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Player: walking down the street in grand dream and finds a clothing shop I just had a terrible idea. later Madame X: Muahaha, now player its time for us to.. what the hell are you wearing? Player: wearing an ungodly assortment of clothes that do not match at ALL Its my ass kicking outfit BITCH!

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407 and so we go ever closer to our goal.

Player: Pokemon Pranks! With Friends! Player: Steelix Go! Use Metal Sound. Ren: *knocks on his robot chest making a hollow sound* Reina: What the fuck

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Player: Pokemon Pranks! With Friends! Player: Zubat GO! Player: use Super Sonic. Venam: loudly plays her Guitar Melia: what the fuck?! Player: Melia is confused!

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Reporter: in other news, the world is currently suffering a shortage of bags of Shredded Cheese. madame X: *eating Cheese* thats because ive bought all of it. Nastasia: over the intercom This just in, Player has raided the cheese storage, weve lost all the cheese there. Madame X: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Angie: Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?!

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Ren: Well my robot body comes equipped with state of the art technology, like a laser canon, wings, energy shielding, and a three in once Ice cream, Soda, and Cereal dispenser. Player: uh... Ren: Blame Nastasia i only wanted the Soda Dispenser.

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In the nightmare City Puppet Master: oh what music should i play today... Zetta: slams his fist down on the table I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE Magenta: Sipping Coffee i want to ride my biiike~ Neon: putting down some toast i want to ride my biCYCLE Puppet Master: i want to ride it where i liiike~ YES YES THATS IT! Good work team! This weeks song shall be I want to ride my Bicycle by Queen! And the player did not get any sleep that week either.

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Madame X: Soooo... since were all in quarantine i figured I'd call you all up and uh.. check in. Dont ask how, just blame Nastasia. Player: oh you know, connecting dots. Melia: you havent connected shit. Player: ive connected them. Madame X: My god youre losing it... Player: did i ever tell yall about the time i almost saw someone die in goldenleaf town? Offscreen Ren: WHAT?! Player: yyyup. Madame X: Thats fucked up. Erin: have i ever told yall about the time I dreamt I killed god? Madame X: thats a whole ass mood. Player: I havent been able to sleep in three weeks, the Puppet Masters started blasting Crazy Frog featuring Crescent when i do... Melia: Rip.

Had Crescent given us Dranna at some point Nastasia: and this, is the result of Geara getting yeeted into an unstable teleporter. geara: KUWA KUWA KUWA THIS FUCKING HURTS HURRY UP AND FIND ALL OF ME Player: .... Hey Dranna Dranna: ...Sup Geara: Incoherent screaming Nastasia: WHAT THE FUCK PLAYER Player: OH IM SORRY, I FIND IT REALLY HARD TO SYMPATHIZE WITH THE ASSHOLE WHO SHOVED ME INTO LAVA AND KILLED ME, KILLED MY FRIEND NIM AND FUCKING PUSHED. ME. IN. LAVA! Its only because i dont feel like risking the lives of my other friends that i dont ask Dranna VERY nicely to hit him and dump him out of the ship. And dont think i wouldnt.

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Player: So i just got back from the store and in addition to everyone wearing masks i also saw madame X. Melia: WHAT?! Player: yeah, she was buying a whole bunch of bags of Shredded Cheese. Like, the whole stores worth. Anyway they were out of milk, who wants to go back to the past and get more? Erin: and risk causing the end of the world? No thanks. Melia: im sure that if its just one of us we wont cause to much trouble. Erin: oh no im talking about the fact that were in the middle of a pandemic and time travel right now could cause said pandemic to happen SOONER if not spark the end of the world outright. Player: ....fuck youre right.

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