Maelstrom 312 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 My name is Oliver Queen. After five years in hell, I have come home with only one goal- to save my city. Now others have joined my crusade, to them I'm Oliver Queen. To the rest of Starling City I am someone else. I am something else. My name is Barry Allen. And I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I am an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the Flash. You know the goal is to take the quotes and attribute them to somebody else to make it funny/ironic. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 OMG I'm white and nerdy! - Stephen Hawing, of course Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny 27 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." - Schrödinger, talking with his cat. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 "Under pressure" - Neil Diamond Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "I have an unfortunate personality." -Fern "The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." -Dumbledore "We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do." -The Cheshire Cat "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." -Gandalf Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Ta-da! It's...gone." - a pencil sharpener Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 All about that Bass- Megaman Traynor Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the motherf***er burn!" - Marinus van der Lubbe or Hitler, but the former is more correct... Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - hookah smoking caterpillar, Alice in Wonderland (orig Elbert Hubbard) Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Fox News (orig. Mark Twain) I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Tony Stark (orig Winston Churchill) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes- Pepper Potts (orig Jim Carrey) Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing- Shade (Robert Benchley) I love deadlines. I like the wooshing sound they make as they fly by- Terra (Douglas Adams) Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 "It's raining men! Hallelujah!" - Freddie Mercury Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 "Never tell me the odds!" -- A guy obsessed with even numbers Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Godot 132 Posted May 26, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted May 26, 2015 How hilarious, I activate my trap card, Now prepare to die! - Magic the Gathering Flavor Text Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 "What's the most you lost on a coin toss?" - Harvey Dent Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny 27 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Puns are the highest form of literature." - Amethyst Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 "Puns are the highest form of literature." - Amethyst You sure that isn't a quote from her? It would make way too much sense... "I believe I can fly" - Leonardo Da Vinci Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 "See I'm not crazy, I'm just ahead of the curve" -- Gauss Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "It's all downhill from here." - Poisson Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 "After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb" -- Gregor the Mountain Cleagane. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 "What's more important than catching pokemon?" - Ash Ketchum Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 "What's more important than catching pokemon?" - Ash Ketchum The point is to have someone else say the words. Ash probably said that. "Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mothaf*cka!" -- James Watt Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps. - Albert Einstein ._. Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 As long as you live, you'll be killing people. Bit by bit, slowly. You'll be spreading your toxicity around them. As long as you live, you'll be making people live. Bit by bit, slowly. You're giving them the blessing that is life, slowly and surely. And when you die.. that's when you'll know how many people you have killed or revived. - Unknown Again, read the description on the first page. Your post belongs in the thread 'Quotes', somewhere found in Etcetera. Here, the joy is about sticking a quote on someone that didn't say it for an interesting combination. All of that, or I'm not getting it... Baby you are firework! - Mulan Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Again, read the description on the first page. Your post belongs in the thread 'Quotes', somewhere found in Etcetera. Here, the joy is about sticking a quote on someone that didn't say it for an interesting combination. All of that, or I'm not getting it... Baby you are firework! - Mulan Woops. Lemme fix that real quick... Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 "I'm free, free falling" - Corey Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 "It's-a-me! Mario!" -- Mario Balotelli Link to post Share on other sites
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