wish for a big red airplane.

[Joker]

Granted. While out flying it, you crash into a mountain.

I wish, for an army of Sceptile!

[Poetic]

Granted, but they die because of the lack of pokemon food. You just made an army of Sceptile die of starvation, you monster.

I wish that I was a superhero.

[Joker]

NOOOO! NOT THE SCEPTILE! ;~:

*Sniff* Granted, but your only power is to shoot poop out of your mouth.

*Sniff* I wish my army of Sceptiles were still alive. ;A;

[Makusho98]

Wish granted, but they soon die again moments later.

I wish I wasn't so stupid. ;_:

[Bullet]

Granted; you're not stupid, you're just in a coma.

I wish for moar rupees

[Noivy]

Granted, but now you must battle everyone and suffer from chronic hax syndrome

I wish I had my T95 already

[Hyouka]

When you finally get it you lose your hands, feet, and face.

I wish I was a dragon

[Eternal Edge]

Granted but you wish you were a human now.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

[Mashew]

Granted but you divided by 0 therefore corrupting the wish

I wish for Edge to find happiness. <<

[Hyouka]

Granted but now you are upset

I wish I was op like (Insert op LoL champ here)

[Poetic]

Granted, but now everyone hates you because you are op.

I wish that reborn would stop crashing.