Kyublivion

Player: Pokemon Pranks! With Friends! Player: Steelix Go! Use Metal Sound. Ren: *knocks on his robot chest making a hollow sound* Reina: What the fuck

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Player: Pokemon Pranks! With Friends! Player: Zubat GO! Player: use Super Sonic. Venam: loudly plays her Guitar Melia: what the fuck?! Player: Melia is confused!

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Reporter: in other news, the world is currently suffering a shortage of bags of Shredded Cheese. madame X: *eating Cheese* thats because ive bought all of it. Nastasia: over the intercom This just in, Player has raided the cheese storage, weve lost all the cheese there. Madame X: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Angie: Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?!

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Ren: Well my robot body comes equipped with state of the art technology, like a laser canon, wings, energy shielding, and a three in once Ice cream, Soda, and Cereal dispenser. Player: uh... Ren: Blame Nastasia i only wanted the Soda Dispenser.

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In the nightmare City Puppet Master: oh what music should i play today... Zetta: slams his fist down on the table I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE Magenta: Sipping Coffee i want to ride my biiike~ Neon: putting down some toast i want to ride my biCYCLE Puppet Master: i want to ride it where i liiike~ YES YES THATS IT! Good work team! This weeks song shall be I want to ride my Bicycle by Queen! And the player did not get any sleep that week either.

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Madame X: Soooo... since were all in quarantine i figured I'd call you all up and uh.. check in. Dont ask how, just blame Nastasia. Player: oh you know, connecting dots. Melia: you havent connected shit. Player: ive connected them. Madame X: My god youre losing it... Player: did i ever tell yall about the time i almost saw someone die in goldenleaf town? Offscreen Ren: WHAT?! Player: yyyup. Madame X: Thats fucked up. Erin: have i ever told yall about the time I dreamt I killed god? Madame X: thats a whole ass mood. Player: I havent been able to sleep

Had Crescent given us Dranna at some point Nastasia: and this, is the result of Geara getting yeeted into an unstable teleporter. geara: KUWA KUWA KUWA THIS FUCKING HURTS HURRY UP AND FIND ALL OF ME Player: .... Hey Dranna Dranna: ...Sup Geara: Incoherent screaming Nastasia: WHAT THE FUCK PLAYER Player: OH IM SORRY, I FIND IT REALLY HARD TO SYMPATHIZE WITH THE ASSHOLE WHO SHOVED ME INTO LAVA AND KILLED ME, KILLED MY FRIEND NIM AND FUCKING PUSHED. ME. IN. LAVA! Its only because i dont feel like risking the lives of my other friends that i dont ask Dranna VERY nicely

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Player: So i just got back from the store and in addition to everyone wearing masks i also saw madame X. Melia: WHAT?! Player: yeah, she was buying a whole bunch of bags of Shredded Cheese. Like, the whole stores worth. Anyway they were out of milk, who wants to go back to the past and get more? Erin: and risk causing the end of the world? No thanks. Melia: im sure that if its just one of us we wont cause to much trouble. Erin: oh no im talking about the fact that were in the middle of a pandemic and time travel right now could cause said pandemic to happen SOONER if not spark t

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Geara: welp, now that the player is dead we can get Melia to madame X. Come on Zetta. Zetta: ..good lord this whole thing was a shit show. And also i think Melias been traumatized by seeing the player fall in lava. Geara: and im supposed to care why? Zetta: because- Player: I lived BITCH! Geara: wha- Crescent: teleports behind geara Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru! Geara: Nani?! Dranna: kore ga.... requiem da. Geara: KUWA?! Geara: KUWA?! Geara: KUWA?! After blowing up the teleporter Zetta: sigh Thats why. I swear nobody ever listens to the Solosis turned Melia

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Melia: For the last time player, this isnt madoka magica. Player: But it is! Rifts are witches, Xenpurgis is Walpurgisnacht and Mega Audino can purify rifts! Erin: what about Kyubey? Player: ....well weve never seen Madame X fully without her mask... Melia: this quarantine is really getting to you huh? Player: Oh no i just havent slept in about 2 weeks because the puppet master keeps blasting Caramelldansen all over the Nightmare City. Erin: ...what is this early two thousands youtube? Aelita: hes been playing "Wake me up inside" when ever ive tried to sleep. Erin: ....

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Cera: Lady Angie it seems the world is being ravaged by something called the... Volcorona Virus? no no the Corona Virus my mistake. It seems everyone must remain at least 6 feet apart for safety among other assorted things. Angie: Six feet apart you say? Cera: Yes M'lady. Angie: So youre saying that nobody may do such sinful things like hand holding anymore? Cera: ...Yes M'lady...? Angie: I fail to see how this is a bad thing, now everyone leaves space for the lord! Cera: it also means churches and other such gatherings are seen as very bad ideas as it could spread the virus