Corrupt Wish Game

[The Fush]

Granted, but then Dialga's like 'NO TIME CONTROL FOR YOU MATEY' and ROT's you into distant space.

I wish that the people of LoL don't always call luck or ragequit.

[Mystic Jack]

Granted, the game was shut down. (Ha, I wish).

I wish I was a saiyan.

[Kaito]

Granted. Unfortunately, you were on Planet Vegeta when Frieza blew it up, and died.

I wish I had a decent pair of headphones...

[Noivy]

Since Im in a fould mood, this will be my way of venting it.

Granted. But they cost so much that you are now in debt.

I wish the fucking fire alarm didnt go off in the middle of a math test .-.

[The Fush]

Granted. It went off at lunch.

I wish that Riolu never had prankster, or anything that made it more powerful.

Edited April 28, 2012 by BeaverRoo

[Noivy]

Granted. Instead, it now has Wonder Guard. and base 400 HP

I wish that My Nintendo WiFi didnt fuck up

[Poetic]

Granted, now it doesn't work at all.

I wish I had the powers of Viewtiful Joe. Henshin-a-go-go!

[Skeleton]

Granted. Then you died.

I wish people would at least give me a fucking chance.

[The Fush]

Granted. It lasts for a second.

(Io, you messed up on the corruption. Look at the second part of my wish...)

I wish that Bone Goose would come.

[Summer]

Granted. In a pot.

I wish I could live forever

[The Fush]

Granted, but you rapidly look older and then disintegrate and live as a pile of dust *puts in said pot*.

I wish that I would stop mixing up Mael and Wolf.

[Mystic Jack]

Granted. You mix up everyone else though.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

[Bluewolf]

Granted. You are fish flopping on a table before the head is cut of.

I wish I was a blue dragon.

[The Fush]

Granted. It has no legs, can't breathe fire, looks like something else and is paralyzed.

I wish that I could be found funny to other people.

[Skeleton]

Wish granted. They just laugh at your face now, though..?

I wish Whimsicott's shiny form is purple.

[The Fush]

Granted, but then Kennen comes in and says "NOPE!".

I wish upon a star.

[Skeleton]

Wish granted, the star fell out of the sky and fell onto you. Now you're dead.

I wish I could sound less creeper-ish when saying I want to watch Chrona sleep. : D

[The Fush]

Granted, but you suddenly turned into a boy so it was REALLY creepy anyway.

I wish for a pebble with 3 stars painted on to it sitting on top of an altar with torches that enamate blue fire.

[Epic C]

Granted, But Pebble comes to life, catches on fire, and throws itself at your hair

I wish Magikarp could learn Sheer Cold and Fissure and have 200 max speed

[TheOneAndOnlyEnigma]

Done! But its a nuzlocke server.

I wish i could have a wish machine that could give me infinite wishes!

[The Fush]

Granted. Ziggs blows it up.

I wish Ziggs blew up Summer.

[Epic C]

Granted, but instead, he blows it up with a foul stench.

I wish i was more lucky on rotmg D:

Edited June 10, 2012 by Epic C

[The Fush]

Granted. You and all your team suddenly gets owned when just about to kill a mad god form though.

I wish that I didn't suck so bad at LoL.

[Epic C]

Granted. But now you suck so much that noobs could pwn you easily

I wish the minecraft update would come out already X[

[The Fush]

Granted, but there are giant blocky monkeys who bite you and you die.

I wish that I could steal baron with a ziggs ult.