This is really interesting. Based on myself, my stats would be:
Base stat total : 435
HP, base stat 25
Attack, base stat 10
Defense, base stat 20
Sp. attack, base stat 115
Sp. defense, base stat 85
Speed, base stat 180
I am very sensitive when it comes to personal things or when things happen to me in person, therefore my HP, Physical atk and defense would be extremely low. From a distance (online for example) I am able to handle myself more both offensively and defensively, so those would be higher. As for speed, I am able to back out of things and run away from them way before it even happens, which would make my speed equivalent to that of Speed Forme Deoxys.