NickCrash 250 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Have you ever considered how the importance of a phrase is determined by the person who said it?This thread is entitled to altering the meaning of famous quotes and the best way to do so is... have a different person recite them. We mean to offend nobody. This is purely for comedy and should be treated as such. Shall I start?"They see me rollin', they hating" -- Steven Hawking Link to post Share on other sites
zimvader42 5 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else." -- Satoshi Tajiri Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" -- Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
zimvader42 5 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." -- Justin Bieber Link to post Share on other sites
VoxelHeart 0 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "Gotta catch em' all!" - Albert Pujols Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" -- Adolf Hitler Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "This is illegal you know?" - Mayor Kravindish "My cakes will burn!" - George the Baker "Did you bring a light?" - Luigi "No" - Mario Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" -- George Bush Link to post Share on other sites
Rawr-Ma-Ama 0 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets." - Dracula Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted February 28, 2015 Author Share Posted February 28, 2015 "I have a dream" -- Freddy Krueger Link to post Share on other sites
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NickCrash 250 Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 "You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho" -- Aristotle Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 "My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."- Andrew Ryan Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 The whole is more than the sum of its parts - FrankensteinGet busy livin', or get busy dyin' - The Bee Gees We cannot learn without pain - CIA Only the educated are free - Kim Jong Un The wisest men follow their own direction - One Direction If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both - Hugh Hefner Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 "I can't in good conscience allow the U.S. government to destroy privacy, internet freedom and basic liberties for people around the world with this massive surveillance machine they're secretly building."- Richard Nixon Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 "Ball so hard, mothaf*ckers wanna find me" -- Anne Frank Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others - Any sperm donor ever. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... See?" -- Sasha Grey "I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint. You let five people die. Then you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold" -- Subzero "There's only minutes left. So, you'll have to play my game... if you wanna save one of them" -- Pikachu Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I wanna be the very best, no-one ever was - Osama Bin Laden Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -God "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." -Ariel, "The Little Mermaid" Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Do you want to live forever?!- Jack the Ripper Hasta la vista, baby- Nacho Libre Link to post Share on other sites
catman9222 0 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Make a contract with me to become a magical girl! - Luna Strong pokemon, weak pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people. - Silver I don't need a weapon, my friends are my power! - Gilgamesh Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" -- Jesus Link to post Share on other sites
laggless01 51 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Gotta catch'em all! - Hitler Link to post Share on other sites
catman9222 0 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 You deny the darkness in your soul, you deny your power. - Uncle Ruckus (No relation) Link to post Share on other sites
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