Know I'm gonna sound like a retard, but I will share a story.
I start a LoL game with my friends, and I start getting fed... unusual for me, but CONTINUING on, all of a sudden the LoL client crashes on me, and i take like 5 minutes to reconnect. In those 5 minutes, the enemy team gets fed and we get our asses kicked and then we lose. FUCK YOU, big fat slow derpy computer!
"But Roo, why aren't you on your super fast laptop with bigger everything instead?"
Because my Dad bought some new internet with a router and all and it was worse than the old one. Youtube videos buffered mid-watching, pages took long to load and WORST OF ALL, it caused my laptop to skyrocket my ping whenever i played LoL. I checked graphics cards and firewalls, restarts, and all else, but to no avail. So I can't play LoL on my super fast laptop because of my new internet.
All I can say is, FUCK YOU VIRGIN MEDIA.
Shoulders still ache 10 hours later.