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Puppet Master: beware the Xenpurgis. Player: the wha- Puppet master: yeets us back to consciousnesses Player: Xenpurgis... Xenpurgis...like... Walpurgis? Like Walpurgisnacht? What is this Madoka Magica?! Puppet Master: from somehwere would you like to make a contract?~ Player: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Later Player: and thats why you all woke up to my scream shattering every glass in the house. Melia: Seems Legit.

Take your time and rest up Jan!

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Angie: do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Arceus? Player: do you have time to talk about our lord and savior My foot up your ass? Angie: rude. Player: YOU ARE LITERALLY REIGNING OVER A TOWN LIKE A TYRANT!

Angie: The world will know Arceus's cold truth, but first may i have your name? Player: Uh... Player Name? Ominous Church Bell Angie: ...no way...(!) Player: what...? Angie: "Player Name" Player: yeah...? Angie: Could you spell that? Player: I N T E R C E P T O R "P L A Y E R N A M E" Angie: ....Oh Arceus above i have seen your wisdom and my faith is renewed. props to who ever gets this reference.

*meanwhile, in the bad future* Madame X: with the Time Diamond we can return to the past and you two can fix your fuck up. Melia: so its a LITERAL MacGuffin Crystal. Madame X: No, a Macguffin would be the Magma Stone you needed to get to access valor mountain, not the Time Diamond. Player: How do you even know about that? Madame X: Shredded Cheese, now, shall we continue to plan how were going to fix this fuck up or are you two going to bother me about my favorite fruit next? Player: well i mean- Madame X: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION *Player name*! I swear i'm going to st

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Madame X: *kills mom* Chorus: mmmm what'cha saaaaay~ Madame X: You thought you were strong together. And here you are now. Let this be a lesson. Numbers do not help. Friends do not help. Nothing ever helps. No one ever- wait... thats the wrong script can we do that again? Player: YOU KILLED MY MOTHER NO WE CANT DO THAT AGAIN! Madame X: Says you. *poof, time travel*

Prof. Jenner: Ok Ok just a little more and ill have gotten this Nim girl to safety and maybe my daughter wont hate me- Geara: This bitch empty, YEET! Prof. Jenner: OH DEAR GO- Later Geara: Im tired of this, YEET! Player: Oh shit thats lava. Even Later Crescent: YEET! Geara: so THATS what that like OH DEAR GOD EVERYTHING HURTS!

Good to know about that Mac version cause my friend has been wanting to play it but shes got Mac. I look forward to the update!

Would you like to talk about our Lord and Savior? Arceus? Whos that? I only know Melia.

Oh god that IS what happened isnt it. Just how high is his charisma stat?!

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Im willing to bet its Rorim.

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