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Can you write an epic detailing your events in Reborn over the years?

I was formed from the coldness or reality. Created from the ashes of both Alpha Omega and Sakuna Uta. Carved out from the community as an idol of the people and it's steak terrorist. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't even see kindness until I was already a man, by then it was nothing but blinding. I am, the alpha cow.

how come sometimes when i wipe i always have poo left on my butt no matter how hard i try? it's like it's a brown factory down there and i just cant ever get it all.

Moo....

Translation: Poor question. Learn to have proper hygiene.

Why are people doing this :c

Moo! Moo moo moo.

Translation: Because why not?

Hot or not?

Depends. Are we talking about you? <3

The things that go on in this forum.......

Anyhoo, how did you first hear of pokemon reborn and what made you play it?

shofu. shofu. shofu.

*shofu intensifies*

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Why do you like cows??

I was kinda given this name by my dad. I started liking Cows because they represent a lot of things. The colors of their hides represent Taoism. Their product and being used for a lot of food represents the great foods of america. Their fame represents themselves as mascots for a bomb Chicken Restaurant. It's Mooving for me. c:

Uh... what's your favorite color? :T

I love threads like these but I never know what to ask. XD

Blue.

Sometimes light blue.

How do you feel about this song?

Moo!!! ;-;

Translation: Bob is that you? ;-;

Do you like pie?

Why did you name yourself Cowtao?

I do fancy some pie. Mostly Pumpkin Pie and Apple Pie.

Name was given by my dad who played WoW. (World of Warcraft) I have explained this name so many times so ask somebody about my names meaning. >:I

So, what career or job do you want or have already?

Moo?

Translation: Isn't it obvious? Cows work were all cows work. In the farm

Though literally I am unemployed. I would like to work as a disc jockey for a radio, something within the music field, possibly something involving musical engineering.

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Are you a cannibal Cownibal? If so, what is your favorite thing beef flavored to eat?

You guys realize I do eat beef too correct? This cow persona is just a ruse.

I eat lots of beef. I find it kinda bland in taste compared to Chicken or something more saucy like Steak or Porkchops. Beef flavored favorite meal would have to be cheeseburgers. Simply american to have some beef, cheese, bacon, some sauce, and topped off with two buns to call it an amazing american sandwich. c:

Shoot.

Favorite Walking Dead Character, Alive or Dead.

Shane. (Dead) / Carl (Alive)

He was everybodies favorite character to hate.

Carl > Rick Grimes. COOORAL

What do you think of Go Go Nippon ~ First trip to japan? :Kappa:

Meh.

I prefer Katawa Shoujo.

what am i doing with my life

Nothing

Like a cow does. :3

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