Corrupt Wish Game

[Stein]

Your wish has been granted! But all his internet died.

I wish everyone would love Yaoi~

Where have you been all my life?

You do and it gives you forever third degree burns.

I WISH FOR ALL THE SOCIAL LINKS!

[Skeleton]

Wish granted! But they're broken links D:

I wish Shizuo Heiwajima was real~

[Ikaru]

Wish granted. He hates you.

I wish I could care less.

[Maelstrom]

Wish granted, you are now dead and beyond all cares.

I wish the care packages from my mom would come in already.

[Skeleton]

Wish granted! But someone stole them 10 seconds after they came in.

I wish my maths teacher would die. D:<

[Phazer]

Granted, but then your grandparents teach it as a duo.

I wish for a sandwich, with tomato.

[Yuki]

Wish granted, it's moldy and rotten.

I wish my hair looked fabulous all the time, and not just when I straightened/combed it in the morning.

[Ikaru]

Granted, you have a week before it all falls out.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive and/or more productive.

[Maelstrom]

Granted, you are now determined to dig yourself into a deep, deep hole of no return. You just don't realize it yet.

I wish I had the time to watch all the DVD's I brought with me.

[Yuki]

Granted, you've lost both your legs and the only job they have for you is paperwork, leaving you tons of idle time.

I wish I wasn't so insensitive to some people.

[Ikaru]

Granted; you're now extremely sensitive to ALL the people.

I wish for a hug

[Stein]

Wish granted, but you self destruct. (Silly Ikaru)

I wish my headache would go away.

[Maelstrom]

It does, but now you have an upset stomach and a killer tooth ache.

I wish they had sent me the right converter box.

[Skeleton]

Wish granted! They send a new one to you. But it turned out to be the left one. *shot for bad joke*

I wish Shizaya was canon.

[Zasel]

Granted, but he goes yaoi for Izaya and never fights again. (That works. I think)

I wish I didn't just eat the last Dorito.

[Yuki]

Granted, but now you can't stop eating until you throw up.

I wish I could just go to sleep.

[Skeleton]

Wish granted! You will only wake up when your prince kisses you~ <33

I wish I had friends that didn't lie to me.

[Maelstrom]

Wish granted. You now have one friend and it's the one who annoys you more often than not.

I wish Pokemon Gray would come out already.

[Zasel]

Granted, but it's only available in latin.

I wish I could live in an anime.

[Joker]

Granted. But you die in the first episode.

I wish for all the tacos in the world.

[Ikaru]

Granted. I hope your bathroom is easily accessible.

I wish I wasn't slowly becoming a major cynic.

[Stein]

Wish granted. You're a major cynic NOW!

I wish I was on a boat.

[Zasel]

Granted. But, alas, you have no Flippy-Floppies.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Joker]

Granted. You then get eaten by a shark.

I wish I had a talking Zebra,

[Yuki]

Granted, he is also a man-eating zebra.

I wish all the ban evaders would die.