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  1. GAS! GAS! GAS! I'm gonna step on the candy Tonight I'll slurp and be your eater
  2. Pineapple man looked at the remaining contestants, and seeing at their idle and lackadaisical actions, decided he needed to take matters into his own leaves. The blood came too slowly, and his master can wait no longer. He used his pizza power to make a doppelganger for each of the remaining ones and with a twisting motion of his hand, disintegrated the originals out of spite for wasting his time. He proceeded to teleport all the clones into his magical room of bean. He then farted in the room, asphyxiating all the fake fools and proceeded to light astra on fire, which in turn ignited the CHHH leading to an explosion of blood and gore and pineapples. All of those pathetic asinine murderers would have gotten killed if not for the vest made of blanket - how a vest could protect from third degree burn and almost instant death is certainly beyond me but who cared - he handed to them. Even still, many had perished. What remained of them was blood. Blood that barzano was drinking and sucking into him. Bazara imagined how close he was to his goal and gloated, looking at his handicraft with loving eyes. He felt that he had done enough for a day's work and decided to take a one month long hiatus. There we go folks. Bazaro is going to hibernate and spread his seeds for a month. So you'll have to wait for him. Blame him for everything that happened. GG Bazaro felt a crushing pressure, so heavy that it threatened to crush him to oblivion. Baz could see his life flashin before his eyes, and he regretted that he didn't eat more bean. But then the pressure disappeared, as abrupt as it emerged. Baz realised that the Omphalos Daemoniumtm was displeased with his indolence and simply sighed. He cut himself into two and sent one half of his pineapple pizza into the secret kinky dungeon and squished it, the sweet sweet bath water pineapple juice that contains stuff that I shouldn't mention raining upon all the doppelgangers, sending them into a frenzied state. All of them fought with savage brutality, biting the other's necks, stabbing them with their bone. Soon all of them died, bar nano. But nano's stupor could not be treated. He needed to kill something, but there simply wasn't any living being left. Except him. Nano received an epiphany that he needed to kill himself to sate the bloodthirst, and thus did so. Everybody died Everybody lost Bean won He saw through bazaro's nefarious plot and made alaris kill him so that he could avoid the insanity of pineapple juice @Chickens CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON. YOU'RE A PRODIGIOUS GENIUS
  3. Watch as that beta bar gets lengthened again
  4. since I have no idea if editing will actually give an notification @WalpurgisITS TIME SISTER BIRB ITS TIME TO FIGHT ITS TIME TO GO MANO A MANO WE WILL FIGHT SISTER BIRB AND THE SUPERIOR CHICKEN WILL KILL YOU AND I WILL LAY EGGS IN REMEMBRANCE OF YOU
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