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Geara: welp, now that the player is dead we can get Melia to madame X. Come on Zetta. Zetta: ..good lord this whole thing was a shit show. And also i think Melias been traumatized by seeing the player fall in lava. Geara: and im supposed to care why? Zetta: because- Player: I lived BITCH! Geara: wha- Crescent: teleports behind geara Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru! Geara: Nani?! Dranna: kore ga.... requiem da. Geara: KUWA?! Geara: KUWA?! Geara: KUWA?! After blowing up the teleporter Zetta: sigh Thats why. I swear nobody ever listens to the Solosis turned Melia clone... just throw the damn pokeball, i can see you preparing it. Crescent: YEET! Crescent caught a Zetta! Zetta was transferred to the Puppet Masters Nightmare City in Gym Information Kiosk number 11! Nastasia: and thats everything that happened on Valor Mountain. Madame X: Ok... now tell me that again but WITHOUT the internet memes.

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Melia: For the last time player, this isnt madoka magica. Player: But it is! Rifts are witches, Xenpurgis is Walpurgisnacht and Mega Audino can purify rifts! Erin: what about Kyubey? Player: ....well weve never seen Madame X fully without her mask... Melia: this quarantine is really getting to you huh? Player: Oh no i just havent slept in about 2 weeks because the puppet master keeps blasting Caramelldansen all over the Nightmare City. Erin: ...what is this early two thousands youtube? Aelita: hes been playing "Wake me up inside" when ever ive tried to sleep. Erin: .... definitely early two thousands youtube. Melia: .... Shouldnt those two songs be switched?

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Cera: Lady Angie it seems the world is being ravaged by something called the... Volcorona Virus? no no the Corona Virus my mistake. It seems everyone must remain at least 6 feet apart for safety among other assorted things. Angie: Six feet apart you say? Cera: Yes M'lady. Angie: So youre saying that nobody may do such sinful things like hand holding anymore? Cera: ...Yes M'lady...? Angie: I fail to see how this is a bad thing, now everyone leaves space for the lord! Cera: it also means churches and other such gatherings are seen as very bad ideas as it could spread the virus M'lady. Angie: .... Cera get the camera, we have a PSA to make. Cera: I wish i could hold your hand M'lady... Right Away M'lady!

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Puppet Master: beware the Xenpurgis. Player: the wha- Puppet master: yeets us back to consciousnesses Player: Xenpurgis... Xenpurgis...like... Walpurgis? Like Walpurgisnacht? What is this Madoka Magica?! Puppet Master: from somehwere would you like to make a contract?~ Player: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Later Player: and thats why you all woke up to my scream shattering every glass in the house. Melia: Seems Legit.

Take your time and rest up Jan!

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Angie: do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Arceus? Player: do you have time to talk about our lord and savior My foot up your ass? Angie: rude. Player: YOU ARE LITERALLY REIGNING OVER A TOWN LIKE A TYRANT!

Angie: The world will know Arceus's cold truth, but first may i have your name? Player: Uh... Player Name? Ominous Church Bell Angie: ...no way...(!) Player: what...? Angie: "Player Name" Player: yeah...? Angie: Could you spell that? Player: I N T E R C E P T O R "P L A Y E R N A M E" Angie: ....Oh Arceus above i have seen your wisdom and my faith is renewed. props to who ever gets this reference.

*meanwhile, in the bad future* Madame X: with the Time Diamond we can return to the past and you two can fix your fuck up. Melia: so its a LITERAL MacGuffin Crystal. Madame X: No, a Macguffin would be the Magma Stone you needed to get to access valor mountain, not the Time Diamond. Player: How do you even know about that? Madame X: Shredded Cheese, now, shall we continue to plan how were going to fix this fuck up or are you two going to bother me about my favorite fruit next? Player: well i mean- Madame X: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION *Player name*! I swear i'm going to stab you one of these days...

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Madame X: *kills mom* Chorus: mmmm what'cha saaaaay~ Madame X: You thought you were strong together. And here you are now. Let this be a lesson. Numbers do not help. Friends do not help. Nothing ever helps. No one ever- wait... thats the wrong script can we do that again? Player: YOU KILLED MY MOTHER NO WE CANT DO THAT AGAIN! Madame X: Says you. *poof, time travel*

Prof. Jenner: Ok Ok just a little more and ill have gotten this Nim girl to safety and maybe my daughter wont hate me- Geara: This bitch empty, YEET! Prof. Jenner: OH DEAR GO- Later Geara: Im tired of this, YEET! Player: Oh shit thats lava. Even Later Crescent: YEET! Geara: so THATS what that like OH DEAR GOD EVERYTHING HURTS!

Good to know about that Mac version cause my friend has been wanting to play it but shes got Mac. I look forward to the update!

Would you like to talk about our Lord and Savior? Arceus? Whos that? I only know Melia.

Oh god that IS what happened isnt it. Just how high is his charisma stat?!

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